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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4970 on: October 20, 2016, 02:30:34 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4971 on: October 20, 2016, 02:45:53 PM »
Photographic evidence that 'the flying V' was introduced in tennis long before The Mighty Ducks incorporated it into hockey....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4972 on: October 20, 2016, 02:47:07 PM »
She had found a way to use her problem with flatulence to her advantage...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4973 on: October 20, 2016, 03:50:49 PM »
wonder what the score is........perhaps......Douche?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4974 on: October 20, 2016, 06:27:05 PM »
Within a half hour of this photo being taken, Wilma was fucking three guys in the clubhouse.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4975 on: October 20, 2016, 06:41:14 PM »
1950's Tampex ad.

Thank God Palmolive adopted their old commercial catch phrase before Tampax had the chance to use it. Can you imagine? "Hey, Madge! It's soaked in it!"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4976 on: October 20, 2016, 06:43:40 PM »
1950's Tampex ad.

Thank God Palmolive adopted their old commercial catch phrase before Tampax had the chance to use it. Can you imagine? "Hey, Madge! It's soaked in it!"
The "quicker pickerupper"!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4977 on: October 20, 2016, 07:01:48 PM »
 :lol
1950's Tampex ad.

Thank God Palmolive adopted their old commercial catch phrase before Tampax had the chance to use it. Can you imagine? "Hey, Madge! It's soaked in it!"
The "quicker pickerupper"!


Thanks. Now I have the Bounty jingle running through my head endlessly. :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4978 on: October 21, 2016, 01:49:49 PM »
I'd love to play 'doubles' with her :zydar:
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4979 on: October 21, 2016, 01:52:38 PM »
Zippity doo-dah, Zippity-ay,
my on my what a...fucking slice

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4980 on: October 21, 2016, 03:36:14 PM »
"...so there!"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4981 on: October 21, 2016, 05:30:43 PM »
My farts don't stink as well!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4982 on: October 22, 2016, 05:55:05 AM »
Within a half hour of this photo being taken, Wilma was fucking three guys in the clubhouse.

Speakin' my language. WINNER!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4983 on: October 22, 2016, 07:06:22 AM »
 :lol

Ok. New pic after work today.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4984 on: October 22, 2016, 04:57:42 PM »
 
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4985 on: October 22, 2016, 04:58:48 PM »
Going to go with this one.



 
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #4986 on: October 22, 2016, 08:28:13 PM »
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« Reply #4987 on: October 22, 2016, 10:56:34 PM »
And then there were 4.....
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« Reply #4988 on: October 22, 2016, 10:57:45 PM »
I am going to knock some serious dust of this one tonight!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4989 on: October 22, 2016, 11:49:44 PM »
"I'll die if the Cubs ever make it to the World Series again," Marge had said repeatedly. 
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4990 on: October 23, 2016, 02:25:41 AM »
Grooming, Necrophilia style

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« Reply #4991 on: October 23, 2016, 04:15:58 AM »
The Early Bird Gang.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4992 on: October 23, 2016, 11:38:56 AM »
 "Real Sex episode #412: Swinging After 80".    HBO may have gone too far in it's latest effort to try once again fill the void left by the Soprano's.
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« Reply #4993 on: October 23, 2016, 12:00:58 PM »
Hold me back Edna,  I'm going to punch that jersey for taking my picture.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4994 on: October 23, 2016, 02:15:03 PM »
Let's go people!!

In the words of:



"Now I know you can do better than that!"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4995 on: October 23, 2016, 02:41:04 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4996 on: October 23, 2016, 05:20:31 PM »




Glady's seen here after being "Chosen" for "Human Sacrifice Tuesday" at Shady Acres Retirement Village.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4997 on: October 23, 2016, 06:16:20 PM »

Glady's seen here after being "Chosen" for "Human Sacrifice Tuesday" at Shady Acres Retirement Village.

 :lol

Alright, Temp. You got it!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #4998 on: October 23, 2016, 10:34:16 PM »
Is that Jared the Subway Cho-Mo? I thought he liked 'em young?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #4999 on: October 24, 2016, 01:08:16 AM »
Speaking of that piece of shit, is he already in jail?

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #5000 on: October 25, 2016, 05:38:29 PM »
Sorry about the delay folks...
 
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« Reply #5001 on: October 25, 2016, 05:39:14 PM »
Your Next Pic...

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« Reply #5002 on: October 25, 2016, 06:10:13 PM »
Now I can't see my post!  :lol

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #5003 on: October 25, 2016, 06:12:39 PM »
You wanna neck?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #5004 on: October 25, 2016, 06:15:03 PM »
You know what they say about guys with long necks, right?
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