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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2660 on: April 07, 2014, 08:15:24 PM »
Try new prune flavored Tang ... Because everyone loves a little prune tang in the morning.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2661 on: April 08, 2014, 01:19:44 PM »
"Remember to Buckle up and stay alert.....65% of all traffic fatalities occur while driving to work in the morning"


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2662 on: April 08, 2014, 02:11:26 PM »
An ad for a Dream Theater show

-_-
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2663 on: April 09, 2014, 02:23:23 PM »
Too true Jay, you're up

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2664 on: April 09, 2014, 03:04:50 PM »
I actually did hear a commercial on our local classic rock station for A Dramatic Tour of Events a couple years ago :metal

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2665 on: April 09, 2014, 03:37:01 PM »
Have you ever wanted to have sex with a peanut butter jar?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2666 on: April 09, 2014, 04:07:21 PM »
Ever thought of alternate locations to put your nightstick?

I can't promise you I won't immediately get aroused if you cuff me......

You may have a radar gun, but I have 'gaydar'......isn't there something you need to tell your family?


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2667 on: April 09, 2014, 08:16:21 PM »
That's not how your wife has me 'hoist' her.

Aphter 11 beersh, how tha .... hell should I know how fasht I wash goan?

Wanna hit on this?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2668 on: April 11, 2014, 07:23:29 AM »
If I can just have one phone call....I can get Three Mexicans down here to explain everything.........

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2669 on: April 11, 2014, 07:26:17 AM »
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?  Seriously, I've got Alzheimer's.  Can you tell me who I am?

I'm Batman.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2670 on: April 11, 2014, 09:29:25 PM »
I'm Batman.


I can't NOT pick this.



You're up Chad
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2671 on: April 11, 2014, 09:47:32 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2674 on: April 11, 2014, 10:18:50 PM »
Well... this is awkward
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2675 on: April 12, 2014, 05:09:56 AM »
Ahhh... the Batman ticket cashes in again.  :batomnom:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2676 on: April 12, 2014, 12:31:21 PM »
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to confirm before family and god.....that Chad is Batman"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2677 on: April 12, 2014, 02:29:51 PM »
Dammit. No competing with this one. Gary should be the winner
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2678 on: April 13, 2014, 08:04:41 AM »
"Zydar.....what the heck are you doing under there..."


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2679 on: April 13, 2014, 08:32:31 AM »
Mr, & Mrs. Coz danced to Nickelback's "Something in Your Mouth" ?!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2680 on: April 15, 2014, 07:21:11 PM »
Mr, & Mrs. Coz danced to Nickelback's "Something in Your Mouth" ?!

Definitely the winner right there. It's so impossible, yet believable at the same time.  :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2681 on: April 15, 2014, 09:11:42 PM »
Lol
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2682 on: April 17, 2014, 02:57:21 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2683 on: April 17, 2014, 03:43:50 PM »
Taking advantage of RJ :zydar:
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2684 on: April 17, 2014, 05:45:09 PM »
Gay pile?

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2685 on: April 18, 2014, 12:55:57 AM »
The after party....  :hat

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2686 on: April 18, 2014, 08:04:24 AM »
Verifying Lonestar's sausage was the best Jackie's ever had.... 3 out of 4 DTFrs prefer Lonestar's sausage.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2687 on: April 18, 2014, 08:51:36 AM »
It's for.......a brainstorming session on how to convince a girl to let you touch her boobies.

It's for......comparing the color patterns on your 20 sided die.

It's for......reviewing new masturbation techniques pioneered by MIT undergrads

It's for.....the Honor of God Mary Jane
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2688 on: April 18, 2014, 02:38:31 PM »
To affirm with each other how much better they are than the rest of the DTF community.  :omg: :biggrin:

To discuss the hidden meaning of In-A- Gadda-Da Vida.

To reminisce about the Great Pirate Uprising.

To share basement bedroom designs.

To bitch about why Space-Dye Vest was never nominated for a Grammy for Song of the Year.

So that Bosk can help Lonestar haul some boxes of old magazines to the curb.  :biggrin:


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2689 on: April 18, 2014, 02:46:21 PM »
A Chef, A Lawyer and a Canadian walk into a bar...
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2690 on: April 18, 2014, 10:02:24 PM »


It's for......comparing the color patterns on your 20 sided die.


Gary, you are the winner but.....




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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2691 on: April 19, 2014, 05:34:57 AM »
A Chef, A Lawyer and a Canadian walk into a bar...

Except that the lawyer stood us up.  Hell, it was even an Irish Pub!  Great bangers!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2692 on: April 19, 2014, 08:14:17 AM »
Thank you kind Sir!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2693 on: April 19, 2014, 09:55:50 AM »
National Pick It Day- On this day not only is it acceptable to "pick it" in public, but encouraged. Be it your nose, your ears, your ass, a scab, a zit, etc. It's considered good luck on this day to pick any of the same on anyone besides yourself too.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2694 on: April 19, 2014, 10:08:19 AM »
National Couch Potato Day.  Comes with a beer and remote controler.
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