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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4340 on: October 17, 2010, 07:56:46 PM »
When you've got to get that troublesome blood washed out of your hair, use Tresemme!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4341 on: October 19, 2010, 04:54:14 AM »
"Mommy, I want some bubbles.  These bathtoys suck."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4342 on: October 19, 2010, 12:01:24 PM »
Thanks Hef.  Figured a fellow father would appreciate that one.  Could someone post a pic for me, and I'll judge sometime tommorow.  Thanks.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4343 on: October 19, 2010, 05:30:46 PM »
Posted for Lonestar!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4344 on: October 19, 2010, 06:19:01 PM »
Didn't we do that pic already?  Oh well:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4345 on: October 19, 2010, 06:43:47 PM »
yo guys god here, im rly happy for you and ima let you finish but welsh love is so much hotter!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4346 on: October 19, 2010, 07:05:49 PM »
Mel Gibsons career is sure to take another hit after this picture of him taken by invisible jews.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4347 on: October 19, 2010, 07:07:08 PM »
Posted for Lonestar!


Breaking News: Kangaroo attacks and strangles Robin Gibb to death. Film at 11:00!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4348 on: October 19, 2010, 07:09:43 PM »
Another murder was easily solved by the US government's security cam enforcement/intrusion. Yeah that's right. We're going international baby.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4349 on: October 19, 2010, 07:47:49 PM »
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4350 on: October 19, 2010, 07:51:13 PM »
This isn't a caption, but the leaves in the background right over the torch look like a fucking dinosaur.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4351 on: October 19, 2010, 08:01:27 PM »
in order to catch a jersey shore white trash, you must first disguise yourself in camouflage and blend into their natural habitat.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4352 on: October 19, 2010, 08:06:34 PM »
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.


Another one of ticks friends with pastel colors surounding him.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4353 on: October 19, 2010, 08:47:55 PM »
Jersey Shore meets The Castro District
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4354 on: October 19, 2010, 08:53:56 PM »
Mel Gibsons career is sure to take another hit after this picture of him taken by invisible jews.


Works for this pic too.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4355 on: October 19, 2010, 08:56:42 PM »
:rollin


Auditions for the modern remake of "Joanie Loves Chachi" went...basically as predicted.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4356 on: October 19, 2010, 09:58:18 PM »


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(don't care much for the new picture)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4357 on: October 20, 2010, 05:32:56 AM »
 I got nothing for the roo pick, bettter than the invisible jew one...which is gold.



The other guy has a very high 'douche' score (if we're using the Summers Eve scale)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4358 on: October 20, 2010, 06:16:12 AM »


"Dizzy" Northridge from Ft. Lee, New Jersey was overjoyed to learn that he was the first (and thus far only) person in line to audition to become Dream Theater's new drummer.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4359 on: October 20, 2010, 07:18:46 AM »
(for arich)

Ima sexin you later
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4360 on: October 20, 2010, 08:07:37 AM »
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.


Why in these catalogs do they not have a fat guy in a hallf shirts.  Fat guys need to be douchie too.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4361 on: October 20, 2010, 10:24:32 AM »


"Shut up, Björk!"



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4362 on: October 20, 2010, 11:12:59 AM »
"Shut up, Björk!"

:omg:  I'm telling Sonata!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4363 on: October 20, 2010, 11:53:26 AM »


personals
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4364 on: October 20, 2010, 12:01:03 PM »
"Ill be sexin' you later."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4365 on: October 20, 2010, 12:03:35 PM »
"Shut up, Björk!"

:omg:  I'm telling Sonata!!!

I NEVER come into this thread, but I literally felt his post.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4366 on: October 20, 2010, 12:09:05 PM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4367 on: October 20, 2010, 12:14:33 PM »
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.


Brian Regan went through some rough times before his comedy career took off.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4368 on: October 20, 2010, 01:54:20 PM »
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.


Brian Regan went through some rough times before his comedy career took off.

This is when he first came up with, "You too"!! :rollin
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4369 on: October 20, 2010, 01:56:43 PM »
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.


Brian Regan went through some rough times before his comedy career took off.

This is when he first came up with, "You too"!! :rollin

Have a nice flight! :neverusethis:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4370 on: October 20, 2010, 01:58:03 PM »
If you fly someday...... :laugh:
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4371 on: October 20, 2010, 02:00:35 PM »
Sorry, Bosk is right. No retreads! Sorry folks, I must post a new one.



"TROJAN MAAAAAAAANNN"!!!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4372 on: October 20, 2010, 03:25:35 PM »
Mel Gibsons career is sure to take another hit after this picture of him taken by invisible jews.



Works for this pic too.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4373 on: October 20, 2010, 03:35:51 PM »
Brian Regan went through some rough times before his comedy career took off.

:lol

"Oh Hi, uh.... Carolyn?"
"It's Caroline. It's Caroline, Brian."
"It's Brion. Briiowowon. Brenenenenewifnawoinbateih. Broijgfnsoireojaiaoewroaweoifjwaiogjawioj. Can you say my name? very few can............................ Correctly."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4374 on: October 20, 2010, 03:36:52 PM »
Brian Regan went through some rough times before his comedy career took off.

:lol

"Oh Hi, uh.... Carolyn?"
"It's Caroline. It's Caroline, Brian."
"It's Brion. Briiowowon. Brenenenenewifnawoinbateih. Broijgfnsoireojaiaoewroaweoifjwaiogjawioj. Can you say my name? very few can............................ Correctly."


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