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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: bout to crash on September 15, 2011, 04:25:36 AM
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No, really. It's stuck there. I think it's a cashew; I fucking hate cashews but I ate them anyway because they came with the mix. I tried lots of water/tilting my head back and tried throwing it up, now I'm trying bread because some random website said that works. Any other suggestions? I don't want to go to sleep and choke to death.
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Yeah, eating something is probably the best.
*waits for obligatory deep-throating joke*
rumborak
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I usually use bread for these cases, but exercise caution and start with small quantities.
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Thanks. Bread did not help so I stuck my finger down my throat. I would've been such a good bulimic. I think I got most of it but I still feel like there is some in there and can't tell if there is or my throat is just scratched. Drinking hot tea...
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As a paramedic I can tell You - eat some bread ;D
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*waits for obligatory deep-throating joke*
Yeah, the thread title is very, very tempting. :lol
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can't tell if there is or my throat is just scratched.
Yeah, I was gonna say, that's just bound to happen. It's all out, but it still feels like something foreign is in there because it's irritated.
rumborak
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*waits for obligatory deep-throating joke*
Yeah, the thread title is very, very tempting. :lol
Sorta what I was going for but I figured someone would at least give a suggestion before saying something like that... so thanks, Ralf :lol
I think my throat must just be irritated now but I might have some more bread before bed just in case.
Bread before bed.
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I think it's just psychological, or something. You probably got rid of it awhile ago but you're throat is still feeling it because it's not used to having big objects stuck in it (or...?).
Anyway, this one time I got a single grain of rice stuck in my throat. It was annoying. No matter what I did I felt like it wasn't moving, and then I finally said fuck it and went to bed. When I woke up, I obviously didn't feel it anymore because I'd forgotten completely about it.
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Oh yeah, pretty sure it's gone now but it was definitely there before because some of it came up. Eww.
because it's not used to having big objects stuck in it (or...?).
:eyebrows:
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I'm surprised no one has made a blow job joke yet.
BC
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It was me.....sorry...we tied a nut to the end of it...kinky shit....but fun.
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:D
I have recovered completely after sleeping ten hours.
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oh, well let's get a nut back in there, here i am good at this open wide as if you were at the dentist
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oh, well let's get a nut back in there, here i am good at this open wide as if you were at the dentist
Speaking from personal experiences, no doubt.
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Yeah, because my nuts go in lots of mouths
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Oh you.
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lol
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Yeah, because my nuts go in lots of mouths
And this is why you've been banned from kennels.
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oh shi...
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This thread is nuts.
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...which is why Kevin Moore approves of this thread, even though he has lost the taste for nuts.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/IMG_3060.jpg)
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(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/kevshmev/image008.jpg)
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:D
I have recovered completely after sleeping ten hours.
that's the usual recovery time after having handled my nuts
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:eyebrows:
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...which is why Kevin Moore approves of this thread, even though he has lost the taste for nuts.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/erotomaniac/IMG_3060.jpg)
Hey little buddy, you should get down from there, it's dangerous
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Can you believe it happened again? This time I accidentally the whole thing while taking a bite of my dinner :|
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I think you are doing this on porpouse now just to see how many jokes DTF can come up with ;)
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I think you are doing this on porpouse now just to see how many jokes DTF can come up with ;)
She doesn't have the balls to do that
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I think you are doing this on porpouse now just to see how many jokes DTF can come up with ;)
She doesn't have the balls to do that
Not in her throat at least.
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So she doesn't swallow
Deductive reasoning
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I do... it just doesn't always end well :|
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LOL, you're almost as bad as me. Or worse.
Not equal, though; I have no parallel.
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So she doesn't swallow
Deductive reasoning
I do... it just doesn't always end well :|
That's an interesting tidbit of information... on a *completely* unrelated note, wanna date?
Disclaimer: Just making the obvious joke. No stalker.
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deductive swallowing.
BC
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:rollin
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this thread sucks
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no u
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Twice in one week, that takes practice.
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:eyebrows:
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Lucky nut.
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Can you also start a Harley with no hands?
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No, but she can fist a Hummer into 3rd gear.
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LOL, you're almost as bad as me. Or worse.
Not equal, though; I have no parallel.
It doesn't end well for you either?
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No, but she can fist a Hummer into 3rd gear.
:hat
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LOL, you're almost as bad as me. Or worse.
Not equal, though; I have no parallel.
It doesn't end well for you either?
Most things don't end well for me. Except major homework assignments (like big projects) and major tests. I always do well with those.