Hope I don't miss some people on this.
Smartest member: rumborak, even if we disagree on some things
Funniest member: Dark_lol or LHK, but there are a lot
Coolest member: Splent, really
Friendliest member: Veronica
Best poster: Accordingly, ariich.
Best thread starter: Nick
Best moderator: bosk I guess
Biggest postwhore: numbers
Angriest member: Borlag
Most cheerful: Volk
Most sensible: Phantasmatron, my sensible bro
Most likely to join a cult: Emindead (I'm kidding!)
Most likely to be successful: Fiery Winds, he is definitely on the right path
Most likely to cry for five days straight if the forum breaks down: Chino
Most likely to be elected president: hefdaddy42, duh
Most likely to be genuinely insane: andyDT of course
Most likely to still be posting here in fifteen years' time: This guy right here *points to self*
Most likely to leave by the end of 2010: hopefully no one
Most likely to disagree with you just for the fun of it: lat or UMH, cool kids that have some very differing traits than myself, but it's all good.
Most likely to secretly be a wizard: BlobVanDamn
Most likely to secretly be Kevin Moore: KevSchmev
Most likely to move in together: Sigz and I
Most educational poster: hefdaddy42 or rumborak, but there are a good handful
Most diplomatic: sonatafanica, Adami
Most attractive: any of the current girl posters above the age of 18
Most trustworthy: Super Dude, reallly great guy
Most reliable: el barto, he's the man
Most bizarre: True Life of Death (the ink stuff and such)
Most chilled out: axeman1234567890, my other bro
Maturest member: yeshua4, really guy IRL
Biggest Dream Theater fanboy: lol
Best absentee: Dreamsryche, wish he still posted
Best vocabulary: j, yorost, sirbradford, really well-rounded
Best taste in music (other than yourself): bosk, our favorite bands match pretty well
Best one-liners: guitarded, phant, and LHK
The Nick award for excellence in the field of failure: Nick
Who would you most like to meet in real life: hefdaddy, and it almost happened. Really, I would like to meet everyone.