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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2730 on: January 13, 2016, 02:59:56 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2731 on: January 13, 2016, 03:16:18 PM »
The rejected 'Erotomania' picture sleeve would have been an instant winner.
Or, 'Who's a good girl?  You is.  Yes, you is.'

Asterisks were finalists.

That bitch has nursed one too many pups......
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Stay away from her.....she gave my buddy fleas......***
Victoria Secret's new line "Rrrr In the Pink" throws in some pet appeal...***
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2732 on: January 14, 2016, 06:27:30 AM »
I forgot to post a pic.  I'm at work.  can someone post a picture for me?!  Thank you!
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2733 on: January 14, 2016, 06:32:55 AM »
Sure dude.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2734 on: January 14, 2016, 07:34:21 AM »
Do you even wahibrido pickingant?

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2735 on: January 14, 2016, 07:45:50 AM »
Wha ha... getting inebriated....  I'm picking an ant

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2736 on: January 14, 2016, 08:51:46 AM »
Advanced golden shower aerobics.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2737 on: January 14, 2016, 09:56:10 AM »
Carrie quickly decided that she didn't want all of that 220, so she tried to cut her ground connection. 
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2738 on: January 14, 2016, 10:04:27 AM »
Swan lake aint got nothing on ME!
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2739 on: January 14, 2016, 10:11:02 AM »
First Trump, now this.  The Republicans will try anything to win this one.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2740 on: January 14, 2016, 10:11:39 AM »
Also:

Carrie quickly decided that she didn't want all of that 220 (221, whatever it takes), so she tried to cut her ground connection.

FTFY

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2741 on: January 14, 2016, 10:58:21 AM »
Style points are everything
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2742 on: January 14, 2016, 11:02:17 AM »
Latest "I'm A Little Teapot" variation.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2743 on: January 14, 2016, 11:05:47 AM »
multi-tasking: liquoring up while limbering up
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2744 on: January 14, 2016, 11:39:55 AM »
And thus....Cirque de Solie was born.....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2745 on: January 14, 2016, 01:08:14 PM »
Meanwhile, on the set of Pilsner Suck Sluts, Volume 8...

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2746 on: January 14, 2016, 01:30:10 PM »
In order to take it all, Mitsi had to pull her foot up around her ear.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2747 on: January 14, 2016, 01:31:05 PM »
Backstage prep room at the Blue Dart Ballet.
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« Reply #2748 on: January 14, 2016, 01:33:01 PM »
Backstage prep room at the Blue Dart Ballet.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2749 on: January 14, 2016, 01:36:47 PM »
"Don't tell me Cheerleading is more interesting than Gymnastics... let's see any of you pom-pom waiving back-seat bimbos do this!"
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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« Reply #2750 on: January 14, 2016, 01:39:36 PM »
That door knob sure is shiny... I wonder how they got it that clean?
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2751 on: January 14, 2016, 02:06:47 PM »
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Pink Flamingo'....
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2752 on: January 14, 2016, 02:56:08 PM »
They call that move 'the Cosby Kicker'......
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« Reply #2753 on: January 14, 2016, 08:45:49 PM »
Her legs are gonna be spread even more once she's done with that beer.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2754 on: January 15, 2016, 03:04:45 AM »
Lisa's alibi was blown when she claimed she was backstage at a Rush concert.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2755 on: January 15, 2016, 07:57:08 AM »
"So, Mom, did you have to do the wahibrido pickingant when you joined the sorority?"

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2756 on: January 15, 2016, 07:58:47 AM »
I think I just came
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2757 on: January 15, 2016, 01:22:44 PM »
Round 1 of the Miss Lindsay Lohan Pageant is off to an Astonishing start.

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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2758 on: January 15, 2016, 01:24:31 PM »
The parking garage woman clearly used her cone for other things.

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« Reply #2759 on: January 15, 2016, 02:42:14 PM »
....And this yoga pose is called "The Drunken Slut".
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« Reply #2760 on: January 15, 2016, 02:46:31 PM »
Candy prepares to fire the ping pong ball.
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2761 on: January 16, 2016, 08:23:13 AM »
Did king forget he was judging this one?

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« Reply #2762 on: January 16, 2016, 08:24:06 AM »
Did king forget he was judging this one?

nah....he's just probably staring at the pic still......
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Re: Random Caption Game v. Facial Accessories (NSFW)
« Reply #2763 on: January 16, 2016, 08:25:24 AM »
Lol

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« Reply #2764 on: January 16, 2016, 08:35:34 AM »
Did king forget he was judging this one?

nah....he's just probably staring at the pic still......

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