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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4655 on: November 05, 2010, 03:10:15 PM »
Tick, right now I am the black guy in the pic, and you're the white guy.


Taste good?
Sixth caption, doesn't count.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4656 on: November 05, 2010, 03:11:32 PM »
Tick, right now I am the black guy in the pic, and you're the white guy.


Taste good?
Sixth caption, doesn't count.

That long one was technically one caption. They all work together to make your gut explode in laughter.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4657 on: November 05, 2010, 03:15:01 PM »
Tick, right now I am the black guy in the pic, and you're the white guy.


Taste good?
Sixth caption, doesn't count.

That long one was technically one caption. They all work together to make your gut explode in laughter.
Ohhhh, must have missed the finer nuances of the caption.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4658 on: November 05, 2010, 03:20:52 PM »
It was pretty complex.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4659 on: November 05, 2010, 03:25:43 PM »
It was pretty complex.
Is that why my brain still hurts?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4660 on: November 05, 2010, 03:26:42 PM »
It was pretty complex.
Is that why my brain still hurts?

No, that's because of the huge black penis that was rubbed in your face in that pic.

No, that's not a caption, just an observation.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4661 on: November 05, 2010, 03:32:10 PM »
It was pretty complex.
Is that why my brain still hurts?

No, that's because of the huge black penis that was rubbed in your face in that pic.

No, that's not a caption, just an observation.
If you observed closeley enough, you would have seen the big smile on my face.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4662 on: November 05, 2010, 04:06:06 PM »
I know you guys arent hijacking this thread.
Your both way to respectful to do that.




Now, back to your regular scheduled program. :tick2:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4663 on: November 05, 2010, 04:30:05 PM »
If I remember correctly, I was recently scolded for de-railing this thread.



















HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4664 on: November 05, 2010, 04:36:42 PM »
After the Duke game...well...let's just say Nelson now believed the old addage was true:  he could never go back.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4665 on: November 05, 2010, 04:41:24 PM »
If I remember correctly, I was recently scolded for de-railing this thread.



HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!

And your pic became part of the game because of it. Luckily, neither I nor lonestar posted pics of ourselves. So booya!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4666 on: November 05, 2010, 04:42:17 PM »
Thank you, thank you.




Coach, I know you want us to "take one for the team", but this is ri-DICK-ulous
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4667 on: November 05, 2010, 05:01:11 PM »
If I remember correctly, I was recently scolded for de-railing this thread.



HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!

And your pic became part of the game because of it. Luckily, neither I nor lonestar posted pics of ourselves. So booya!

I MADE IT BETTER DAMMIT!



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4668 on: November 05, 2010, 05:17:41 PM »
If I remember correctly, I was recently scolded for de-railing this thread.



HYPOCRITES!!!!!!!!

And your pic became part of the game because of it. Luckily, neither I nor lonestar posted pics of ourselves. So booya!


I MADE IT BETTER DAMMIT!



Don't make me send you both to your rooms with no desert. :tick2:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4669 on: November 05, 2010, 06:20:38 PM »

"NELSON!!! THIS! IS! MY MONEY SHOOOOOT!!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4670 on: November 05, 2010, 10:54:38 PM »
His own pride wasn't the only thing Nelson had to swallow in that play.

Winnah!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4671 on: November 06, 2010, 03:36:39 AM »
Thanks!


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4672 on: November 06, 2010, 05:06:12 AM »
Thanks!



People think Bill Clinton got healthy for his heart but we know what Slick Willy's plans were.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4673 on: November 06, 2010, 07:51:07 AM »

 The 2010 Mr. Universe spelling bee was a short contest...
"Steroid - S-t-e-e-r-o-y-d....Steroid"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4674 on: November 06, 2010, 09:07:05 AM »
Damnit I took the wrong steroids, now my head is too small for my body.  Better call Barry Bonds to fix this
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4675 on: November 06, 2010, 09:15:28 AM »
Thanks!



Hulk Jr. never lived up to the hype of his famous father.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4676 on: November 06, 2010, 09:19:21 AM »


Years later, Bulk and Skull meticulously planned their revenge after their many embarrassments at Angel Grove.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4677 on: November 06, 2010, 09:34:25 AM »

"I'm thinking about a sex change. I can't take being a woman in a mans body anymore."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4678 on: November 07, 2010, 05:31:35 AM »
"I'm thinking about a sex change. I can't take being a woman in a mans body anymore."

This was pretty random but made me lol. You win!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4679 on: November 07, 2010, 05:54:16 AM »
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4680 on: November 07, 2010, 05:55:52 AM »

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Progmonster - 3
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Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
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DTVT - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
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Durg - 1

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Adami - 24
Tick - 22
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Zydar - 15
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4681 on: November 07, 2010, 06:46:53 AM »
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:



tick's response to Nicky's singing.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4682 on: November 07, 2010, 07:00:11 AM »
Meanwhile, in Recursive World...

"Damn, I can't think of a caption for Tick's last image"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4683 on: November 07, 2010, 07:12:42 AM »
"Oh God! Did I leave the stove on or not? This is going to bug me all day..."
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4684 on: November 07, 2010, 07:16:03 AM »
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:



This is the grown up response to "Two girls, one cup".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4685 on: November 07, 2010, 07:21:01 AM »
Although Jacob was away on conference, he took the time to play hide and seek with his kids over the webcam during breaks. "Ready or not, here I come!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4686 on: November 07, 2010, 08:49:14 AM »

Worldwide reaction when we saw this round's pic.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4687 on: November 07, 2010, 09:10:38 AM »
Man do I wish I could caption my own picture this round! :tick2:

I can't help it!!! PLEASE SAY ITS OK!!! If you let me, I have a great one!!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4688 on: November 07, 2010, 09:15:48 AM »
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:



My reaction to tick begging us to post on his own pic.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4689 on: November 07, 2010, 09:37:27 AM »
Thanks!
This one literally has a million possibilities! :tick2:



My reaction to tick begging us to post on his own pic.
:lol
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