Think of it as half a day off! So I thought I lost my wallet 2 weeks ago (I did lose it... but someone turned it into my bank a few hours later). As soon as I lost it, I let my boss know, who then called and had my company credit card deactivated. I am now waiting on my replacement card to come in. Meaning I am without a way to spend money on things needed in the office.
I am also fat, and have broken our only 2 office chairs here. In my defense, the person in charge of purchasing them would side on the cheap end of things, and the chairs were already shit. When you factor in the fact that these chairs get sat in 24 hours a day, mostly by my fat ass, you get a situation where the wheels fucking snap off. So I am sitting here, with 204 things going on (currently taking a quick moment to eat my lunch, on a broken chair (no wheels, and the center cylinder actually sits below the legs, so instead of the wheel-less legs resting on the floor, I am forced to balance the center of the chair).
I cannot just go out and by a new chair, as I don't have my company credit card back yet, and since the chairs I have looked at are more than $100, I need to get approval, as my company expenses it back to the client.