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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #630 on: June 04, 2013, 05:39:27 PM »
(while beating on hood)

You stupid fucking piece of shit!!! Why, for once in your miserable existence, won't you just simply work!!!!



Yeah, the semi totaled it, but whatever. Fucking thing was useless to me anyways, gonna take the insurance money and blow it on coke and a hooker.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #631 on: June 04, 2013, 05:45:22 PM »
I don't like to admit it to many folks, but I LOVE driving a stick!! Just grabbing that shaft and thrusting it back and forth....something about it really strikes deep in me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #632 on: June 04, 2013, 05:51:34 PM »
She was making a weird noise, so I changed her oil.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #633 on: June 04, 2013, 05:58:58 PM »
That's the last time I'm going American. It's fucking Jap models from here on out....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #634 on: June 04, 2013, 06:28:34 PM »
I love this younger model

Trust, me all the power is in the rear!

She has 4 entrances
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #635 on: June 04, 2013, 06:35:32 PM »
When conditions are wet and sloppy she's real tough to handle. Probably due to her being bald all over.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #636 on: June 04, 2013, 07:45:48 PM »
Sure, she backfires a lot more than you'd expect - loud too - but I had my guy get up in there and perform a real thorough check, and he says there's nothing to worry about.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #637 on: June 05, 2013, 06:55:08 AM »
To get back at me for a practical joke, my buddy rammed a potato in her exhaust pipe. I was 3 hours late for work digging it out.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #638 on: June 05, 2013, 11:05:40 AM »
Damn, there were some excellent responses this round.  While I initially thought that

Quote from: TempusVox on June 04, 2013, 12:39:23 PM
She's only five years old.

couldn't be topped, along came this:

Quote from: Podaar on June 04, 2013, 01:09:01 PM
Last winter, three Mexicans in a Toyota cornholed her on the interstate and barely left a mark.

Winner, winner, taco dinner.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #639 on: June 05, 2013, 11:53:19 AM »
Yeah, once I read that one, I knew I was posting for laughs.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #640 on: June 05, 2013, 12:22:54 PM »
Wow! Twice in one week... Fun fact, I've actually said the winning line about my pickup!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #641 on: June 05, 2013, 12:24:56 PM »
Escape the Plague
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #642 on: June 05, 2013, 12:25:47 PM »
Sorry (...that I touched you there. Shhh, don't tell your mom)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #643 on: June 05, 2013, 12:39:17 PM »
Connect 1
Hungry Hungry Mama Cass
Triple Bypass Operation
Nahtzee
Barrel of Piranha
Candy Striperland
Stratego: Princess Bride Edition
Battleship: Somalia
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #644 on: June 05, 2013, 12:42:13 PM »
Hungry Bimbos
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #645 on: June 05, 2013, 03:22:36 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #646 on: June 05, 2013, 03:49:33 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #647 on: June 05, 2013, 04:20:55 PM »
Swear to God, I'd never seen those before now.  That's awesome.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #648 on: June 05, 2013, 04:27:24 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on June 05, 2013, 04:20:55 PM
Swear to God, I'd never seen those before now.  That's awesome.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #649 on: June 05, 2013, 04:30:54 PM »
Hungry, Hungry Whores
Barrel of Boogers.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #650 on: June 05, 2013, 05:04:38 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #651 on: June 05, 2013, 05:38:05 PM »
Communist Monopoly
Life: PMS Edition.... Where you always do the wrong thing
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #652 on: June 05, 2013, 05:53:11 PM »
Sherman Logs.......build a mini log cabin then burn it to the ground.
                            Includes an erector set that you can twist the rails so it won't function
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #653 on: June 05, 2013, 07:45:39 PM »
Jew-mangi
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #654 on: June 05, 2013, 10:34:44 PM »
Pricktionary

Twist Her

Skanks and Lepers
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #655 on: June 06, 2013, 12:52:37 AM »
Gerbil in the Pants
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #656 on: June 06, 2013, 09:59:25 AM »
Thomas the Tranny Engine
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #657 on: June 06, 2013, 10:51:17 AM »
I'll be away for the rest of the day and won't get a chance to choose a winner until this evening. Maybe we'll get some more entries in the meantime.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #658 on: June 06, 2013, 02:01:49 PM »
Don't Wake Deadbeat Daddy!

Slap The Ho!

Fuck You! (sequel to Sorry!)

Welfare Office

Smack and Needles

Fenestration

Retard

No Shit Sherlock!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #659 on: June 06, 2013, 03:52:06 PM »
Battle Tits
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #660 on: June 06, 2013, 04:45:48 PM »
Operation:  Dawn Of The Dead Version


You will eat it up!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #661 on: June 06, 2013, 05:46:16 PM »
Pronopoly

Cleveland Steamies

Rusty's Trombone
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #662 on: June 06, 2013, 08:40:39 PM »
 :lol
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Cleveland Steamies

jingle, we keep trying to make this one stick don't we? But, I'm afraid it's just becoming funny only to us (with the possible exception of Gary). That's why this round goes to:

Quote from: TempusVox on June 06, 2013, 02:01:49 PM
Fenestration

I spit my margarita into my wastepaper bin when I read that.

TempusVox is our winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #663 on: June 06, 2013, 08:49:17 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on June 06, 2013, 08:40:39 PM
:lol
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Cleveland Steamies

jingle, we keep trying to make this one stick don't we? But, I'm afraid it's just becoming funny only to us (with the possible exception of Gary)

I was close to throwing the 'Dirty Sanchez' in there......but I think that actuly IS a game Latin American kids play
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #664 on: June 06, 2013, 11:06:29 PM »
Wow thanks!

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The opening line to the worlds worst stand-up routine.
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