Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 530784 times)

contest_sanity · « **Reply #5775 on:** January 30, 2011, 06:22:02 PM »

CLINKS63!!!!!!!!!!

Tick · « **Reply #5776 on:** January 30, 2011, 06:28:36 PM »

Quote from: Guitarded on January 29, 2011, 04:15:43 AM

"Let my people go!"

Well, this has to be the winner!

orcus116 · « **Reply #5777 on:** January 30, 2011, 07:08:27 PM »

Why? It's just a picture of Charlton Heston with the caption as a line he did. You can't get any more safe than that. contest_sanity's above made me burst out laughing instantly on the other hand.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #5778 on:** January 30, 2011, 07:17:31 PM »

Quote from: orcus116 on January 30, 2011, 07:08:27 PM

Why? It's just a picture of Charlton Heston with the caption as a line he did. You can't get any more safe than that. contest_sanity's above made me burst out laughing instantly on the other hand.

I'm glad it wasn't wasted, then, because I thought it was hilarious too, yet would die a quick death once Tick picked a winner.

Tick · « **Reply #5779 on:** January 30, 2011, 08:33:14 PM »

Quote from: orcus116 on January 30, 2011, 07:08:27 PM

Why? It's just a picture of Charlton Heston with the caption as a line he did. You can't get any more safe than that. contest_sanity's above made me burst out laughing instantly on the other hand.

Its the winner because I fucking said it is!

No offense C.S.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #5780 on:** January 31, 2011, 01:37:22 AM »

Quote from: orcus116 on January 30, 2011, 07:08:27 PM

Why? It's just a picture of Charlton Heston with the caption as a line he did. You can't get any more safe than that. contest_sanity's above made me burst out laughing instantly on the other hand.

Personally, I find the mental image of Moses standing in front of the pharaoh with a rifle demanding his people's freedom to be pretty funny. Different strokes for different folks.

New picture incoming, eta < 5 minutes.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #5781 on:** January 31, 2011, 01:39:54 AM »

Standings:

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Durg - 3
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 33
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 22
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 12
Bosk1 - 11
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #5782 on:** January 31, 2011, 01:40:32 AM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #5783 on:** January 31, 2011, 04:23:22 AM »

Quote from: Guitarded on January 31, 2011, 01:40:32 AM

Richard Gere's half sister.

ScioPath · « **Reply #5784 on:** January 31, 2011, 04:28:52 AM »

Nearsighted Dentist: Now, before you get started, not to insult you or anything it's the angle, but are you a boy or a girl?

Patient: mmmhdfdfhk..... wwhhhhyyy dsss it mttter?

Dentist: Oh I just want to know whether I should be aroused or disgusted by this.

Tick · « **Reply #5785 on:** January 31, 2011, 05:17:16 AM »

"Doc, ya got to help me. I'm addicted to blowing small rodents."

"and how does that make you feel?"

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #5786 on:** January 31, 2011, 06:32:38 AM »

Another episode of Riverbank Tales that didn't quite make it to Saturday morning TV

Durg · « **Reply #5787 on:** January 31, 2011, 08:10:01 AM »

Alternative medicine is really reaching new heights in rural Mississippi. Seen here is a patient that is getting treated for strep throat. She was also being treated for a yeast infection but the doctors would not discuss the details of treatment.

Tick · « **Reply #5788 on:** January 31, 2011, 08:12:54 AM »

People are going to desperate measures to make Adami laugh again.

mizzl · « **Reply #5789 on:** January 31, 2011, 08:13:54 AM »

Rule 34: Even hamsters have their own porn sites now

TempusVox · « **Reply #5790 on:** January 31, 2011, 08:17:26 AM »

Quote from: Guitarded on January 31, 2011, 01:40:32 AM

AP Washington- Senator Sam Brownback (R) Kansas, used this photo recently to illustrate the evils of socialized dentistry. President Obama scoffed at the notion that rats were any less capable of cleaning someones teeth than people are by claiming, "In Chicago we use rats for everything." Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour who is considering a run for the White House in 2012, said, "Now we know why them English have such damn awful teeth!" While Sarah Palin's office issued a statement that asked that until President Obama had eaten seal meat, to please hold judgement on the issue. Said Palin, "This is just another case of a soccer mom gettin' screwed, and no one considers the plight of the Eskimo."

chknptpie · « **Reply #5791 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:00:01 AM »

Ron took his passion for Wormtail just a TAD too far...

rumborak · « **Reply #5792 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:07:58 AM »

Husband: "Your sister is a vegetable, I'm sick of caring for her!"
Wife: "Well, so am I. Let's see what happens if we just let her sit her for a while."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #5793 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:15:02 AM »

Quote from: Guitarded on January 31, 2011, 01:40:32 AM

Fluffy, the first Gunea Pig working to become a lion tamer.

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #5794 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:23:05 AM »

Quote from: chknptpie on January 31, 2011, 09:00:01 AM

Ron took his passion for Wormtail just a TAD too far...

nice.

rumborak · « **Reply #5795 on:** January 31, 2011, 09:30:24 AM »

From the picture, you might think it's going in. Nope, it's coming out. It's coming out, think about it.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #5796 on:** January 31, 2011, 02:20:49 PM »

"I'd like to try a new and experimental procedure, if you're willing to be my guinea pig."
"Will it help my swollen molar?"
"Yes, but it's not going to feel very mice."
"Rats."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #5797 on:** January 31, 2011, 02:25:28 PM »

Quote from: Guitarded on January 31, 2011, 01:40:32 AM

Again in the Movie thread GuineaPig has his foot in her mouth.

lonestar · « **Reply #5798 on:** January 31, 2011, 02:32:39 PM »

This is what happens when you leave a set of keys in your mouth.

ScioPath · « **Reply #5799 on:** January 31, 2011, 04:02:03 PM »

Quote from: GritKisser on January 31, 2011, 02:32:39 PM

This is what happens when you leave a set of keys in your mouth.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #5800 on:** January 31, 2011, 06:49:51 PM »

After Lurleena heard about gay men using hampsters...well you can see what she thought.

Tick · « **Reply #5801 on:** February 01, 2011, 05:52:12 AM »

"Do I have something caught in my teeth?"

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #5802 on:** February 01, 2011, 12:31:11 PM »

Fell asleep before I could pick a winner. Tough decision, but this one made me lol.

Quote

From the picture, you might think it's going in. Nope, it's coming out. It's coming out, think about it.

Rumborak's the winna.

lonestar · « **Reply #5803 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:08:39 PM »

Damn, though I could of had that one.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #5804 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:10:24 PM »

I think I must have missed a reference or something. If it was awesome and just went over my head, I'm sorry.

lonestar · « **Reply #5805 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:12:10 PM »

Quote from: Guitarded on February 01, 2011, 01:10:24 PM

I think I must have missed a reference or something. If it was awesome and just went over my head, I'm sorry.

Check the "mouse" thread in the Archives.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #5806 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:36:09 PM »

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

What's the rule on repealing?

Tick · « **Reply #5807 on:** February 01, 2011, 08:15:46 PM »

Quote from: Guitarded on February 01, 2011, 01:36:09 PM

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

What's the rule on repealing?

Its not allowed.

Tick · « **Reply #5808 on:** February 03, 2011, 06:09:29 AM »

Your new picture. If Rumborak shows up he can judge it.

Durg · « **Reply #5809 on:** February 03, 2011, 08:34:15 AM »

The Day the Music Died.

News: The Gift of Music official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fae4FQ4McSY

Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 530784 times)