So there's this cone.

[kaos2900]

As much as I love this thread, I would have stolen than cone a long time ago.

[Prog Snob]

As much as I love this thread, I would have stolen than cone a long time ago.

Thirteen pages in, are you the first to suggest this?  I don't even remember.

[black_biff_stadler]

I say you paint it like an ice cream cone, seal the hole in the top, turn it upside down, fill it with ice cream, and sit there eating from it the next day as she arrives to her parking spot.

[millahh]

As much as I love this thread, I would have stolen than cone a long time ago.

Thirteen pages in, are you the first to suggest this?  I don't even remember.

I actually prefer the reverse approach, from a pure humor standpoint:  Obtain 3-4 cones of your own, and add them to her spot, so she comes in one morning to find four or five cones awaiting her.

[Prog Snob]

As much as I love this thread, I would have stolen than cone a long time ago.

Thirteen pages in, are you the first to suggest this?  I don't even remember.

I actually prefer the reverse approach, from a pure humor standpoint:  Obtain 3-4 cones of your own, and add them to her spot, so she comes in one morning to find four or five cones awaiting her.

That would be even more funny.

[Cool Chris]

Lay her cone [Freudian slip] down, have your cones surrounding it, and throw some plain yogurt on her cone to create a cone bukkake scene.

[lonestar]

Or find one of these....

Lay her come down, have your cones surrounding it, and throw some plain yogurt on her to create a cone bukkake scene.

 

[Lucien]

Lay her cone [Freudian slip] down, have your cones surrounding it, and throw some plain yogurt on her cone to create a cone bukkake scene.

[bout to crash]

As much as I love this thread, I would have stolen than cone a long time ago.

Thirteen pages in, are you the first to suggest this?  I don't even remember.

Nah, a few of us did in the beginning

[Prog Snob]

As much as I love this thread, I would have stolen than cone a long time ago.

Thirteen pages in, are you the first to suggest this?  I don't even remember.

Nah, a few of us did in the beginning

It has been a blur of coney goodness. You're probably right.

[bout to crash]

I'm certain, because I think one of the first things I said was that I probably would have stolen it by now

[Prog Snob]

I'm certain, because I think one of the first things I said was that I probably would have stolen it by now

First page, yes.  I gave in and checked. 

[Stadler]

Am I shallow? Am I the only one wondering if a) she's cute (I think the "hot" ship has sailed) and b) whether this is part of some elaborate mating ritual? 

 

[jammindude]

IKR??  This would be SO EASY to turn into a rom-com.   

[bout to crash]

 

There have already been pics snuck of her, but obviously not great ones. She looked attractive but very... type A.

[orcus116]

Am I shallow? Am I the only one wondering if a) she's cute (I think the "hot" ship has sailed) and b) whether this is part of some elaborate mating ritual? 

 

That'd make for an amazing "Tell us, how did you guys meet?" story.

[Podaar]

Right up until Chino's girlfriend strolled up and punted his balls.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Chino's girlfriend

This is why nobody took this:

In her defense, timing is everything. Get there at 7:25 and there are plenty of spaces. Get there at 7:35 and you're going down at least one level.

And suggested that if the lady were to start "going down one level", Chino would keep her spot saving cone ruse a secret from the parking management.

[Podaar]

Someone needs to write on the cone: "The winning Powerball numbers are: 05 06 19 27 14 & 57" That sucker would disappear for sure.

[Randaran]

Someone needs to write on the cone: "The winning Powerball numbers are: 05 06 19 27 14 & 57" That sucker would disappear for sure.

So close! 

[Podaar]

 

Not even close.

[Randaran]

It's fixed now

[MetalJunkie]

I was going to dig this thread up this morning, but you already posted here.

Maybe it's the blurriness of the photo but it looks like she's built like a linebacker in that last photo.

Oh damn, it's Clay Matthews.

Go ahead and accept the loss, Chino.

[Dr. DTVT]

Chino, why you post no updates?

[Chino]

Chino, why you post no updates?

It's more or less the same every day now. I've been getting to work earlier, so I get a better space than the one the woman has reserved. I did see someone else parked in her space today with her cone off to the side. Maybe someone else is fed up.

[cramx3]

Chino, why you post no updates?

It's more or less the same every day now. I've been getting to work earlier, so I get a better space than the one the woman has reserved. I did see someone else parked in her space today with her cone off to the side. Maybe someone else is fed up.

Or maybe its someone from DTF

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Stadler.

[Ben_Jamin]

The cone is losing its stranglehold, people are saying "Fuck the cone." Conelady's power is diminishing.

[Stadler]

I wish.  You have no idea how badly I wanted to go down there and see this for mine own eyes. 

[TioJorge]

All good things must come to an end.

The saga of the cone was a good one, and surely will be posted in the next "Great things to happen in DTF" years down the line when the inevitable DTF.gov is created in the year 2066 and Bosk runs for President of The Great Northern Empire.

[Stadler]

But there's too many questions left unanswered!!!  We need this to go out in a bang, not a fizzle!!

[Chino]

There's a guy outside my building that sells roses out of a van. I was thinking about leaving one at the cone's base with a note that says "the internet thanks you"

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

[Prog Snob]

Brilliant. Just don't put it's from us because seeing DTF might not have the intended consequences.

[hefdaddy42]

There's a guy outside my building that sells roses out of a van. I was thinking about leaving one at the cone's base with a note that says "the internet thanks you"