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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2135 on: December 13, 2013, 05:39:25 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2136 on: December 13, 2013, 05:50:53 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2137 on: December 13, 2013, 06:14:40 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2138 on: December 13, 2013, 06:20:40 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2139 on: December 15, 2013, 06:37:42 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2140 on: December 15, 2013, 07:50:58 AM »
Will wait to tonight to get more entries.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2141 on: December 15, 2013, 07:57:34 AM »
Will wait to tonight to get more entries.

That's what she said.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2142 on: December 15, 2013, 10:02:15 AM »
Will wait to tonight to get more entries.

I would love to be banned.

I would love that to happen. (The entries)
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2143 on: December 15, 2013, 10:12:09 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2144 on: December 15, 2013, 01:50:38 PM »
Will wait to tonight to get more entries.

I would love to be banned.

Confused about what when on here? I'll assume the post was offensive in some way......sorry bout' that.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2145 on: December 15, 2013, 02:05:16 PM »
Will wait to tonight to get more entries.

I would love to be banned.

Confused about what when on here? I'll assume the post was offensive in some way......sorry bout' that.

Not at all.   Did you read my post after.  It was a joke about me being married too long. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2146 on: December 15, 2013, 03:16:52 PM »
Will wait to tonight to get more entries.

I would love to be banned.

Confused about what when on here? I'll assume the post was offensive in some way......sorry bout' that.

It happened to me the other day too.  Not sure why. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2147 on: December 15, 2013, 07:30:25 PM »

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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2148 on: December 15, 2013, 07:42:58 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2149 on: December 15, 2013, 07:52:52 PM »
Benedict Cumberbatch - "Open your eyes, Nicholas..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2150 on: December 16, 2013, 07:18:14 AM »
Natalie Portman as Victoria. It's the only right answer
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2151 on: December 16, 2013, 07:49:35 AM »
Julian - I always thought was a whiny bitch... Jude Law seems to fit the bill
Nicholas - still a putz... Jonah Hill
Edward - someone who could go absolutely bat-shit crazy ... Christian Bale
Hypnotherapist - still bat-shit crazy ... James Spader
Victoria - teasing 2-timing, self absorbed wench... Paris Hilton
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2152 on: December 16, 2013, 07:54:57 AM »
Eddie Murphy will play every part. Also it will be a comedy.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2153 on: December 16, 2013, 07:55:21 AM »
Eddie Murphy Michael J. Fox will play every part. Also it will be a comedy.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2154 on: December 16, 2013, 08:00:04 AM »
Eddie Murphy Michael J. Fox will play every part. Also it will be a comedy time travel adventurrrrrrrr.

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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2155 on: December 16, 2013, 08:05:21 AM »
Eddie Murphy Michael J. Fox will play every part. Also it will be a comedy.

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If MJF played every part, no one would have been killed.  ;)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2156 on: December 18, 2013, 12:11:27 AM »
Morgan Freeman as the Hypnotherapist, Ben Stiller as Nicholas, Mila Kunis as Victoria, Adam Sandler as Edward, and James Earl Jones as Julian...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2157 on: December 18, 2013, 06:50:09 AM »
Anybody else?  I'll let this go until later on then I will pick a wiener. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2158 on: December 18, 2013, 07:50:21 AM »
Sean Connery as the Hypnotherapist, Hugh Jackman as Nicholas, Sophie Marceau as Victoria, Jason Isaacs as Edward, and Terry O'Quinn as Julian...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2159 on: December 18, 2013, 03:09:02 PM »
Julian -Jason Schwartzman
Nicholas - Jack Black
Edward - Vince Vaughn
Hypnotherapist - Bill Murray
Victoria - Owen Wilson (in drag)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2160 on: December 19, 2013, 12:43:20 PM »
Julian - I always thought was a whiny bitch... Jude Law seems to fit the bill
Nicholas - still a putz... Jonah Hill
Edward - someone who could go absolutely bat-shit crazy ... Christian Bale
Hypnotherapist - still bat-shit crazy ... James Spader
Victoria - teasing 2-timing, self absorbed wench... Paris Hilton

Not many turnouts for this one but you picked a pretty good cast except for Paris Hilton.  :lol   I'd probably enjoy Amanda Seyfried more.

You're up now. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2161 on: December 19, 2013, 01:00:39 PM »
:happydance:

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2162 on: December 19, 2013, 01:11:48 PM »
Constanza

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2163 on: December 19, 2013, 01:26:46 PM »
LOST = "Crash Victims and Black Smoke"

Bay watch = "Boob Watch"

Married With Children = "Wives and Kids Suck the Life Right Out of You"

E.R. = "Dr's and Nurses Aren't This Hot"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2164 on: December 19, 2013, 03:52:02 PM »
M.A.S.H  ----   How Chlamydia Made It To The States.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2165 on: December 19, 2013, 10:59:22 PM »
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2166 on: December 20, 2013, 06:18:20 AM »
Constanza



I was gonna post this. :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2167 on: December 20, 2013, 07:46:48 AM »
My Three Sons of Bitches

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2168 on: December 20, 2013, 08:14:41 AM »
Cheers = "Drunks"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #2169 on: December 20, 2013, 08:42:40 AM »
Dragons and Porn = Game of Thrones

Unsolved Mysteries = The X-Files

Four Bitches We All Wish Would Die = Sex And The City