Author Topic: So there's this cone. (Read 36906 times)

Chino · « **Reply #140 on:** November 23, 2015, 08:17:00 AM »

Quote from: floydian1975 on November 23, 2015, 08:07:49 AM

I see you have a panoramic roof, there.

I wish it was one giant piece of glass. It's actually two separate windows.

Stadler · « **Reply #141 on:** November 23, 2015, 08:17:27 AM »

No picture.

I feel like I've been robbed.

Now the question is, how long until she takes the hint?

cramx3 · « **Reply #142 on:** November 23, 2015, 08:18:10 AM »

Quote from: Implode on November 23, 2015, 07:52:56 AM

One of the few times I'll applaud parking like an asshole.

and I love how there is now a drawing for this, great stuff.

Chino · « **Reply #143 on:** November 23, 2015, 08:24:19 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on November 23, 2015, 08:17:27 AM

No picture. I feel like I've been robbed.

Now the question is, how long until she takes the hint?

I'm sorry

I forgot to put my phone on the charger last night had no juice until I got to the office.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #144 on:** November 23, 2015, 08:30:35 AM »

Quote from: Implode on November 23, 2015, 07:52:56 AM

One of the few times I'll applaud parking like an asshole.

This.

Orbert · « **Reply #145 on:** November 23, 2015, 08:36:12 AM »

The details in the graphic are stunning. Easily worth over 500 words.

Zydar · « **Reply #146 on:** November 23, 2015, 09:11:14 AM »

This is my nomination for Thread Of The Year.

Chino · « **Reply #147 on:** November 23, 2015, 09:15:33 AM »

I'm so tempted...

It's only $6. Might be worth it.

lonestar · « **Reply #148 on:** November 23, 2015, 09:49:40 AM »

I love this thread, makes waking up worthwhile.

Lucien · « **Reply #149 on:** November 23, 2015, 10:30:01 AM »

Quote from: Chino on November 23, 2015, 09:15:33 AM

I'm so tempted...

chino

you don't understand

for the good of the thread you must do it, it is your destiny

arrive to work super early, park nearby, videotape her removing her cone and her inevitable fright

it must be done

Chino · « **Reply #150 on:** November 23, 2015, 10:33:13 AM »

Quote from: Lucien on November 23, 2015, 10:30:01 AM

Quote from: Chino on November 23, 2015, 09:15:33 AM
I'm so tempted...

chino

you don't understand

for the good of the thread you must do it, it is your destiny

arrive to work super early, park nearby, videotape her removing her cone and her inevitable fright

it must be done

Knowing my luck, she'll remove the cone, flip out, run in fear, and then get hit by a car. That might be a risk I'm willing to take.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #151 on:** November 23, 2015, 04:25:29 PM »

Dammit I wish I was your SS so I could one day rush that mouse to you.

splent · « **Reply #152 on:** November 23, 2015, 04:33:12 PM »

I would wait for this thread in more anticipation that I do the roulette threads I am in

wolfking · « **Reply #153 on:** November 23, 2015, 04:48:12 PM »

Quote from: Chino on November 23, 2015, 06:22:04 AM

Well, I called it. The woman moved the cone Friday to a nearby space. It was reserved for her this morning. She was in front of me as I got off the highway, and I was bummed because I wouldn't have a chance to do anything, but then Christmas came early.

The pickup truck driver could have easily fit his truck in the space next to the saved space. It would have barely fit, but I've seen him do it before. I'm pretty sure he's taken up arms with me.

Normally this would piss me off, but in this situation, it worked for you like a treat. But what did she do? Did she drive off or did she stop and pick up the cone?

bout to crash · « **Reply #154 on:** November 23, 2015, 04:48:28 PM »

Quote from: Implode on November 23, 2015, 07:52:56 AM

One of the few times I'll applaud parking like an asshole.

This.

Quote from: Orbert on November 23, 2015, 08:36:12 AM

The details in the graphic are stunning. Easily worth over 500 words.

Quote from: Chino on November 23, 2015, 10:33:13 AM

Knowing my luck, she'll remove the cone, flip out, run in fear, and then get hit by a car. That might be a risk I'm willing to take.

I actually just saw a short film about something like that. This guy prank rigs up his girlfriend's car (which we later find out is a failed marriage proposal), she ends up sort of jumping backwards out of the car and gets slammed. I actually laughed out loud during that scene, even though it was not meant to be funny.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #155 on:** November 23, 2015, 09:24:42 PM »

Link please.

