Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 530833 times)

icysk8r · « **Reply #3465 on:** August 12, 2010, 05:22:06 PM »

100TH PAGE!
I can't beat the "donuts went to their heads" one. So I won't even try.

BRGM · « **Reply #3466 on:** August 12, 2010, 05:22:33 PM »

How did you know that?! :O

ScioPath · « **Reply #3467 on:** August 12, 2010, 05:37:01 PM »

35 posts per page?

BRGM · « **Reply #3468 on:** August 12, 2010, 05:48:54 PM »

oooooh, it doesn't matter how much space the post takes?! :O

bosk1 · « **Reply #3469 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:29:27 PM »

Khan: [quoting from Melville's Moby Dick] To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

lonestar · « **Reply #3470 on:** August 12, 2010, 07:06:16 PM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on August 12, 2010, 05:14:22 PM

When Lonestar opened up a new donut shop, it went right to his clients' heads.

Quote from: tick on August 12, 2010, 05:19:24 PM

LONESTARS DONUTS ARE NOT FOR PUSSIES!

Am I going to have to copyright the use of my name in this thread.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #3471 on:** August 12, 2010, 07:14:03 PM »

Mizzl and BRGM, after I finished kicking their asses.

Tick · « **Reply #3472 on:** August 12, 2010, 08:28:28 PM »

America runs on Dunkin... or away from it.

Rina · « **Reply #3473 on:** August 12, 2010, 09:23:11 PM »

Breast implants gone wrong.

Way wrong.

Tick · « **Reply #3474 on:** August 12, 2010, 09:26:31 PM »

"WE'VE SEEN THE ELEPHANT MAN A 150 TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER, EVERY TIME WE SEE IT!"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3475 on:** August 13, 2010, 08:00:37 AM »

Quote from: rumborak on August 12, 2010, 05:05:10 PM

The new fad of implants to look like bumper cars are all the rage.

lonestar · « **Reply #3476 on:** August 13, 2010, 11:47:59 AM »

Trust me dude, the chicks can't resist it.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3477 on:** August 13, 2010, 02:17:04 PM »

Quote from: rumborak on August 12, 2010, 05:05:10 PM

Tuan an Chan's hike through the everglades turned out to be costly.

Tick · « **Reply #3478 on:** August 13, 2010, 02:34:27 PM »

Harrel and Kuzar go to Krispy Kreme.

rumborak · « **Reply #3479 on:** August 13, 2010, 02:57:40 PM »

Quote from: tick on August 13, 2010, 02:34:27 PM

Harrel and Kuzar go to Krispy Kreme.

Last one in, and the best

Winner!

rumborak

Tick · « **Reply #3480 on:** August 13, 2010, 03:04:57 PM »

Wooo hoooo!!! I finally broke out of my slump! Thanks Rummy!

El Barto - 6
wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
bosk1 - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Soundgarden - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 23
Adami - 19
tick - 19
rumborak - 16
Zydar - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
lonestar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Guitarded - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
ariich - 8
Cool Chris - 7

I will judge on Sunday night so you have a full two days to kick it! I'll be away for the weekend. Give me some good ones to come home to!

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3481 on:** August 13, 2010, 03:09:14 PM »

Tattoos: $300
Baseball cap: $20
Lavender paint, shiny, bright green comforter, and an oversized blue crayon: $100
Trying to look metal in your 8 year old daughter’s room: Priceless

Marvellous G · « **Reply #3482 on:** August 13, 2010, 03:09:48 PM »

Metuhl poses - living with your mum never looked so cool.

EDIT: Damn semi-ninja!

lonestar · « **Reply #3483 on:** August 13, 2010, 03:12:38 PM »

Quote from: tick on August 13, 2010, 03:04:57 PM

Hi sweetie, Daddy found your stash of weed.

BRGM · « **Reply #3484 on:** August 13, 2010, 03:26:14 PM »

Quote from: dreamtheatervt on August 12, 2010, 07:14:03 PM

* snip * or w/e I type here

Mizzl and BRGM, after I finished kicking their asses.

Why me?! x'D and him? :S

rumborak · « **Reply #3485 on:** August 13, 2010, 03:32:24 PM »

Updating your Facebook status from anywhere with a computer can backfire when you're a child molester.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #3486 on:** August 13, 2010, 06:46:11 PM »

Joe suddenly realized that when his wife suggested a "rescue the princess role-play", it was just an excuse to sleep with the Slayer roadie...cause this was one final boss he wasn't going to defeat.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3487 on:** August 13, 2010, 08:33:49 PM »

Yea I watch The Princess Diary Bitches!!

Adami · « **Reply #3488 on:** August 13, 2010, 08:39:32 PM »

I'm in your daughters bedroom doing........uh....I dunno what I'm doing.............SABBATH!!!!!!!!!!

LCArenas · « **Reply #3489 on:** August 13, 2010, 09:04:21 PM »

... And he took it to the extreme indeed, because it takes a lot of balls to spread your sister's bedroom with Heavy Metal.

Rina · « **Reply #3490 on:** August 13, 2010, 09:53:07 PM »

In an intense metal-moment, Chuck didn't realize the door was opening and the neighbor's kid was back from soccer practice early.

lonestar · « **Reply #3491 on:** August 14, 2010, 03:28:37 PM »

Tatianna's dad rocks out to her Beiber-Unplugged CD.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3492 on:** August 14, 2010, 04:22:28 PM »

"This isn't where I parked my Harley...oh well, ROCK ON DUDE!

"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3493 on:** August 14, 2010, 08:28:43 PM »

Dude, I'm so baked I redesigned my bedroom. It's kick ass!!

Tick · « **Reply #3494 on:** August 15, 2010, 07:18:24 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on August 13, 2010, 03:12:38 PM

Quote from: tick on August 13, 2010, 03:04:57 PM

Hi sweetie, Daddy found your stash of weed.

Its a close one, but I will give the nod to Lonestar!

I have to let you all in on a secret. This picture is one of my personal pictures. You guys cracked me up reading these because this guy is a personal friend of mine. He is as nice a guy as could ever meet.
The story behind the picture...

This is my 10 year old daughters room. I let my buddy John crash in her room the night of the Connecticut Rush show because he lives 3 hours from Mohegan Sun.( 2 hours from my house)
My wife convinced me to ask him to pose for a picture in my daughters princess room because he had a good buzz on when we got back from the show. I knew the picture would be hilarious! He agreed to let me take the picture, and I find it gut bustingly funny when I look at it!

Thanks for some great captions!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3495 on:** August 15, 2010, 08:23:02 PM »

Tick that is some funny stuff. i just took a pick today that I think I'll use also. You should have you buddy look at these.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #3496 on:** August 15, 2010, 09:30:36 PM »

Fuck, I thought I had that one.

Great story though Tick, thanks for the great pic to caption.

lonestar · « **Reply #3497 on:** August 15, 2010, 10:28:17 PM »

Thanks tick.

Here we go!!!!!

Adami · « **Reply #3498 on:** August 15, 2010, 10:29:33 PM »

The drive through at lonestars restaurant is not for pussies!

lonestar · « **Reply #3499 on:** August 15, 2010, 11:14:10 PM »

Quote from: Adami on August 15, 2010, 10:29:33 PM

The drive through at lonestars restaurant is not for pussies!

News: Welcome back, Mike Portnoy!

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