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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7175 on: May 03, 2024, 07:29:40 AM »
So that’s like eating a sandwich, chewing, and spitting it out.
No it's not.

The fuck is your deal
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7176 on: May 03, 2024, 07:47:42 AM »
I may not personally enjoy cigars, but still, a Tim fail  :lol

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7177 on: May 03, 2024, 07:56:11 AM »
No it's not.

The fuck is your deal


Not sure how it’s different but… no deal. Just a not so serious comment on the pic that turned into something more than intended.

Seems I’ve pissed off the cigar mafia. Nevermind.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7178 on: May 03, 2024, 08:01:19 AM »
So that’s like eating a sandwich, chewing, and spitting it out.

It's amazing how many different ways Tim can say "I don't get it".  :lol

It's like going for a ride in a convertible when you don't have anywhere to go.
It's like drinking non-alcoholic beer.
It's like having sex when you're not trying to conceive a baby.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7179 on: May 03, 2024, 08:08:58 AM »
It's amazing how many different ways Tim can say "I don't get it".  :lol

It's like going for a ride in a convertible when you don't have anywhere to go.
It's like drinking non-alcoholic beer.
It's like having sex when you're not trying to conceive a baby.

No!
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7180 on: May 03, 2024, 08:12:07 AM »
I will try to more fully explain later. Right now, I am going to go have a smoke.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7181 on: May 03, 2024, 08:16:54 AM »

Not sure how it’s different but… no deal. Just a not so serious comment on the pic that turned into something more than intended.

Seems I’ve pissed off the cigar mafia. Nevermind.

No, you didn't piss us off.  We're just astounded (though we shouldn't be) that you don't get the aesthetic of smoking a cigar.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7182 on: May 03, 2024, 08:19:45 AM »
Man the last page or so has given me the laughs I needed to start the weekend :lol

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7183 on: May 03, 2024, 08:29:23 AM »
I will try to more fully explain later. Right now, I am going to go have a smoke.


Just so you know, the comment about you being handsome was totally serious.  ;D
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7184 on: May 03, 2024, 08:30:09 AM »
No, you didn't piss us off.  We're just astounded (though we shouldn't be) that you don't get the aesthetic of smoking a cigar.

I woke up pissed off today.  :lol
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7185 on: May 03, 2024, 08:32:01 AM »
 :lol

Ah, Tim.  You silly goose.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7186 on: May 03, 2024, 08:32:47 AM »
I woke up pissed off today.  :lol

I know a great place you can go vent.

Are you, by chance, anywhere near an Ivy League School?
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7187 on: May 03, 2024, 08:38:08 AM »
I know a great place you can go vent.

Are you, by chance, anywhere near an Ivy League School?

Hahahaha!!
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7188 on: May 03, 2024, 08:55:30 AM »
Eating is a necessary requirement for survival.  Given that, we try to make it as pleasureable as possible, or at least as inoffensive as possible.  Eat the sandwich, enjoy the sandwich.

Smoking is purely for enjoyment (for those who enjoy it, obviously).  Therefore the only goal is to maximize the enjoyment.  There is no parallel to munching a sandwich and spitting out each bite.  None.

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7189 on: May 03, 2024, 08:56:04 AM »
I know a great place you can go vent.

Are you, by chance, anywhere near an Ivy League School?

 :lol
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7190 on: May 03, 2024, 09:06:22 AM »
I know a great place you can go vent.

Are you, by chance, anywhere near an Ivy League School?

Don’t get me started. I don’t need any help.  :lol





Eating is a necessary requirement for survival.  Given that, we try to make it as pleasureable as possible, or at least as inoffensive as possible.  Eat the sandwich, enjoy the sandwich.

Smoking is purely for enjoyment (for those who enjoy it, obviously).  Therefore the only goal is to maximize the enjoyment.  There is no parallel to munching a sandwich and spitting out each bite.  None.