Chino · « **Reply #156 on:** November 24, 2015, 05:33:44 AM »

I think it's safe to say others have caught on. When I left work yesterday, the pickup truck was gone and the cone was still where it was in the morning. I'm assuming the woman left it there figuring she'd at least still have it saved for the following day (today). The Nissan driver already did my bidding (or someone else did and the Nissan got the spot).

I also am now just realizing my painting yesterday wasn't completely accurate. I didn't realize there was a doorway next to the column when I sat down and drew it. My apologies for my lack of an eidetic memory.

Orbert · « **Reply #157 on:** November 24, 2015, 05:37:32 AM »

This is good. At least the cone, if not truly free, is no longer solely the tool of some self-entitled bitch and gets to enjoy other experiences otherwise only available to other cones.

T-ski · « **Reply #158 on:** November 24, 2015, 08:03:12 AM »

Quote from: Chino on November 24, 2015, 05:33:44 AM

I think it's safe to say others have caught on. When I left work yesterday, the pickup truck was gone and the cone was still where it was in the morning. I'm assuming the woman left it there figuring she'd at least still have it saved for the following day (today). The Nissan driver already did my bidding (or someone else did and the Nissan got the spot).

maybe there are anonymous DTF members using the garage as well.

CDrice · « **Reply #159 on:** November 24, 2015, 08:43:51 AM »

Well that was a good read.

All I can say is that no words can describe the awesomeness of this thread

cramx3 · « **Reply #160 on:** November 24, 2015, 09:05:22 AM »

Quote from: T-ski on November 24, 2015, 08:03:12 AM

Quote from: Chino on November 24, 2015, 05:33:44 AM
I think it's safe to say others have caught on. When I left work yesterday, the pickup truck was gone and the cone was still where it was in the morning. I'm assuming the woman left it there figuring she'd at least still have it saved for the following day (today). The Nissan driver already did my bidding (or someone else did and the Nissan got the spot).

maybe there are anonymous DTF members using the garage as well.

hahaha that would be great if someone on here was just messing with you now

Chino · « **Reply #161 on:** November 24, 2015, 09:06:50 AM »

I get out of work to find my car coned in

Anguyen92 · « **Reply #162 on:** November 24, 2015, 10:20:29 AM »

Quote from: Chino on November 24, 2015, 09:06:50 AM

I get out of work to find my car coned in

Hmmm, has there been a point, in this great tale, that she suspected it was you that is plotting against her scheme of reserving the spot?

Orbert · « **Reply #163 on:** November 24, 2015, 11:07:04 AM »

Yeah, that's actually a bit on the ominous side.

yorost · « **Reply #164 on:** November 24, 2015, 11:16:49 AM »

Maybe the cone lady is a DTF lurker.

cramx3 · « **Reply #165 on:** November 24, 2015, 12:54:52 PM »

I may be wrong, but I read that as sarcasm. If not, then that is fucking hilarious.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #166 on:** November 24, 2015, 01:33:03 PM »

I read that as "Yeah, imagine if someone on here WAS showing up and messing with me, then I get out of work to find my car coned in."

Stadler · « **Reply #167 on:** November 24, 2015, 01:37:05 PM »

You are mere minutes away from taking her on the hood of your car. I know it!!

Prog Snob · « **Reply #168 on:** November 24, 2015, 01:39:09 PM »

Tawny Kitaen style

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #169 on:** November 24, 2015, 01:54:55 PM »

Tawny Kitaen style is really the best style for taking a chick on a car hood.

wolfking · « **Reply #170 on:** November 24, 2015, 02:57:13 PM »

Quote from: cramx3 on November 24, 2015, 12:54:52 PM

I may be wrong, but I read that as sarcasm. If not, then that is fucking hilarious.

This.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #171 on:** November 25, 2015, 05:55:51 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on November 24, 2015, 01:54:55 PM

Tawny Kitaen style is really the best style for taking a chick on a car hood.

To attempt any other style would be an insult to women and car hoods.

Chino · « **Reply #172 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:11:03 AM »

No sign of the cone or the cone owner's car this morning

Prog Snob · « **Reply #173 on:** November 25, 2015, 06:25:11 AM »

Quote from: Chino on November 25, 2015, 06:11:03 AM

No sign of the cone or the cone owner's car this morning

She has gone off to infiltrate another parking garage with her shenanigans.

Stadler · « **Reply #174 on:** November 25, 2015, 08:19:55 AM »

She took her tomfoolery and hijinks to another floor on the garage.

Of course, come Monday, you need to recon and FIND THAT CONE.

News: Track-by-track video for Untethered Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co1_h0GtAw

Author Topic: So there's this cone. (Read 36906 times)