Author Topic: BACON!!!!!! (Read 166406 times)

Silver Tears · « **Reply #630 on:** August 16, 2010, 04:56:14 PM »

How kind of you

BRGM · « **Reply #631 on:** August 16, 2010, 04:56:38 PM »

*\o I don't get it or maybe I do...

(this one's to ape)

Silver Tears · « **Reply #632 on:** August 16, 2010, 04:58:59 PM »

You probably don't get it.

ScioPath · « **Reply #633 on:** August 16, 2010, 04:59:06 PM »

Quote from: BRGM on August 16, 2010, 04:56:38 PM

*\o I don't get it or maybe I do...

(this one's to ape)

He didn't offer a high five. That was a 'desinterception.'

Quote from: Gorille85 on August 16, 2010, 04:55:02 PM

o/

BRGM · « **Reply #634 on:** August 16, 2010, 05:00:56 PM »

*\o

Yeah I got that, but since he did type the o/ then someone must answer with a *\o

lonestar · « **Reply #635 on:** August 16, 2010, 05:48:49 PM »

Just put the finishing touches on a salmon dish with an asparagus corn hash and an orange bacon marmalade. My dick is still hard from tasting it.

Silver Tears · « **Reply #636 on:** August 16, 2010, 05:50:12 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on August 16, 2010, 05:48:49 PM

Just put the finishing touches on a salmon dish with an asparagus corn hash and an orange bacon marmalade. My dick is still hard from tasting it.

Oh man that sounds awesome

bosk1 · « **Reply #637 on:** August 16, 2010, 05:50:53 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on August 16, 2010, 05:48:49 PM

Just put the finishing touches on a salmon dish with an asparagus corn hash and an orange bacon marmalade. My dick is still hard from tasting it.

I seriously lament the fact that I can never eat at your restaurant.

ScioPath · « **Reply #638 on:** August 16, 2010, 05:56:38 PM »

Quote from: BRGM on August 16, 2010, 05:00:56 PM

*\o

Yeah I got that, but since he did type the o/ then someone must answer with a *\o

No, he was responding to your

Quote from: BRGM

*\o

By doing so, he invalidated your interception.

Here is a simple graph illustrating the events.

The fact that it resembles a swastika is unintentional.

And so it's on-topic;

Birch Boy · « **Reply #639 on:** August 16, 2010, 05:57:40 PM »

That was awesome, ScioPath. I did a chart like that too, but with emotes

Seventh Son · « **Reply #640 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:00:39 PM »

If bacon had a gender, what gender would it be?

Silver Tears · « **Reply #641 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:02:58 PM »

Nice graph

bosk1 · « **Reply #642 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:07:18 PM »

Here's my take:

Step 1 - Scio initiates high five.

o/

Step 2 - BGRM intercepts.
*\o

Step 3 - bosk1 does not like interceptions. bosk1 is angry. You wouldn't like bosk1 when he's angry.

Step 4 - bosk1 piledriverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   \/_o
   | |
   | |
*~o~*

Step 5 - bosk1 wins. Fatality.

   \o/
   |
.o - .,. . /\

Birch Boy · « **Reply #643 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:08:27 PM »

Silver Tears · « **Reply #644 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:09:07 PM »

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #645 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:09:36 PM »

I think bosk made one of those graphs featuring me once. I can't remember why though. It was epic.

bosk1 · « **Reply #646 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:10:09 PM »

I know I did one a long time ago, but I didn't remember it was you, and I don't remember why either.

Silver Tears · « **Reply #647 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:10:15 PM »

Everything Bosk does is epic

lonestar · « **Reply #648 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:10:44 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on August 16, 2010, 05:50:53 PM

Quote from: lonestar on August 16, 2010, 05:48:49 PM
Just put the finishing touches on a salmon dish with an asparagus corn hash and an orange bacon marmalade. My dick is still hard from tasting it.

I seriously lament the fact that I can never eat at your restaurant.

Why not. You live an hour away and know exactly where it is. It's not like you have to announce your glorious prescence or even meet me.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #649 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:11:11 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on August 16, 2010, 06:10:09 PM

I know I did one a long time ago, but I didn't remember it was you, and I don't remember why either.

I wanna say it was in the CYON thread. You'll be my hero if you can find it.

ScioPath · « **Reply #650 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:11:19 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on August 16, 2010, 06:07:18 PM

SNIP

BRGM · « **Reply #651 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:13:22 PM »

I'm looking a socios Almost-nazi-looking graph thingy, and I realize...That I should go to bed, oh and BTW

The bush? is that fatalized guy me?

bosk1 · « **Reply #652 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:15:11 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on August 16, 2010, 06:10:44 PM

Quote from: bösk1 on August 16, 2010, 05:50:53 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 16, 2010, 05:48:49 PM
Just put the finishing touches on a salmon dish with an asparagus corn hash and an orange bacon marmalade. My dick is still hard from tasting it.

