Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 530840 times)

chknptpie · « **Reply #6160 on:** March 02, 2011, 07:28:34 AM »

Who is in the mood for some pug-ernickle?!

Tick · « **Reply #6161 on:** March 02, 2011, 07:33:13 AM »

"Mom! I think I found a hair in my bread!"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6162 on:** March 02, 2011, 07:37:38 AM »

You think this bread is good? Try having it with a weiner dog! It's doggie heaven!

Metro · « **Reply #6163 on:** March 02, 2011, 01:48:18 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on March 01, 2011, 08:17:40 PM

Joe should have listened more closely to his veterinarian when he'd told him about Buddy's raging yeast infection.

I like it. I like it a lot. You win!

ScioPath · « **Reply #6164 on:** March 02, 2011, 02:34:46 PM »

Thanks, let me find one.

Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8

ScioPath · « **Reply #6165 on:** March 02, 2011, 04:07:20 PM »

eric42434224 · « **Reply #6166 on:** March 02, 2011, 04:12:57 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on March 02, 2011, 04:07:20 PM

Billy, 10 years before his depression induced suicide.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6167 on:** March 02, 2011, 04:24:32 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on March 02, 2011, 04:07:20 PM

So, this is what happened to the kid on the Nirvana CD.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #6168 on:** March 02, 2011, 06:00:22 PM »

"...Soon, all these girls will think they're on their period, and I'll have the whole pool to do laps!"

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #6169 on:** March 02, 2011, 06:13:10 PM »

"I get the feeling sometimes that I never fit in at pool parties."

Chino · « **Reply #6170 on:** March 02, 2011, 06:34:47 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on March 02, 2011, 04:07:20 PM

fuck my life

TempusVox · « **Reply #6171 on:** March 02, 2011, 07:07:08 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on March 02, 2011, 04:07:20 PM

Proof that Juggalo's are bottom feeders by nature.

emindead · « **Reply #6172 on:** March 02, 2011, 08:04:24 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on March 02, 2011, 04:07:20 PM

Fucking snow cones, how do they work?

Tick · « **Reply #6173 on:** March 02, 2011, 09:02:13 PM »

The Clown Special Olympics.

VioletS16 · « **Reply #6174 on:** March 03, 2011, 01:41:18 AM »

Damn chopsticks are floating away

*wait, is that a straw?? I'm confused...*

Durg · « **Reply #6175 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:11:00 AM »

1 Raspberry sno-cone: $1:25
1 See through wife-beater T-shirt: $8.39
1 Pair of underwater swimming goggles: $18.82
Being able to check out the ladies from below: Priceless

Tick · « **Reply #6176 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:30:56 AM »

The new Cherry LSD Slurpee! Only at 7 Eleven.

jsem · « **Reply #6177 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:31:25 AM »

What it takes to be the class clown

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6178 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:58:39 AM »

The Clown Corps does not want somber. The Clown Corps wants killers laughs. The Clown Corp wants to build Slushies in water--Clowns without fear, of Slushies.

rumborak · « **Reply #6179 on:** March 03, 2011, 09:31:56 AM »

"You see all these superheroes on TV who got these awesome combinations of superpowers, but do you ever think about all the useless combinations, and the mental harm they bring to the hero? What good can you do when your ability to breathe underwater depends on you holding a snowcone? BTW, the clown paint serves no purpose, it's only to point out the cruelty of the situation. Because he is fucking goddamn depressed."

Durg · « **Reply #6180 on:** March 03, 2011, 10:20:27 AM »

Joseph Bruce (Violent J) from the Insane Clown Posse at 11.

mizzl · « **Reply #6181 on:** March 03, 2011, 10:52:50 AM »

Quote from: rumborak on March 03, 2011, 09:31:56 AM

"You see all these superheroes on TV who got these awesome combinations of superpowers, but do you ever think about all the useless combinations, and the mental harm they bring to the hero? What good can you do when your ability to breathe underwater depends on you holding a snowcone? BTW, the clown paint serves no purpose, it's only to point out the cruelty of the situation. Because he is fucking goddamn depressed."

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #6182 on:** March 03, 2011, 11:00:58 AM »

The only part worse than having clown face paint is having clown face paint that also makes me look like a sad kitty.

Tick · « **Reply #6183 on:** March 03, 2011, 11:10:49 AM »

https://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a23e59d8-54ab-443b-82e4-3fd32c55a488.jpg
"I wanted a grape one. Now I don't much feel like being underwater with my penis in this cup while wearing clown makeup. I'm just gonna go play guitar hero instead."

ScioPath · « **Reply #6184 on:** March 03, 2011, 04:17:03 PM »

Quote from: rumborak on March 03, 2011, 09:31:56 AM

"You see all these superheroes on TV who got these awesome combinations of superpowers, but do you ever think about all the useless combinations, and the mental harm they bring to the hero? What good can you do when your ability to breathe underwater depends on you holding a snowcone? BTW, the clown paint serves no purpose, it's only to point out the cruelty of the situation. Because he is fucking goddamn depressed."

Winner.

rumborak · « **Reply #6185 on:** March 03, 2011, 05:55:34 PM »

W00t!

Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 24
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8

rumborak · « **Reply #6186 on:** March 03, 2011, 05:56:21 PM »

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #6187 on:** March 03, 2011, 05:59:03 PM »

Quote from: rumborak on March 03, 2011, 05:56:21 PM

"Just think, Andre. Someday, we'll look back on this photograph and laugh at our ridiculous fashion and hairstyles."
"Well, you will, boss."
"Wait, wha...?"

lonestar · « **Reply #6188 on:** March 03, 2011, 06:16:47 PM »

Yes, I am proportional.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6189 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:23:26 PM »

Quote from: rumborak on March 03, 2011, 05:56:21 PM

Blondie Vs. The Giant. One way or another, it's personal.

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #6190 on:** March 04, 2011, 02:12:41 AM »

"anybody want this peanut?"

Zydar · « **Reply #6191 on:** March 04, 2011, 02:18:52 AM »

Blondie's classic song Heart Of Glass was originally called Jaws Of Glass when this photo was taken. Debbie quickly changed the title.

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #6192 on:** March 04, 2011, 05:26:14 AM »

My arms won't move.

You've been mostly dead all day.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6193 on:** March 04, 2011, 05:36:23 AM »

Next on Odd Celebrity Dates. Blackjack Mulligan and Grace Jones.

Tick · « **Reply #6194 on:** March 04, 2011, 07:50:46 AM »

Hulk Hogan decided to have a sex change right before Wrestlemania. Andre was a sport and went along with the script.
Hulk was quoted before the change as saying, "Lights out meatballs!"

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Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 530840 times)