Lonely Hearts Club Thread v. The Strong Grip

[ReaperKK]

when my nose is in the butthole it's not my favorite, I think I'vsaid here before that I am not an anus fan

[Prog Snob]

If I have to worry about a girl's ass stinking that bad, it's time to throw her back in the shower. 

[bout to crash]

, it happens

[sylvan]

, shit happens

FTFY 

Coming from a first time 69er,  I'd be lying if I said that didn't cross my mind at least once . But only because that's the type of thing that crosses my mind when a hot chick goes to sit on my face, not because of any outside stimuli lol. I'm inclined to agree though that switching off is a better game plan. She couldn't really concentrate on her end.

[bout to crash]

Yeah, although I can see why the idea of doing each other simultaneously is sexy, I'd rather be able to give the other person's parts my full attention.

[Stadler]

Jesus fucking christ I am a pig.

Yeah, but that's not a new development 

It was VERY hot. There was like 3 hours of "foreplay" that made it very evident that the sex would have been fucking mind blowing! But, in talking to this OTHER chick about a FWB thing, there was a lot of sexual discussion. I haven't done any of that in a long time, so I told her I might not last that long first time around. I guess I was just laying the ground work for her to not be too disappointed. Soooo, needless to say I was, and still AM, a little thrown off by how things went down. Right now I'm gonna chalk it up as a mental hiccup. I KNOW that next time will transition into that a little more naturally.
I'm not so much depressed and curling into a ball, but more like WTF bro!

You might be able to spin that to your advantage, if you play your cards right.   ("My brain was in tune with your desire to hold off, and yadda yadda yadda...").

Don't let it ruin your arc. 

[Stadler]

69ing can indeed be very hot, but when my nose is in the butthole it's not my favorite, I think I'vsaid here before that I am not an anus fan

I prefer to concentrate on one thing at a time as well, but the forbidden paradise is kind of the thing that if it's bad, it's BAD (though I have been personally lucky in that regard), but if it's good, it's really good.  For whatever reason, a woman that is confident and comfortable enough to wave that in my face is all right with me.   

[Prog Snob]

Ugh...I'm so all over the place right now. One girl responded but she's seeing someone. However, she would like to be friends. Of course, the one who is into hiking and writing and goth and metal is the one that is already spoken for.  bah

[cramx3]

Sucks, supposed to have the date with the 23 year old tonight.  She confirmed plans with my yesterday, she wanted to come down by me so we are supposed to meet at the bar at my house around 7:30, but she has not responded to my text today so has me wondering if she will cancel.  Whatever if she does.

Another girl wants to go on a date on Saturday, I said yes, but we will see.  This girl is crazy and has lots of issues, but is ridiculously funny and we have some similar interests so I think it might be worth it just to grab a drink and chat, but I don't see anything serious with this girl.

Over the weekend I matched on tinder with a really really cute blond girl from Tennessee but she lives in the city, and given my last TinderSuccess, girls from the city are too much for me.  I almost want to just meet her though because she is so damn cute and probably has a nice southern charm.

Above all though, over the weekend I saw my friend who I hadn't seen in awhile and he noticed my weight loss so that was the first person to say something without knowing I've been working on it so that continues my motivation to keep at it and girls are not my priority at the moment.

[Prog Snob]

The 23 year old is that gorgeous one?  I should try Tinder again. I tried Zoosk for a bit but saw my ex-girlfriend on it and it destroyed me, so needless to say I cancelled that subscription.

[Chino]

Over the weekend I matched on tinder with a really really cute blond girl from Tennessee but she lives in the city, and given my last TinderSuccess, girls from the city are too much for me.  I almost want to just meet her though because she is so damn cute and probably has a nice southern charm.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[cramx3]

The 23 year old is that gorgeous one?  I should try Tinder again. I tried Zoosk for a bit but saw my ex-girlfriend on it and it destroyed me, so needless to say I cancelled that subscription.

Nope, that was shoregirl, she has not signed onto okc since she last messaged me last week which is why I think it's likely she is seeing someone. 

Never heard of zoosk.

[Prog Snob]

Don't use it.

[cramx3]

Don't use it.

Why not?  I'm not looking for a new app at the moment, but jsut curious why you say so.

