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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6440 on: March 30, 2011, 09:11:09 AM »
Camel Tow

I'm hereby sitting this round out.
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Re: Well done, the both of you
« Reply #6441 on: March 30, 2011, 01:02:56 PM »
Oh boy, I have the best sugges...

Camel Tow

Dammit. Well, maybe I can still make the best pun on thi...

It's the Dromedary Ferry!

DAMMIT!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6442 on: March 30, 2011, 01:06:11 PM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Well done, the both of you
« Reply #6443 on: March 30, 2011, 01:08:14 PM »
Oh boy, I have the best sugges...

Camel Tow

Dammit. Well, maybe I can still make the best pun on thi...

It's the Dromedary Ferry!

DAMMIT!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6444 on: March 31, 2011, 01:59:53 PM »
Durg!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6445 on: March 31, 2011, 08:52:32 PM »
Durg!

Opps forgot about this.  Here's our winner.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6446 on: March 31, 2011, 09:10:45 PM »

Opps forgot about this.  Here's our winner.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6447 on: March 31, 2011, 09:56:44 PM »
Woooohooo I actually won one!


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6448 on: March 31, 2011, 10:03:19 PM »


I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A SHA-EE-AVEEE!!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6449 on: March 31, 2011, 10:36:30 PM »
Always remember to wear sunglasses when participating in an elephant orgy.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6450 on: April 01, 2011, 08:40:09 AM »
Someone should tell that guy that shaving cream doesn't work the same as sun blocker.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6451 on: April 01, 2011, 08:59:37 AM »
Woooohooo I actually won one!



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6452 on: April 01, 2011, 09:01:05 AM »
How to shave a wolfman.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6453 on: April 01, 2011, 09:21:59 AM »
"Really.....Should I take the front seat?  Hmmm."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6454 on: April 01, 2011, 09:24:11 AM »
Woooohooo I actually won one!



Hiding one's identity has taken a hit in this economy even for superheroes.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6455 on: April 01, 2011, 09:27:36 AM »
When Jim first discovered internet porn....
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6456 on: April 01, 2011, 10:25:39 AM »
Woooohooo I actually won one!


When rednecks get sunburns.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6457 on: April 01, 2011, 02:57:09 PM »
Bob always loveed being the pointman for the weekly circle jerks.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6458 on: April 01, 2011, 08:46:07 PM »
Is that a pie in your face, or are you just happy to see me.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6459 on: April 01, 2011, 08:51:05 PM »
For Christ's sake Jim,  I just wanted you to shave the damn mustache..

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Re: In Nagasaki, they like bukkake...
« Reply #6460 on: April 01, 2011, 10:21:06 PM »


It wasn't until Roger took off the glasses that he realized the magnitude of the horrible "3D bukkake porn" prank his friends, neighbors, relatives, priest, and some random hobos paid in cigarettes had played on him.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6461 on: April 02, 2011, 12:59:21 AM »
Ha, there are a couple really good ones! Here is the winner!

Hiding one's identity has taken a hit in this economy even for superheroes.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6462 on: April 02, 2011, 02:03:08 AM »
Dammit, someone pick me as a winner.  The pic I saw a couple of weeks ago is the best.  It's so good, I gotta get a mod to approve it.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6463 on: April 02, 2011, 05:25:16 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6464 on: April 02, 2011, 05:26:03 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6465 on: April 02, 2011, 05:30:35 AM »
Watch out for the new horrific Hollywood production: "Ducks On A Plane".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6466 on: April 02, 2011, 07:14:13 AM »
William Shatner - "There's a duck out on the wing. A duck..(pause)..on..(pause).. the wing."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6467 on: April 02, 2011, 08:35:09 AM »
PETA levied new allegations of animal cruelty today against AFLAC for their latest commercial
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6468 on: April 02, 2011, 08:37:05 AM »


Skyrage: "Hey! You cut me off back there you Motherquacker!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6469 on: April 02, 2011, 08:38:20 AM »


"Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6470 on: April 02, 2011, 08:41:38 AM »
You don't HAVE a soul.You ARE a soul.You HAVE a body.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6471 on: April 02, 2011, 08:44:49 AM »


"Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?"
 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6472 on: April 02, 2011, 09:41:46 AM »
Get out of my air space!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6473 on: April 02, 2011, 10:38:09 AM »



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
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