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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4690 on: November 07, 2010, 02:28:34 PM »
Fucking tequila.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4691 on: November 07, 2010, 03:38:04 PM »
Quote from: tick on November 07, 2010, 05:54:16 AM
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:



Me on the Browns messageboard just minutes ago.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4692 on: November 07, 2010, 03:43:44 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 07, 2010, 03:38:04 PM
Quote from: tick on November 07, 2010, 05:54:16 AM
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:



Me on the Browns messageboard just minutes ago.
I'm giving mine before I judge tomorrow!!!! :lol
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4693 on: November 08, 2010, 04:53:30 AM »
Me at the Patriots message board after the game against the Browns.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4694 on: November 08, 2010, 06:24:00 AM »
Before I announce the winner, I will post what I thought of when I saw this pic. :tick2:


"I can't believe their are pictures of my daughter on my favorite website, big college titties.com. How do I even tell her I saw them?"



and now without further ado....


drum roll please...


air guitar...



a loud fart....

and the winner is....




Quote from: Zydar on November 07, 2010, 07:21:01 AM
Although Jacob was away on conference, he took the time to play hide and seek with his kids over the webcam during breaks. "Ready or not, here I come!"
This was an unexpected angle on this photo and a clever caption so this ladies and gentleman is your winner!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4695 on: November 08, 2010, 06:34:00 AM »
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:



GO!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4696 on: November 08, 2010, 06:36:54 AM »
The wedding of cousin Elijah and cousin Bailee didn't interest little Peggy all that much.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4697 on: November 08, 2010, 06:37:29 AM »
Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4698 on: November 08, 2010, 06:41:29 AM »
"They will soon know she ate the flowers."
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Quote from: kingshmegland on April 27, 2012, 03:59:55 PM
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4699 on: November 08, 2010, 06:49:41 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on November 08, 2010, 06:34:00 AM
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:



GO!

Time to unhinge my jaw and have me some delicious cake.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4700 on: November 08, 2010, 07:13:32 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on November 08, 2010, 06:34:00 AM
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:




Still exhuasted from the bachelor party the night before, the village whore contemplates the many secrets she'll keep to herself......for now.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4701 on: November 08, 2010, 07:55:38 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on November 08, 2010, 06:34:00 AM




GO!

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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4702 on: November 08, 2010, 08:00:52 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on November 08, 2010, 06:34:00 AM


*yells* I can't believe she wore white!  Who's she fooling?  I'm right here!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4703 on: November 08, 2010, 08:06:41 AM »

Standard Satanic wedding...

Priest - "By the power vested in me by the evil one sent from hell to torment your souls, I now pronounce you possessed by the Devil. You may now kill a Goat"

kid - "Blah blah blah, this is totally lame. The only good thing about the Devil is the cake. I want some Oreo cookies."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4704 on: November 08, 2010, 11:09:35 AM »
You cannot hide from satan. She watches you wherever you are. She's at your wedding, eating your souls!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4705 on: November 08, 2010, 11:15:02 AM »


Pre-wedding cake warmup: Try to dislodge your jaw muscles for faster food intake.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4706 on: November 08, 2010, 11:16:02 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on November 08, 2010, 06:34:00 AM
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:




'I wish they'd hurry up already. I'm tired, I started my damn period, and these pumps are fucking killing my feet!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4707 on: November 08, 2010, 11:18:09 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4708 on: November 08, 2010, 11:19:01 AM »
ELAINE!!!!!!!!!! ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4709 on: November 08, 2010, 11:32:05 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on November 08, 2010, 06:34:00 AM
Yaaay :biggrin:

Thanks!

New pic:



GO!

ASK HIM WHAT HE DID LAST NIGHT!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4710 on: November 08, 2010, 11:43:25 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4711 on: November 09, 2010, 07:16:24 AM »
OK the round is up, and I found this one to be as weird as it's funny:

Quote from: TempusVox on November 08, 2010, 07:13:32 AM
Still exhuasted from the bachelor party the night before, the village whore contemplates the many secrets she'll keep to herself......for now.

I can't quite picture the little girl as "the village whore" but it made me lol nonetheless :lol

You're up!

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Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
Emindead - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
TempusVox - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Hefdaddy42 - 2
DTVT - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

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kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 24
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
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Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4712 on: November 09, 2010, 07:58:10 AM »
Thank you, thank you. I was going for both weird and funny.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4713 on: November 09, 2010, 07:58:49 AM »
The pic...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4714 on: November 09, 2010, 08:00:39 AM »
Now that's doggie style!
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4715 on: November 09, 2010, 08:02:17 AM »
Quote from: TempusVox on November 09, 2010, 07:58:49 AM
The pic...



As seen on sexandsports.com.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4716 on: November 09, 2010, 08:26:31 AM »
"Fido, get down now!  *laughs uncomfortably*  Sorry, he's just being friendly..."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4717 on: November 09, 2010, 09:06:22 AM »
"He's got a little Mississippi leg hound in him. Its best you just let him finish."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4718 on: November 09, 2010, 09:20:06 AM »
You like that, bitch?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4719 on: November 09, 2010, 09:27:33 AM »
Quote from: tick on November 09, 2010, 09:06:22 AM
"He's got a little Mississippi leg hound in him. Its best you just let him finish."

nice.
I can't do better...though I think it's "If he lays into you....It's best you just let him finish"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4720 on: November 09, 2010, 09:34:51 AM »
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on November 09, 2010, 09:27:33 AM
Quote from: tick on November 09, 2010, 09:06:22 AM
"He's got a little Mississippi leg hound in him. Its best you just let him finish."

nice.
I can't do better...though I think it's "If he lays into you....It's best you just let him finish"
Sorry, I didn't want to do the research so I went from memory. :lol
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4721 on: November 09, 2010, 09:38:22 AM »
When the Gonzaga cheerleaders were informed the Zags would be part of the Elite 8, they were unaware that the '8' referred to inches.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4722 on: November 09, 2010, 10:04:25 AM »


"The team knew that the well performance of this trick deserved a multitudinous high-five!" 
« Last Edit: November 09, 2010, 01:49:40 PM by emindead »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4723 on: November 09, 2010, 11:23:18 AM »

Mascot - "Oprah told me to."
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Quote from: kingshmegland on April 27, 2012, 03:59:55 PM
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4724 on: November 09, 2010, 11:26:45 AM »
Quote from: TempusVox on November 09, 2010, 07:58:49 AM
The pic...



Bob Knight found a way to secretly get back into college basketball.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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