Also, 23 year old confirmed date is on tonight. Excited to meet someone new for my first date in awhile (I dont count walks in the parks with people I didn't have interest in as dates).

[Prog Snob]

I don't know.     If you do, just don't message any 26 year olds from Staten Island. 

[cramx3]

I don't know.     If you do, just don't message any 26 year olds from Staten Island. 

Now you are making me want to just for the fun of it 

[Prog Snob]

I don't know.     If you do, just don't message any 26 year olds from Staten Island. 

Now you are making me want to just for the fun of it 

Nooooo... she's off limits.     Too much fallout from that relationship. 

[cramx3]

I don't know.     If you do, just don't message any 26 year olds from Staten Island. 

Now you are making me want to just for the fun of it 

Nooooo... she's off limits.     Too much fallout from that relationship.

Oh, I thought you were talking about in general, not a specific person  no thanks to your sloppy seconds

[Prog Snob]

I don't know.     If you do, just don't message any 26 year olds from Staten Island. 

Now you are making me want to just for the fun of it 

Nooooo... she's off limits.     Too much fallout from that relationship.

Oh, I thought you were talking about in general, not a specific person  no thanks to your sloppy seconds

 

Sloppy is putting it kindly.

[cramx3]

Date went well last night, I really had a nice evening.  She was wayyyy more talkative in person than through text which was nice and she was also ridiculously happy.  Like the first 5 minutes I actually thought I would be getting annoyed by how happy she was, but maybe that was just her way of being nervous and she calmed down shortly after, but still couldn't stop noticing how much she was smiling and being happy.  Gave all the body signs of having interest, lots of eye contact, legs facing me, did a quick kiss on the way out and the "good date follow up texts".  I'm curious if she will be more talkative now through text.  I didn't put much into this and I probably wont put much more, but I was pleasantly surprised with how well everything went and would definitely see her again.

[Prog Snob]

I'm glad to hear it went well. It seems like she was really feeling it last night which is a good sign.

[cramx3]

The 23 year old is that gorgeous one?  I should try Tinder again. I tried Zoosk for a bit but saw my ex-girlfriend on it and it destroyed me, so needless to say I cancelled that subscription.

Nope, that was shoregirl, she has not signed onto okc since she last messaged me last week which is why I think it's likely she is seeing someone. 

So she signed on this morning and responded to me... with her number! 

[Prog Snob]

The 23 year old is that gorgeous one?  I should try Tinder again. I tried Zoosk for a bit but saw my ex-girlfriend on it and it destroyed me, so needless to say I cancelled that subscription.

Nope, that was shoregirl, she has not signed onto okc since she last messaged me last week which is why I think it's likely she is seeing someone. 

So she signed on this morning and responded to me... with her number! 

[bout to crash]

Excellent! Hopefully you see her again soon.

The Russian is not much of a texter, which is fine but sometimes I start to feel insecure and need a bit of reassurance that the person is actually still into me since I've had people go from hot to cold quickly a couple of times. So I've texted him a few times the last couple of days and he is slow to respond but usually does. We actually made sort of solid plans for Friday, so that made me feel better. He's sooo much more responsive in person, obviously, it's just all that weird time in between dates when I start to overthink and question.

Um, I also may have sort of scheduled a threesome for Saturday

[cramx3]

The Russian is not much of a texter, which is fine but sometimes I start to feel insecure and need a bit of reassurance that the person is actually still into me since I've had people go from hot to cold quickly a couple of times. So I've texted him a few times the last couple of days and he is slow to respond but usually does. We actually made sort of solid plans for Friday, so that made me feel better. He's sooo much more responsive in person, obviously, it's just all that weird time in between dates when I start to overthink and question.

I get like this too.  I can understand when people are busy, but I start to wonder where I stand when a person consistently doesn't respond in a timely fashion.

Um, I also may have sort of scheduled a threesome for Saturday

 

[Prog Snob]

Since we're on the topic of threesomes, my first sexual experience was actually a threesome.

[axeman90210]

Sounds like storytime 

[Stadler]

Um, I also may have sort of scheduled a threesome for Saturday

As much as I am interested in hearing the details, I have to ask:  how do you "sort of" schedule a threesome?  I've never actually HAD a threesome, but I'm wondering if perhaps I have ever "sort of" had one.   