I seriously lament the fact that I can never eat at your restaurant.
Why not. You live an hour away and know exactly where it is. It's not like you have to announce your glorious prescence or even meet me.

Yes, I know. But I would have to let you know I was there so you could say hello and so I could get the lonestar special. But I'm also the forum admin, which means I'm too easy a target. You might do something unseemly to my food to get even with me for some perceived sleight, and that's not the kind of lonestar special I'm interested in. And even if you didn't, you might just say you did just to score some points. Just can't take the risk.

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on August 16, 2010, 06:11:11 PM

Quote from: bösk1 on August 16, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
I know I did one a long time ago, but I didn't remember it was you, and I don't remember why either.
I wanna say it was in the CYON thread. You'll be my hero if you can find it.

Really? I would have thought it was pre-crash. Seems like it was a long time ago.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #653 on:** August 16, 2010, 06:16:29 PM »

Nope. I'm pretty sure it was post. I'm pretty sure it involved a basketball as well.

In fact, I know it involved me, because I spent a good 5 minutes trying to make a response graphic.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #654 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:00:23 PM »

I did one that featured bosk at the top of a megazord-type thing with a flamethrower and me as

at the bottom begging him for an emote named after me. It was made out of lines and emotes though, not a graph.

lonestar · « **Reply #655 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:10:09 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on August 16, 2010, 06:15:11 PM

Quote from: lonestar on August 16, 2010, 06:10:44 PM
Quote from: bösk1 on August 16, 2010, 05:50:53 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 16, 2010, 05:48:49 PM
Just put the finishing touches on a salmon dish with an asparagus corn hash and an orange bacon marmalade. My dick is still hard from tasting it.

I seriously lament the fact that I can never eat at your restaurant.
Why not. You live an hour away and know exactly where it is. It's not like you have to announce your glorious prescence or even meet me.

Yes, I know. But I would have to let you know I was there so you could say hello and so I could get the lonestar special. But I'm also the forum admin, which means I'm too easy a target. You might do something unseemly to my food to get even with me for some perceived sleight, and that's not the kind of lonestar special I'm interested in. And even if you didn't, you might just say you did just to score some points. Just can't take the risk.

With all due respect, I am a professional, and would never alter that because of an online forum. Cooking is my life and passion.

bosk1 · « **Reply #656 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:20:19 PM »

You are correct. I apologize. Let me rephrase:

I understand that you are a consummate professional. In fact, it is common knowledge in most circles that mean anything to anyone that you are indeed a professional's professional. If you lived in England, you would likely be knighted and conscripted into service as Sir Lonestar, Official Professional to the Royal Family. But even as such, should the temptation ever arise, I fear that even the utmost professional such as yourself might, in a moment of weakness, be tempted to give in.

lonestar · « **Reply #657 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:22:32 PM »

Quote from: bösk1 on August 16, 2010, 07:20:19 PM

You are correct. I apologize. Let me rephrase:

I understand that you are a consummate professional. In fact, it is common knowledge in most circles that mean anything to anyone that you are indeed a professional's professional. If you lived in England, you would likely be knighted and conscripted into service as Sir Lonestar, Official Professional to the Royal Family. But even as such, should the temptation ever arise, I fear that even the utmost professional such as yourself might, in a moment of weakness, be tempted to give in.

Actually, the main reason I wouldn't is so that you could talk my cooking up here and feed my enormous chef ego.

zxlkho · « **Reply #658 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:22:41 PM »

Today was Vlasto Day and I ATE BACON.

Gorille85 · « **Reply #659 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:23:27 PM »

lonestar · « **Reply #660 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:24:13 PM »

I eat bacon every day. I am cursed. If I skip a day, kittens start dying.

LCArenas · « **Reply #661 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:24:58 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on August 16, 2010, 07:24:13 PM

I eat bacon every day. I am cursed. If I skip a day, kittens start dying.

Doesn't really seem to be a curse, though.

zxlkho · « **Reply #662 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:25:27 PM »

I cooked a baked potato wrapped in bacon. It tasted like bacon. Then, I ATE THE BACON.

lonestar · « **Reply #663 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:26:12 PM »

Quote from: LCArenas on August 16, 2010, 07:24:58 PM

Quote from: lonestar on August 16, 2010, 07:24:13 PM
I eat bacon every day. I am cursed. If I skip a day, kittens start dying.
Doesn't really seem to be a curse, though.

True, especially since I don't like kittens, unless there cooked wrapped in bacon.

bosk1 · « **Reply #664 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:30:46 PM »

Isn't that how everyone likes their kittens?

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Author Topic: BACON!!!!!! (Read 166406 times)