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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2555 on: May 17, 2010, 09:21:24 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2556 on: May 17, 2010, 09:22:27 PM »
Eat the god damn apple or I'll eat your god damn face!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2557 on: May 17, 2010, 09:23:21 PM »
"Shortly before this picture was taken, Bob said a snide remark about Kaa's mother's legs."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2558 on: May 17, 2010, 09:24:48 PM »
Eat the god damn apple or I'll eat your god damn face!

This is really random, but when I first saw this picture, I thought of making a Garden of Eden-related joke but couldn't come up with one.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2559 on: May 17, 2010, 09:25:49 PM »
Ron Jeremys penis did not appreciate his attempts at gay porn.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2560 on: May 18, 2010, 06:28:35 AM »
***ATTENTION***

Adami has committed a rules violation in this round of action and has submitted more than 5 captions. Any caption posted after his first 5 can not win this round.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2561 on: May 18, 2010, 07:23:59 AM »



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2562 on: May 18, 2010, 08:18:25 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2563 on: May 18, 2010, 09:04:32 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2564 on: May 18, 2010, 11:48:10 AM »
***ATTENTION***

Adami has committed a rules violation in this round of action and has submitted more than 5 captions. Any caption posted after his first 5 can not win this round.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2565 on: May 18, 2010, 11:56:10 AM »
***ATTENTION***

Adami has committed a rules violation in this round of action and has submitted more than 5 captions. Any caption posted after his first 5 can not win this round.


Damn you and your rules I didn't know about. Don't worry though, I'm not gonna win anyway.
You may win, you may not but the op states 5 captions per picture. Its just the fairest way to do it.
and thank you so much for damning me.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2566 on: May 18, 2010, 12:01:00 PM »


"I don't get what my wife means by 'stroking the snake for a week'. Let me give this a .... ARGGHHH!!"


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2567 on: May 18, 2010, 12:03:06 PM »
Falcon Punc......no..wait...Snake Punch!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2568 on: May 18, 2010, 12:28:41 PM »
Actually, it was Adami's first post that won.  The call the police thing is what got me.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2569 on: May 18, 2010, 12:51:59 PM »
Actually, it was Adami's first post that won.  The call the police thing is what got me.

I was actually tempted to change that to something else other than call the police, guess it's a good thing I did.

Cool, pic will be up later tonight, sorry tick. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll like whatever I pick  :angel:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2570 on: May 18, 2010, 02:12:32 PM »
Actually, it was Adami's first post that won.  The call the police thing is what got me.

I was actually tempted to change that to something else other than call the police, guess it's a good thing I did.

Cool, pic will be up later tonight, sorry tick. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll like whatever I pick  :angel:

We'll see if you get more than 3 responses. ;D
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2571 on: May 18, 2010, 02:18:03 PM »
I gave like 7-8 responces alone to the last one, karma should dictate a good reception. Still looking for a good pic.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2572 on: May 18, 2010, 02:22:33 PM »
I gave like 7-8 responces alone to the last one, karma should dictate a good reception. Still looking for a good pic.

I love this thread, I think i've only missed a few since it started.  Everyone needs to laugh once in a while.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2573 on: May 18, 2010, 08:43:42 PM »

 Still looking for a good pic.
Wow, the epic search! I'm expecting the greatest captioning picture of all time!!! :metal
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2574 on: May 18, 2010, 08:52:56 PM »

 Still looking for a good pic.
Wow, the epic search! I'm expecting the greatest captioning picture of all time!!! :metal

To be honest I was trying to find one of The Tick, but alas, none of them really seemed caption worthy. So expect to be dissapointed my child.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2575 on: May 18, 2010, 08:55:23 PM »
Here ya go.



Though I can't caption my own pics, I'll call this "Ticks fathers first thought upon hearing the "good" news.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2576 on: May 18, 2010, 08:59:45 PM »
"It is fat free mayo, isn't it?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2577 on: May 18, 2010, 09:50:18 PM »
Here ya go.



Though I can't caption my own pics, I'll call this "Ticks fathers first thought upon hearing the "good" news.
I'd like my sandwich with a side of baby powder.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2578 on: May 18, 2010, 10:05:08 PM »
Tastes like chicken
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2579 on: May 18, 2010, 10:06:41 PM »
Here ya go.



Though I can't caption my own pics, I'll call this "Ticks fathers first thought upon hearing the "good" news.

Can I have mine with baby swiss?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2580 on: May 18, 2010, 10:06:55 PM »
Personally, I prefer Mexican babies--leaner, with less gristle
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2581 on: May 18, 2010, 10:10:36 PM »
Personally, I prefer Mexican babies--leaner, with less gristle

But with 70% more diarrhea!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2582 on: May 18, 2010, 10:27:48 PM »
Personally, I prefer Mexican babies--leaner, with less gristle

But with 70% more diarrhea!
You, sir, disgust me. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2583 on: May 19, 2010, 05:27:04 AM »
I actually just asked for a babyccino, but whatever!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2584 on: May 19, 2010, 07:55:15 AM »
Personally, I prefer Mexican babies--leaner, with less gristle

But with 70% more diarrhea!
You, sir, disgust me. 

LOL! ;D
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2585 on: May 19, 2010, 07:59:59 AM »
"Before I get started, this is Boars Head right?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2586 on: May 19, 2010, 08:20:18 AM »
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2587 on: May 19, 2010, 09:12:35 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2588 on: May 19, 2010, 09:13:40 AM »
"Dude, stem cell treatment works differently."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2589 on: May 19, 2010, 10:06:33 PM »
"Dude, stem cell treatment works differently."
 

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With, my and rumbies wins added.

Standings...

Cool Chris - 6
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El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
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mizzl - 2
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cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
wolfking- 1


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lonestar - 9
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Zydar - 8
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