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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2240 on: January 06, 2014, 11:32:04 AM »
 :lol Why do I have the impression that this isn't the first time Coz has used that sentence...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2241 on: January 06, 2014, 11:36:43 AM »
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:lol Winner!!!!!

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Quote from: Podaar on January 06, 2014, 11:32:04 AM
:lol Why do I have the impression that this isn't the first time Coz has used that sentence...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2242 on: January 06, 2014, 12:12:16 PM »
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"

"No, I am your father"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

"You gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2243 on: January 06, 2014, 12:16:40 PM »
You complete me

Frankly my dear.....I dont' give a damn.....

You could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a cows a$$ but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it?

You can't handle the truth!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2244 on: January 06, 2014, 12:30:54 PM »
We go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong.

He wants you for a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display. He doesn't want you to be real, and to think and to live. He doesn't love you. But I love you. I want you to have your own thoughts and ideas and feelings, even when I hold you in my arms.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2245 on: January 06, 2014, 12:36:07 PM »
Just a flesh wound!






























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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2246 on: January 06, 2014, 12:45:34 PM »
I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2247 on: January 06, 2014, 01:23:29 PM »
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He wants you for a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory box. Something to own and to display. He doesn't want you to be real, and to think and to live. He doesn't love you. But I love you. I want you to have your own thoughts and ideas and feelings, even when I hold you in my arms.

Dammmmmit John you beat me to it
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2248 on: January 06, 2014, 02:05:04 PM »
"As you wish." - Wesley, The Princess Bride
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2249 on: January 06, 2014, 02:21:20 PM »
You talkin' to me.......You talkin' to me?

Get away from her...you BITCH!!!!

She's gone from suck.....to blow.....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2250 on: January 06, 2014, 02:34:34 PM »
Now pretty please, with sugar on top... clean the fucking car.

He looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Say hello to my little friend!

Get you're stinking paws off me you damned, dirty ape!

Back door huh?  Good idea. (I just watched Return of the Jedi last night)

And a couple more from Star Wars....

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2251 on: January 06, 2014, 03:20:18 PM »
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else gets the hose again."
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2252 on: January 06, 2014, 04:24:44 PM »
You're one ugly motherfucker
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2253 on: January 06, 2014, 05:19:04 PM »
No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2254 on: January 06, 2014, 05:26:31 PM »
 I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2255 on: January 06, 2014, 05:34:06 PM »
I'm Batman
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2256 on: January 06, 2014, 08:00:45 PM »
Yes. I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean, your destiny.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2257 on: January 07, 2014, 04:25:57 AM »
Why are you women so uptight? You got half the money and all the pussy!
~ Gary Bussey, DC Cab
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2258 on: January 07, 2014, 11:09:01 AM »
While some of these were more of "Movie lines you're most likely to say to your SO" ("as you wish") or "movie lines you WISH you could say about your SO" ("She's gone from suck to blow"), all were good, but

Quote from: masterthes on January 06, 2014, 04:24:44 PM
You're one ugly motherfucker

was damn good for the direct approach.  Then, for some inexplicable reason, I lost it on:

Quote from: masterthes on January 06, 2014, 05:34:06 PM
I'm Batman

Don't know why that is so funny to me, but it damn sure is.  This probably had something to do with it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuKABU-XPY

Anyway, WINNER!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2259 on: January 07, 2014, 11:13:21 AM »
Damnit!  I was gonna use that line, but just didn't think it was all that funny.  :newman:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2260 on: January 07, 2014, 11:49:14 AM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 07, 2014, 11:09:01 AM
While some of these were more of "Movie lines you're most likely to say to your SO" ("as you wish") *snip*

 :'(

How is it I'm so easily misunderstood?! The, "As you wish." quote is much funnier in the context you presented it. Something you could never say to your significant other...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2261 on: January 07, 2014, 12:18:58 PM »
Possibly I don't get it.  To me, "as you wish" = "yes, dear".
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2262 on: January 07, 2014, 12:32:15 PM »
Or:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2263 on: January 07, 2014, 12:46:01 PM »
Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 07, 2014, 12:18:58 PM
Possibly I don't get it.  To me, "as you wish" = "yes, dear".

Exactly...and I would never say that to Mrs. P.

Just as you would never cuddle after sex!  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2264 on: January 07, 2014, 12:47:12 PM »
Aha.  I see, now.  You sir, are the 1%.  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2265 on: January 07, 2014, 12:48:36 PM »
It looks like my plan with that photo backfired.  I suddenly feel turned on.  I'll be right back.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2266 on: January 07, 2014, 02:52:39 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2267 on: January 07, 2014, 04:06:52 PM »
John Myung - motivational speaker or professional wrestler

John Petrucci - he would live with wolves
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2268 on: January 07, 2014, 04:08:27 PM »
James would be living in Somalia.

John P would be a professional arm wrestler

Myung would be a sign language interpreter

Jordan would be playing keyboards for ZZ Top

Mangini would be a chiropodist
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2269 on: January 07, 2014, 04:12:57 PM »
James - Strip Club Announcer
JP - Auto Mechanic by day, global Internet Hacker by night
JR - Las Vegas Magician
MM - Local Boston Anchorman
JMX - Greenpeace Ship Captain
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2270 on: January 07, 2014, 09:49:30 PM »
Barkin' for the "Yak Woman", or workin as Tilt-A-Whirl operators.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2271 on: January 07, 2014, 09:57:56 PM »
JP - Fisherman (salmon)
JM - Therapist

Apparently JP and JLB hate each other. :dunno:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2272 on: January 07, 2014, 10:17:24 PM »
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Alright ladies, tonight we are going to be recording a DEE VEE DEE, right here.  Never mind what's going on outside.  All that matters is what's going on right here.  It's going to be especially special. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2273 on: January 07, 2014, 10:51:13 PM »
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Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 07, 2014, 04:12:57 PM
James - Strip Club Announcer


Alright ladies, tonight we are going to be recording a DEE VEE DEE, right here.  Never mind what's going on outside.  All that matters is what's going on right here.  It's going to be especially special.

Are you with us!?!?!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2274 on: January 08, 2014, 04:01:06 AM »
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Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 07, 2014, 04:12:57 PM
James - Strip Club Announcer
Alright ladies, tonight we are going to be recording a DEE VEE DEE, right here.  Never mind what's going on outside.  All that matters is what's going on right here.  It's going to be especially special.
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