[cramx3]

Since I had discussed my sister's recent and shocking engagement here, I might as well continue.  On Sunday the family went out for dinner for Mother's day.  My first time seeing my sister and her new fiance since the engagement.  They came seperately from the rest of the family since they were going to his parents after.  The ride up to the restaurant I found out my older sister grilled the new fiance at dinner the night before  essentailly asking all the questions that we all wanted to ask.  He apparantly didn't have a lot of answers and a couple times had to leave the table.  I wish I was there for that!  But he didn't leave or dodge anything, just struggled and was likely extremely caught off guard.  I got some more information about him, information that is not good.  He was dishonorably discharged from the army for drugs.  He has a 9 year old son.  And according to my brother in law, he has lived a life of constantly making mistakes.  The way they met is through a church that helped both my sister and him recover from their bad life choices.  So he doesnt do drugs or drink anymore, but I couldn't help but tell my parents this whole thing seems like another bad choice by him.  A total rush.  Either way, he was nice during dinner and didn't get grilled by anyone, but I have a hard time accepting all of this.  They are getting married July 8th.  They are under contract to buy a house, a house that since neither him nor my sister have a real job, that my father is technically buying!  I warned my Dad about them bleeding every dollar out of him.  It's so quick and so foolish IMO and I hate everything about it.

[TioJorge]

The last sentence pretty much captures it. That sounds like a horrible/hilarious scene in a movie or some shit. Wow.

Well, let us know when it goes to shit.

#MakeMarriageGreatAgain

[Prog Snob]

Um, I also may have sort of scheduled a threesome for Saturday

As much as I am interested in hearing the details, I have to ask:  how do you "sort of" schedule a threesome?  I've never actually HAD a threesome, but I'm wondering if perhaps I have ever "sort of" had one. 

I thought she was just being coy by wording it that way.

Sounds like storytime 

Quick story. I don't want to go into details so that everyone is faptastically fellating their fingers.

I was dating this girl Jill. She had a best friend named Fawn. They hooked up plenty of times before I ever starting dating Jill. While I was dating Jill, I started seeing Fawn on the side. One night they came by my house and one thing led to another, and boom, I wasn't a virgin anymore. No alcohol involved. It seems that many people have their sexual exploitations due to alcohol and/or drugs. None were involved in my situation. It was just three people horny as fuck.

Post script to the story. Jill eventually found out I was fucking Fawn on the side, so we broke up and Fawn and I started dating. During that, I started to see Jill again on the side. Fawn found out and broke up with me so I wound up back with Jill. Fawn came to see me at work one day and she apologized for overreacting and wanted to hang out so we hooked up behind the store. Someone that I worked with saw us and told Jill (Jill worked there too). Jill found out, dumped me. I wound up with  Fawn for a couple of more months and then ended it all.

Yes, highly ridiculous and confusing. 

[cramx3]

Mostly just ridiculous  but sounds like a good time and I'm surprised there weren't more threesomes considering the three of you kept going back and forth.  Should have just turned mormon.

[Prog Snob]

Mostly just ridiculous  but sounds like a good time and I'm surprised there weren't more threesomes considering the three of you kept going back and forth.  Should have just turned mormon.

Post-postscript by the way. Fawn got arrested in Pennsylvania a few years back for prostitution.

The threesomes stopped because after the first cheating incident, they stopped being best friends.

[cramx3]

Fawn got arrested in Pennsylvania a few years back for prostitution.

yikes.

Looks like 23 year old and I have a second date for Friday.  That date I had tentatively scheduled for Saturday I am going to cancel, if that crazy girl ever even responds to me.  She planned the date for Saturday and then stopped responding to me, that was Sunday night/Monday morning.  But I think my date Friday night solidifies my cancellation for Saturday because I need one night with the guys too.

[Prog Snob]

Fawn got arrested in Pennsylvania a few years back for prostitution.

yikes.

Looks like 23 year old and I have a second date for Friday.  That date I had tentatively scheduled for Saturday I am going to cancel, if that crazy girl ever even responds to me.  She planned the date for Saturday and then stopped responding to me, that was Sunday night/Monday morning.  But I think my date Friday night solidifies my cancellation for Saturday because I need one night with the guys too.

That's awesome. Let's hope it goes as well as the first one.