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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3640 on: April 01, 2016, 03:00:40 PM »
Some pussy is worth dying for.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3641 on: April 01, 2016, 03:24:20 PM »
Well, we know he's not the bass player.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3642 on: April 01, 2016, 03:27:43 PM »
There's one cousin Cram would kiss.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3643 on: April 01, 2016, 03:31:12 PM »
For now on this shall be named the Crossfuck.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3644 on: April 02, 2016, 10:12:34 AM »
'Wanna parallel park?'
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3645 on: April 02, 2016, 10:39:56 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3646 on: April 02, 2016, 09:39:57 PM »
Well, we know he's not the bass player.

Back at ya. I stood in the backyard and laughed out loud for a minute or so while the dog stood there looking at me like "Are you gonna throw the fucking ball or what?"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3647 on: April 03, 2016, 04:45:40 AM »
Well, we know he's not the bass player.

Back at ya. I stood in the backyard and laughed out loud for a minute or so while the dog stood there looking at me like "Are you gonna throw the fucking ball or what?"

Woot!  Best example of 'know thy audience'.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3648 on: April 03, 2016, 05:55:10 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3649 on: April 03, 2016, 05:56:16 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3650 on: April 03, 2016, 06:18:19 AM »
This is bullshit.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3651 on: April 03, 2016, 06:46:31 AM »
I'm telling you for the last time, I do NOT have any eggs.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #3652 on: April 03, 2016, 08:23:21 AM »
Wait...TRUMP is running for president?
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3653 on: April 03, 2016, 08:42:48 AM »
Dr. Obama neuters another patient.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3654 on: April 03, 2016, 09:59:10 AM »
I told you.... I'm only in it for the chicks

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3655 on: April 03, 2016, 12:17:48 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3656 on: April 03, 2016, 02:30:57 PM »
That's not where I want to be bald.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3657 on: April 04, 2016, 08:03:06 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3658 on: April 04, 2016, 01:49:18 PM »
"What the PH*K you lookin' at?"
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3659 on: April 04, 2016, 02:01:33 PM »
Did you just say honey mustard or BBQ?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3660 on: April 04, 2016, 02:24:03 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3661 on: April 04, 2016, 09:14:48 PM »
Because of the quality of candidates running for President, America decides it needs to pay extra for a "happy ending".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3662 on: April 05, 2016, 07:41:59 PM »
Did you just say honey mustard or BBQ?

Bald Eagle Wings?

Winna.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3663 on: April 06, 2016, 06:12:43 AM »
Did you just say honey mustard or BBQ?

Bald Eagle Wings?

Winna.

Awesome. I came in to post the following this morning:

I'm going to be extinct by the time a winner is chosen.  ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3664 on: April 06, 2016, 06:19:12 AM »
 
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3665 on: April 06, 2016, 06:20:54 AM »
Baseball has begun!!!

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #3666 on: April 06, 2016, 06:22:14 AM »
THAT IS CORKED!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #3667 on: April 06, 2016, 07:05:02 AM »
You peed when that tipped ball hit your mask! Haha.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3668 on: April 06, 2016, 07:59:24 AM »
BALL!

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« Reply #3669 on: April 06, 2016, 09:00:17 AM »
Lemme strike one thing of my bucketlist...

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« Reply #3670 on: April 06, 2016, 09:16:31 AM »
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« Reply #3671 on: April 06, 2016, 09:19:42 AM »
You're supposed to seek immediate medical treatment when that lasts more than 4-hours... so that's why you been callin' balls all night.
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« Reply #3672 on: April 06, 2016, 11:23:38 AM »
HE'S STUFFING!  I CAN TELL!!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #3673 on: April 06, 2016, 11:50:09 AM »
That ball looks low and outside.....
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« Reply #3674 on: April 06, 2016, 11:50:30 AM »
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