Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 165134 times)

Podaar · « **Reply #2380 on:** January 30, 2014, 06:36:32 AM »

Royal Crop Dusters United
IRSAA - International Rectal Seepage Appreciation Alliance

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #2381 on:** January 31, 2014, 07:21:15 PM »

DreamTheaterForums Facebook page

Bit titted anime chicks

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2382 on:** January 31, 2014, 07:39:02 PM »

The True Beauty of Anal Warts

Gerbils in Compromising Positions

Two Fingers and a Cough

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2383 on:** February 02, 2014, 11:44:25 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 31, 2014, 07:39:02 PM

Two Fingers and a Cough

Under INTENSE competition, this takes it, with Anal Warts a close second.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2384 on:** February 02, 2014, 01:03:34 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on February 02, 2014, 11:44:25 AM

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 31, 2014, 07:39:02 PM
Two Fingers and a Cough

Under INTENSE competition, this takes it, with Anal Warts a close second.

Thanks Chad.....I'll update and post a new Scene soon.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2385 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:01:13 PM »

Standings:

jingle.boy - 26
gmillerdrake - 22
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's Scene:

You walk into a room to find your Grandparents covered in Baby Oil, playing naked Twister. You say.....

Jaffa · « **Reply #2386 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:48:23 PM »

... Cool. I got the winner.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2387 on:** February 02, 2014, 03:54:48 PM »

Great, now I suddenly have the urge to iron something.

My eyes! The goggles do nothing.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2388 on:** February 03, 2014, 10:04:37 PM »

C'mon....put on those thinking caps.....

TempusVox · « **Reply #2389 on:** February 03, 2014, 10:23:19 PM »

"Grandpa, please tell me that's your foot on that blue circle!"

lonestar · « **Reply #2390 on:** February 04, 2014, 12:28:57 PM »

That inheritance better be fat guys, I'm gonna need either a shitload of therapy or drugs....

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2391 on:** February 04, 2014, 01:38:38 PM »

Right foot red, left foot green.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2392 on:** February 04, 2014, 02:51:32 PM »

Sweet Moses Gramps! How does a scrotum stretch like that?!?!?

I see you too Cialis less than 4 hours ago.

I'm just gonna go hang myself now.

lonestar · « **Reply #2393 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:29:02 PM »

Damn grandma, did Mom and Uncle Joe walk out of that cooter?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2394 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:31:42 PM »

Quote from: Jaffa on February 02, 2014, 02:48:23 PM

... Cool. I got the winner.

Right out of the gate I knew this was the one to beat.....you're up!

lonestar · « **Reply #2395 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:33:26 PM »

Yeah, I couldn't touch that one. Quality stuff.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2396 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:40:27 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on February 04, 2014, 05:33:26 PM

Yeah, I couldn't touch that one. Quality stuff.

Well, the huge grandma cooter wasn't bad....it had me contemplating.

Jaffa · « **Reply #2397 on:** February 04, 2014, 06:22:19 PM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on February 04, 2014, 05:31:42 PM

Quote from: Jaffa on February 02, 2014, 02:48:23 PM
... Cool. I got the winner.

Right out of the gate I knew this was the one to beat.....you're up!

Hooray! Thanks.

Standings:

jingle.boy - 26
gmillerdrake - 22
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Today's Scene (not really a 'scene', per se, but whatever; I'm unprepared):

Things you probably shouldn't list under 'special skills' on a job application.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2398 on:** February 04, 2014, 06:34:47 PM »

Lack of gag reflex

Expert at beating child pron charges.

Familiar with Netscape, Lotus Notes, and Word Perfect.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2399 on:** February 04, 2014, 07:01:56 PM »

Expert Fondler, specifically pre-teens

High tolerance for barbiturates

Specialize in Blackmail and Extortion

lonestar · « **Reply #2400 on:** February 04, 2014, 07:43:19 PM »

Prostate Massage Expert

Prog Metal Enthusiast

Office Supply McGyver

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2401 on:** February 04, 2014, 07:48:49 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on February 04, 2014, 07:43:19 PM

Prostate Massage Expert

....with two disciplines: digital manipulation and object assisted

lonestar · « **Reply #2402 on:** February 04, 2014, 08:09:21 PM »

TempusVox · « **Reply #2403 on:** February 04, 2014, 11:31:46 PM »

"Invisibility and baking pie, but only one at a time."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2404 on:** February 05, 2014, 05:56:39 AM »

I'm Batman

Can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Can lick eyebrows - mine and others'

Severe lack of integrity, motivation and consideration of others, coupled with anger management issues.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2405 on:** February 05, 2014, 10:12:00 AM »

Talented Fecal Artist

Expert Stalker (just ask your sister)

Immune to Chlamydia

lonestar · « **Reply #2406 on:** February 05, 2014, 12:03:55 PM »

Money laundering

Bong making

Cross dressing

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2407 on:** February 05, 2014, 08:57:33 PM »

I can recite the alphabet while burping.

I once ate 1000 ants.

I can stomp out jock itch with my foot.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2408 on:** February 05, 2014, 09:08:15 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on February 05, 2014, 08:57:33 PM

I can recite the alphabet while burping.

I once ate 1000 ants.

Ummmmm.......did you spy on me in the 5th grade? $:\$

Jaffa · « **Reply #2409 on:** February 06, 2014, 12:39:19 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on February 05, 2014, 05:56:39 AM

I'm Batman

Winner.

There were several great ones, but for some reason, this one just really tickled me. I kept imagining that I was a hiring manager going over applications and seeing 'I'm Batman' on one of them.

You're up, jingle.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2410 on:** February 06, 2014, 01:29:28 PM »

Standings:

jingle.boy - 27
gmillerdrake - 22
lonestar - 14
Tempusvox - 10
kingshmegland - 10
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 8
Zydar - 6
Podaar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 3
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1
Jaffa - 1

Unusual things to be aroused by.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2411 on:** February 06, 2014, 01:35:57 PM »

Kotowboy

Podaar · « **Reply #2412 on:** February 06, 2014, 01:37:21 PM »

I was going to post black-floyd but King done ninja'd.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2413 on:** February 06, 2014, 01:39:49 PM »

Decaying infant Orangotangs

Spawning Salmon

Collecting Semen from a Bull

Lucien · « **Reply #2414 on:** February 06, 2014, 02:54:37 PM »

A woman peeing into a tin cup

News: Fall Into the Light, official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFxH4kky6z4

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 165134 times)