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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6090 on: February 24, 2011, 12:19:09 PM »


It was easy to see who was cheating in the Downhill event at the Paralympics.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6091 on: February 24, 2011, 09:49:37 PM »
As..............

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King takes the throne.

Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6092 on: February 25, 2011, 06:24:08 AM »
Thank you!  Thank you!

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6093 on: February 25, 2011, 07:28:08 AM »
Try new Black Label light. Because when your on a killing spree, you can't afford to get filled up.
65 calories never tasted so deadly.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6094 on: February 25, 2011, 07:57:41 AM »
Today the GOP defunded the Army's Beer Muscles Program claiming that military recruiters could not find enough angry drunks to enter the program.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6095 on: February 25, 2011, 08:06:57 AM »
Rock juice!  Yes, drill sergeant!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6096 on: February 25, 2011, 08:13:18 AM »
The Army's new advancement in camouflage research: invisibility potion.
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6097 on: February 25, 2011, 08:27:57 AM »
The entire 4th Batallion, having once again failed the random drug tests, were ordered to "run it through one more time."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6098 on: February 25, 2011, 09:29:21 AM »
Friendly fire took on a whole new meeting the next morning.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6099 on: February 25, 2011, 09:52:57 AM »
Just another military cult going through its paces.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6100 on: February 25, 2011, 12:58:50 PM »
"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! THIS IS YOUR FIRST TASK. YOU MUST DRINK EVER BEER WITHOUT FIGHTING, SINGING, LEANING OR PASSING OUT. IF YOU FAIL I WANT 200 PUSHUPS FROM EVERYONE, AND THAT INCLUDES YOU PRINCESS!! DO YOU GET ME?"

"SIR, YES *CHUGG* SIR!"
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Re: Shir, yesh shir!
« Reply #6101 on: February 25, 2011, 01:02:31 PM »
"This is my beer! There are many like it, but this one is mine! Without it, I am nothing! Without me, it is nothing! With me, it is also nothing in about seven seconds! *BRAAP*"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6102 on: February 25, 2011, 03:21:59 PM »
The reason why Ireland never wins wars.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6103 on: February 25, 2011, 04:26:03 PM »
This is like the stuff they drank in Nam.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6104 on: February 25, 2011, 09:56:15 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on February 25, 2011, 03:21:59 PM
The reason why Ireland never wins wars.
This would be a 10, except for the grammatical redundancy. Solid 8.5.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6105 on: February 26, 2011, 09:39:08 AM »
DTVT Is the winna!!!

Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6106 on: February 26, 2011, 09:52:15 AM »
Time to blow this up with a classic photobomb

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6107 on: February 26, 2011, 11:38:05 AM »
Fucking tourist!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6108 on: February 26, 2011, 11:41:11 AM »
Didn't you read the sign?  I'm going to have to confiscate that camera, sir!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6109 on: February 26, 2011, 11:42:48 AM »
Oh hai! Let me adjust your focus for you guys!
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6110 on: February 26, 2011, 12:14:41 PM »
"we were blown away by getting to meet the dramatic chipmunk. He was so down to earth. It was truly refreshing."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6111 on: February 26, 2011, 12:53:12 PM »
"Imagine, if you will, a calm vacation scene, filled with potential for joy and serenity...turned ugly. One would never think twice about disrespecting the homes of a million chipmunks, unless those inhabitants fought back. Of course we aren't talking about your average run of the mill chipmunks, no. These creatures of scavenging rights have a devious home built...in the twilight zone".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6112 on: February 26, 2011, 01:32:29 PM »
Quote from: DTVT on February 26, 2011, 09:52:15 AM
Time to blow this up with a classic photobomb



"And this is.......American Idol!"
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6113 on: February 26, 2011, 03:43:38 PM »
Quote from: DTVT on February 26, 2011, 09:52:15 AM
Time to blow this up with a classic photobomb




"That's a rather odd looking smudge on my camera lens....."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6114 on: February 26, 2011, 04:31:30 PM »


That's a really tall squirrel!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6115 on: February 26, 2011, 04:38:47 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on February 26, 2011, 01:32:29 PM
Quote from: DTVT on February 26, 2011, 09:52:15 AM
Time to blow this up with a classic photobomb

snippity*

"And this is.......American Idol!"

FTW and yes I realized I quoted myself but I don't know how.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6116 on: February 26, 2011, 04:43:40 PM »
Quote from: DTVT on February 26, 2011, 09:52:15 AM


"Chuck here, reporting to you live from CNI, Chipmunk News Incorporation, where we are now observing a pair of middle aged Homo Sapiens in an unnatural habitat.  They do not seem to smell like alcohol or talk in a stupid drawn out accent, so they are most likely not harmful."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6117 on: February 26, 2011, 07:49:29 PM »
Quote from: DTVT on February 26, 2011, 09:52:15 AM
Time to blow this up with a classic photobomb



And you think I'm nuts?!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6118 on: February 27, 2011, 09:09:39 AM »
Zydar takes it.

Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6119 on: February 27, 2011, 09:12:31 AM »
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

New pic:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6120 on: February 27, 2011, 09:17:20 AM »



"Mom, my tummy ache is MUCH more important than your Facebook profile picture you CAM WHORE"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6121 on: February 27, 2011, 09:19:42 AM »
They sure are making those Chucky dolls more realistic these days.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6122 on: February 27, 2011, 11:40:16 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on February 27, 2011, 09:12:31 AM
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

New pic:



Mom, you pic is so hot it makes me pinch my nipples!!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6123 on: February 27, 2011, 12:16:01 PM »
"David After Spicy Food"
« Last Edit: February 27, 2011, 03:04:50 PM by Metropolaris »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6124 on: February 27, 2011, 12:16:25 PM »
Quote from: Metropolaris on February 27, 2011, 12:16:01 PM
"David After Spicy Food"

EDIT: ....why did I just quote myself?
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