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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2380 on: April 27, 2010, 03:26:31 PM »
Lady, I can think of two things you can do with that and both are WRONG.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2381 on: April 27, 2010, 04:16:06 PM »
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Boy is that guy going to be cornholed by his ex!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2382 on: April 27, 2010, 04:55:08 PM »
Quote from: Guitarded on April 27, 2010, 01:06:27 PM

When Dave said he wanted something "corny" for his birthday, they took his words far too literally.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2383 on: April 27, 2010, 09:13:09 PM »
"nom nom nom nom nom nom nom...ding!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2384 on: April 28, 2010, 05:54:35 AM »
The new shock porn film was a ripping success
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i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2385 on: April 28, 2010, 07:49:22 AM »
Quote from: Guitarded on April 27, 2010, 01:06:27 PM


Those calfs Rock!  I bet she could carry an egplant too!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2386 on: April 28, 2010, 08:23:37 AM »
Boy, will she be surprised when she finds the escalator is going the wrong way.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2387 on: April 28, 2010, 08:31:45 AM »
Ribbed for her pleasure
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2388 on: April 28, 2010, 08:33:37 AM »
"I AM CORNHOLIO......do you have tee pee for my bunghole?"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2389 on: April 28, 2010, 09:54:51 AM »
Getting groceries is incredibly hard for the worlds smallest mother.
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i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2390 on: April 28, 2010, 11:00:19 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2391 on: April 28, 2010, 01:08:04 PM »
Corn panic buying soars to unprecedented levels.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2392 on: April 28, 2010, 03:59:42 PM »
Quote from: TimmyHiggy on April 28, 2010, 09:54:51 AM
Getting groceries is incredibly hard for the worlds smallest mother.
Winner.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2393 on: April 28, 2010, 04:00:24 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2394 on: April 28, 2010, 04:40:27 PM »
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Quote from: Silver Tears on October 08, 2010, 07:30:37 PM
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2395 on: April 28, 2010, 04:46:37 PM »
"Are there any queers in the theater tonight?!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2396 on: April 28, 2010, 05:22:12 PM »
Quote from: TimmyHiggy on April 28, 2010, 04:40:27 PM

If this guy does one more shadow puppet I'm going to stab him in the chest.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2397 on: April 29, 2010, 12:42:16 AM »

"You're a risk to our country Bob."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2398 on: April 29, 2010, 12:51:31 AM »
Obamas dick is this thick, in case any one was wondering.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2399 on: April 29, 2010, 07:58:25 AM »
Quote from: TimmyHiggy on April 28, 2010, 04:40:27 PM


Does he have to talk about that night?
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2400 on: April 29, 2010, 08:12:19 AM »
Facepalm
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2401 on: April 29, 2010, 09:58:19 AM »
Quote from: TimmyHiggy on April 28, 2010, 04:40:27 PM

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2402 on: April 29, 2010, 10:59:02 AM »
Quote from: TimmyHiggy on April 28, 2010, 04:40:27 PM


This is the amount of times a Bob Geldof song has been in the top 20.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2403 on: April 29, 2010, 11:41:57 AM »
"it's below your shoulders!"
"damn, you got me"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2404 on: April 29, 2010, 04:21:09 PM »
I saw it and it was this big!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2405 on: April 29, 2010, 06:09:44 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 29, 2010, 07:58:25 AM
Does he have to talk about that night?
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Quote from: Silver Tears on October 08, 2010, 07:30:37 PM
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
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<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2406 on: April 29, 2010, 07:48:16 PM »
Thank you!  Have fun with this one!!


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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2407 on: April 29, 2010, 10:04:17 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 29, 2010, 07:48:16 PM
Thank you!  Have fun with this one!!



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2408 on: April 29, 2010, 10:04:56 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 29, 2010, 07:48:16 PM
Thank you!  Have fun with this one!!



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2409 on: April 30, 2010, 03:48:39 AM »
With tits like these, to get anything done you have to do it with yourself, as everything else just turns into a porn scene
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Quote from: Silver Tears on October 08, 2010, 07:30:37 PM
i heard if you put bread in the rooof of your mouth it means oyu don't cvry when you're shoocppig ononsosni.
Quote from: faemir on July 27, 2010, 05:53:38 PM
<br />/I vea aben told buy   spletn spencer adn timhiggy and that zletar guy to potost gcase imm drunk for the fist imeiiiiiiiiiiiii eoand evryoen ois mkaking funof eme :O(<br />
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2410 on: April 30, 2010, 04:44:21 PM »
I'm bumping this cause the's not enough captions. Come on everybody!!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2411 on: April 30, 2010, 04:45:53 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 30, 2010, 04:44:21 PM
I'm bumping this cause the's not enough captions. Come on everybody!!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2412 on: April 30, 2010, 04:46:21 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 29, 2010, 07:48:16 PM
Thank you!  Have fun with this one!!




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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2413 on: April 30, 2010, 04:47:17 PM »
Quote from: Adami on April 30, 2010, 04:45:53 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 30, 2010, 04:44:21 PM
I'm bumping this cause the's not enough captions. Come on everybody!!

Now you know I how I feel.

 I feel for you Adami!!  Yet I do post on every one of yours! ;D
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2414 on: April 30, 2010, 06:13:44 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 30, 2010, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: Adami on April 30, 2010, 04:45:53 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 30, 2010, 04:44:21 PM
I'm bumping this cause the's not enough captions. Come on everybody!!

Now you know I how I feel.

 I feel for you Adami!!  Yet I do post on every one of yours! ;D
:'( for both of you.


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