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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2905 on: June 26, 2010, 11:48:31 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2906 on: June 26, 2010, 07:49:40 PM »


"HOW CAN YOU HAVE PUDDING IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR MEAT?!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2907 on: June 27, 2010, 03:42:36 PM »


"Insert vuvuzela here."

A very simple one but by far my favorite one
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2908 on: June 27, 2010, 04:08:50 PM »
:lol His was excellent.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2909 on: June 27, 2010, 04:19:56 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2910 on: June 27, 2010, 10:28:15 PM »
Sorry, just got home from work. Here ya go.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2911 on: June 27, 2010, 11:44:44 PM »
These are harsh times economically; the cheapest alternative for a weapon is a bow and a Chinese imported slave.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2912 on: June 28, 2010, 01:52:19 AM »
The Chinese version of the Red Arrows aerobatics display team never really got off the ground.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2913 on: June 28, 2010, 03:38:37 AM »
This guy desperately trying to win his girlfriend back is getting a little out of hand.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2914 on: June 28, 2010, 05:21:04 AM »
The sunroof was a bit more, but Dan and Kathy we're glad they got it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2915 on: June 28, 2010, 05:53:05 AM »
North Korea's first nuclear weapon.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2916 on: June 28, 2010, 06:35:36 AM »
The Chinese government has come to a desperate solution for its over-population.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2917 on: June 28, 2010, 07:33:20 AM »



some people weren't told that the Beijing olympics had already finished
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2918 on: June 28, 2010, 08:09:12 AM »
Sorry, just got home from work. Here ya go.



The Chinese got the interpretation wrong when they heard the american TV line, "To the moon Alice".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2919 on: June 28, 2010, 08:14:55 AM »


Chinese tourism visa
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2920 on: June 28, 2010, 12:47:42 PM »
In a desperate attempt at original television, ABC commissioned an intricate combination of Robin Hood and Takeshi's Castle.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2921 on: June 28, 2010, 12:51:50 PM »
In a desperate attempt at original television, ABC commissioned an intricate combination of Robin Hood and Takeshi's Castle.

Damnit, I was gonna make a Robin Hood joke. Thanks ariich, thanks.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2922 on: June 28, 2010, 12:56:45 PM »
:biggrin:

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2923 on: June 28, 2010, 10:12:03 PM »
The Chinese government has come to a desperate solution for its over-population.
Winrar.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2924 on: June 28, 2010, 10:13:00 PM »
The standings...

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2925 on: June 28, 2010, 10:14:55 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2926 on: June 28, 2010, 10:56:32 PM »
Cupid is gonna poke you!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2927 on: June 29, 2010, 03:47:16 AM »
Sorry if I'm late. Here's the pic.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2928 on: June 29, 2010, 04:19:11 AM »


"Gobble, gobble!"



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2929 on: June 29, 2010, 04:30:17 AM »
Sorry if I'm late. Here's the pic.



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2930 on: June 29, 2010, 07:58:44 AM »
Sorry if I'm late. Here's the pic.



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2931 on: June 29, 2010, 08:07:12 AM »
No Mr President.  You put it in the other way.
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« Reply #2932 on: June 29, 2010, 08:32:29 AM »
[I can't believe I'm having to stand here with this dumb-ass turkey.  Well, at least we might get to eat that bird later.]
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2933 on: June 29, 2010, 08:42:48 AM »

"Woah! Who does this bird think I am, Bill Clinton?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2934 on: June 29, 2010, 08:49:38 AM »
Little known fact.  Turkeys have an overwhelming attraction to the scent of Tony Blair. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2935 on: June 29, 2010, 08:58:09 AM »
Yes, that's a turkey blowing a two headed cock

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2936 on: June 29, 2010, 09:01:51 AM »
Kicking off yet another new White House tradition, Thanksgiving turkeys are now tortured mercilessly rather than pardoned. 
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« Reply #2937 on: June 29, 2010, 09:43:21 AM »
Turkey - "Wheres the Beef?"
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« Reply #2938 on: June 29, 2010, 09:49:45 AM »
It's too bad Cheney isn't here.  We could try and pull of the the first ever T-DVDA.  He'd love that. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2939 on: June 29, 2010, 11:53:57 AM »
"I guess I picked a bad time to take my Viagra."
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