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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5250 on: December 21, 2010, 09:39:44 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5251 on: December 21, 2010, 09:42:39 AM »
Reposting since this turned out to be the last post on the previous page:



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Re: It's a boob joke. Obviously, I win already. I mean, boobs!
« Reply #5252 on: December 21, 2010, 10:11:59 AM »
"So, how's your new wife treating you?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5253 on: December 21, 2010, 10:43:52 AM »
Mr. Balding.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5254 on: December 21, 2010, 10:49:24 AM »
Now he's Saved By The Belle
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5255 on: December 21, 2010, 01:27:35 PM »
Mr. Belding is preparing to play Sloth in the remake of the Goonies.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5256 on: December 21, 2010, 02:09:50 PM »
Saved by Viagra.
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5257 on: December 21, 2010, 02:14:54 PM »
"Okay, okay, you've taken your picture for the internet. Now gimme my $250 so I can go."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5258 on: December 21, 2010, 03:32:59 PM »
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If you study and stay in school, you too could own a young piece of ass.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5259 on: December 21, 2010, 04:16:52 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5260 on: December 21, 2010, 05:25:11 PM »
Man, I wish those were Tiffany's...or Elizabeths...
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5261 on: December 21, 2010, 05:29:09 PM »
Damnit I'm not the pedophile!  You're thinking of Jeffrey Jones, and he liked boys!  Now show me those grown-up titties!
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5262 on: December 22, 2010, 06:49:27 AM »
Saved by the pill
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5263 on: December 22, 2010, 10:08:55 AM »
Saved by the pill
The perfect pun!  You win, tick.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5264 on: December 22, 2010, 05:28:45 PM »
Thanks C_S!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5265 on: December 22, 2010, 05:31:53 PM »
Thanks C_S!



Tick hitting on a supermodel.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5266 on: December 22, 2010, 05:41:11 PM »
Guy:  You know what would be great, captain Bones?
Captain Bones:  ....
Guy:  If I had a real boat! 
Captain Bones:  ...
Guy:  And real friends!
Captain Bones:  ...
Guy:  Piss off, captain Bones. 

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5267 on: December 22, 2010, 06:18:17 PM »
Hey...it gets lonely on the high seas.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5268 on: December 22, 2010, 06:38:31 PM »
Bystander: "You...know that's a fake skeleton, right buddy?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5269 on: December 22, 2010, 07:32:24 PM »
This is Tick, reminding you to brush your teeth!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5270 on: December 22, 2010, 07:40:39 PM »
"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5271 on: December 22, 2010, 07:41:37 PM »
Scope, control your deadly breath.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5272 on: December 22, 2010, 08:23:20 PM »
Photographer: Dude, we really gotta get going soon.

Tick: NOT UNTIL I DEFEAT MY ARCHRIVAL IN THIS MOST MONUMENTOUS OF STARING CONTESTS!!!! I WILL TRIUMPH IN THE FACE OF HIS WRATH AND WIN ELIZABETH'S LOVE!!!! :tick2:

Photographer: Alright, um... don't bother re-friending me on facebook okay?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5273 on: December 22, 2010, 08:24:33 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5274 on: December 22, 2010, 09:49:22 PM »
Guy: Hey baby, how would you like to walk my plank.
Skeleton: These boner jokes are getting really old
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5275 on: December 23, 2010, 09:25:34 AM »
No tongue...as if I had a choice.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5276 on: December 23, 2010, 11:50:57 AM »
Looks deep enough...

(..i feel dirty now)

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« Reply #5277 on: December 23, 2010, 12:17:46 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5278 on: December 23, 2010, 03:17:28 PM »
Photographer: Dude, we really gotta get going soon.

Tick: NOT UNTIL I DEFEAT MY ARCHRIVAL IN THIS MOST MONUMENTOUS OF STARING CONTESTS!!!! I WILL TRIUMPH IN THE FACE OF HIS WRATH AND WIN ELIZABETH'S LOVE!!!! :tick2:

Photographer: Alright, um... don't bother re-friending me on facebook okay?
I like it!
Winner.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5279 on: December 23, 2010, 05:02:10 PM »
Updated with Tick's win.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5280 on: December 23, 2010, 05:05:14 PM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5281 on: December 23, 2010, 05:12:15 PM »
Whew, I'm tired. I think Ken is, too.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5282 on: December 23, 2010, 06:17:30 PM »
Barbie-"Wow, did you feel something, I dunno, I'm like sooooo fucked up."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5283 on: December 23, 2010, 06:43:49 PM »
Like, LOL!, looks like he's not getting any head anytime soon. LOL!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5284 on: December 23, 2010, 07:13:32 PM »
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