Of course there is. I’m not talking about survival eating. How about eating for (your word) enjoyment but maybe I don’t want to ingest the fat and calories. Maybe I want to smell the aroma of a hot fudge sundae, and I want to taste it.  I just don’t want to ingest it. How’s that any different?
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7191 on: May 03, 2024, 09:31:04 AM »
In that case, it is mostly the same.  You want the sensory experience but not the downsides.  But that's definitely not the way most people would interpret munching a sandwich but spitting out each bite.  The first thing I (and I assume most people) think of is that it's wasting a perfectly good sandwich.

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7192 on: May 03, 2024, 09:37:53 AM »
Just because you don't inhale a cigar doesn't mean there is no downside.  It's still pretty bad similar to smoking cigarettes because a cigar is much more tobacco, but you leave the cancer to your mouth not lungs.  Not saying this to be the naysayer here.  I smoke weed.  I know there's risks, and like Hef, such is life and we're here for the good time, not long time.

Funny though how I spent 10 days in Amsterdam with my coworker and every night we'd go outside the hotel and he'd smoke a cigar and I'd smoke a joint and neither of us would budge to try each other's choice of smoke  :lol For what ever reason, I've just never liked tobacco.  My dad and uncles love their cigars.  I just can't do it.

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7193 on: May 03, 2024, 10:20:38 AM »
I woke up pissed off today.  :lol

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7194 on: May 03, 2024, 11:53:52 AM »
In that case, it is mostly the same.  You want the sensory experience but not the downsides.  But that's definitely not the way most people would interpret munching a sandwich but spitting out each bite.  The first thing I (and I assume most people) think of is that it's wasting a perfectly good sandwich.

Well, people have long been binging and purging.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7195 on: May 03, 2024, 01:34:22 PM »
Ah, that's true.  But it has always been wasteful, and wasting resources always bugs me.  Smoking a cigar is using it for its intended purpose.  Munching on something and then spitting it out, or actually eating it and later purging it on purpose, is wasteful.

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7196 on: May 03, 2024, 07:57:00 PM »
Just because you don't inhale a cigar doesn't mean there is no downside.  It's still pretty bad similar to smoking cigarettes because a cigar is much more tobacco, but you leave the cancer to your mouth not lungs.  Not saying this to be the naysayer here.  I smoke weed.  I know there's risks, and like Hef, such is life and we're here for the good time, not long time.

Funny though how I spent 10 days in Amsterdam with my coworker and every night we'd go outside the hotel and he'd smoke a cigar and I'd smoke a joint and neither of us would budge to try each other's choice of smoke  :lol For what ever reason, I've just never liked tobacco.  My dad and uncles love their cigars.  I just can't do it.

I'm much more a weed guy but I personally enjoy cigars, but I really struggle to find ones that I like. I remember when I had the hotel one of my guests who would start his day with a glass of wine and a cigar gave some and I really wish I took a pic of the label, those were so smooth.

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7197 on: May 04, 2024, 03:53:18 PM »
Smoking a cigar is about drawing the smoke into your mouth, enjoying the taste, smell, the very essence of it.  "Inhale" usually means drawing it into your lungs.  Do that, and you'll be coughing for the next ten minutes.

So, do cigarette smokers inhale then as opposed to cigars?  Are they different?

Serious question, I've never smoked anything in my life.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7198 on: May 04, 2024, 04:26:17 PM »
Yes, they inhail the smoke into their lungs.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7199 on: May 04, 2024, 04:47:04 PM »
But cigars you don't.  Huh, interesting.
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7200 on: May 04, 2024, 04:47:54 PM »
Yup. My wife did once and turned green. Lol
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7201 on: May 04, 2024, 05:44:41 PM »
the only thing i inhale is weed and good vibes
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7202 on: May 04, 2024, 07:13:22 PM »
I've never smoked a cigar. What is the appeal, out of curiosity? Smoking weed is definitely not done for the taste, though the smell of good bud is nice in itself.

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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7203 on: May 04, 2024, 07:27:40 PM »
Gnawing. Taste, aroma.  It's relaxing. 
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Re: Post Yur Piture Thead v. Surfin' Bird
« Reply #7204 on: May 05, 2024, 07:23:23 AM »
I will say it is relaxing. I smoke maybe 2 cigars a year but usually it'll be on the back porch in the fall. Put some music on and tune out.