I'm still trying to figure out why nobody ever started a band called "No" and asked to open for Yes.
Agent - "Hello, is this the Smokey House?"
Venue - "Yes it is! How can I help you?"
Agent - "Do you have any gig openings?"
Venue - "Yes we do! What's the name of the band?"
Agent - "No."
Venue - "Well we can't book you if you don't give us a name."
Agent - "No."
Venue - "Look sir, we need to know the name of the band first..."
Agent - "It's No!!!"
Venue - "Do you even HAVE a band or is this a prank?"
Agent - "I told you, it's No!!!"
Venue - "Sir, please don't call back here again. Good day."
Agent - "Noooooooooooooo!!!"
-Marc.