Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)

[TAC]

" Um, yeah, so like I was walking downtown, right, ya know, and like these two dummies just kept staring at me."

[TAC]

So these two dummies and a blond walk into a bar...

[SwedishGoose]

Shot from the "Dating for dummies" documentary

[soupytwist]

Hey, babe, wanna crash at my place tonight?

Lots of great stuff all round, but that is genius.   Winner.

[Snow Dog]

Thanks! Lots of good ones that I laughed at this round.

Running a race
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Running a machine
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

Running late
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT,  Puppyonacid.

[Snow Dog]

Next pic:

[jingle.boy]

What brings you to these parts, ladies?
Nun of your business.

[Cool Chris]

5 Bloody Marys please!

[gmillerdrake]

Looks like they all have a bad 'habit'

[jingle.boy]

What wood you like to drink?

[gmillerdrake]

Time for Father Murphy's weekly inspection ladies....

[SwedishGoose]

Five nuns on the rag

[jingle.boy]

Circa 1977, bartender Richard Hudson finally found inspiration to form The Monks, along with the album cover for Bad Habits and began writing Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face

[King Postwhore]

And here I though a nun's ruler was their most dangerous weapon.

[TAC]

Gee Sister Mildred, I actually preferred the stools in the last bar that had a wooden penis sticking up.

[Tick]

New group..."The Bad Habits"

[Snow Dog]

5 Bloody Marys please!

Made me genuinely laugh out loud at work. Well played. Winner!

[Cool Chris]

WW2 Veterans
Kingshmegland - 139
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 41
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

WWI Veterans
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

Draft Dodgers
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT,  Puppyonacid.
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[King Postwhore]

Men!  We carry 2 guns!

[TAC]

The Provincetown militia.




Side note:
My ex father in law trained at Paris Island and fought in Vietnam, and told me that the footage in Full Metal Jacket of basic training was so realistic, he thought he was there.

[SwedishGoose]

Recruiting the Counterstrike champions was a ballsy move

[jingle.boy]

Lighten up, Francis.

[TAC]

Don't call me Francis.

[gmillerdrake]

So that's how you reload?

[Cool Chris]

My ex father in law trained at Paris Island and fought in Vietnam, and told me that the footage in Full Metal Jacket of basic training was so realistic, he thought he was there.

Great story about that whole part of the movie. Kubrick hires an actor to play the GSgt, and Lee Ermey to be the technical advisor. Ermey wants the role of GSgt. Kubrock says no. Ermey puts on the GSgt uniform, goes through the routine of chewing out the new recruits. Kubrick decides that's better than anything he and his actor could have come up with. Gives Ermey the job.

[Snow Dog]

"This here's my rifle, this here's my magnum..."

[TempusVox]

The United States Marine Corps...Developing Strong Bladders Since 1834.

[gmillerdrake]

"We will march all  night until we all are "standing at attention"!!!

[TAC]

Even though it's outlawed as inhumane by the Geneva Convention, The Marines secretly continue practicing the "Nut Grab".

[TheCountOfNYC]

Bosk1 teaching the moderators how to ban someone.

[TAC]

The Winger Fan Club.

[jingle.boy]

Above all else men... balls always stay in.

Never let them see your camel toe.

How one handles Army jock-itch.

[gmillerdrake]

Now I will show you how to pitch a tent and march at the same time

[Cool Chris]

I liked the Stripes reference, but never thought to highly of that movie.

Even though it's outlawed as inhumane by the Geneva Convention, The Marines secretly continue practicing the "Nut Grab".

TAC wins.

[TAC]

Nice. Will post a new pic when I get home from work today.