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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #385 on: December 15, 2015, 01:39:57 PM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #386 on: December 15, 2015, 01:44:26 PM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #387 on: December 15, 2015, 01:56:10 PM »
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I'm sure that the mods can rectify this.

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #388 on: December 15, 2015, 01:58:03 PM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #389 on: December 15, 2015, 02:05:36 PM »
nice tag-team effort, RJ.

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for those that weren't here earlier... : chino2 : did not = :chino2: until RJ posted an actual avatar of a cone.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #390 on: December 16, 2015, 01:09:31 AM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #391 on: December 16, 2015, 06:43:42 PM »
dammit I need updates to sustain my will to live.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #392 on: December 17, 2015, 05:32:22 AM »
I think Chino has been held up in a dingy motel with conelady somewhere along 84.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #393 on: December 17, 2015, 05:54:10 AM »
Sorry everyone. I've been getting to work late these last few days. The office is in Christmas mode.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #394 on: December 17, 2015, 01:00:09 PM »
Quote from: Chino on December 17, 2015, 05:54:10 AM
Sorry everyone. I've been getting to work late these last few days. The office is in Christmas mode.

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And the woman is in cone mode.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #395 on: December 18, 2015, 03:43:59 PM »
Quote from: Chino on December 17, 2015, 05:54:10 AM
Sorry everyone. I've been getting to work late these last few days. The office is in Christmas mode.

That's all good, get her back into a false sense of security then back to the shenanigans.  :tup
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #396 on: December 19, 2015, 08:19:19 AM »
Quote from: wolfking on December 18, 2015, 03:43:59 PM
Quote from: Chino on December 17, 2015, 05:54:10 AM
Sorry everyone. I've been getting to work late these last few days. The office is in Christmas mode.

That's all good, get her back into a false sense of security then back to the shenanigans.  :tup

That's exactly right!  The eye of the hurricane!!!
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #397 on: December 19, 2015, 11:56:40 PM »
You should buy a bunch of cones and fill her entire parking spot with them so she has to move every single one of them. As an added suggestion, cover them in Vaseline so they're slippery and slimy.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #398 on: December 21, 2015, 09:03:40 AM »
WTF no update?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #399 on: December 21, 2015, 09:05:41 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 21, 2015, 09:03:40 AM
WTF no update?

Nope. Garage was practically empty this morning. Lots of people in Hartford taking the next two weeks off (I'm gone come Wednesday). I got a spot about twelve closer than hers, and there were several open spaces in between.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #400 on: December 21, 2015, 09:15:59 AM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #401 on: December 21, 2015, 09:51:07 AM »
Quote from: Chino on December 21, 2015, 09:05:41 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 21, 2015, 09:03:40 AM
WTF no update?

Nope. Garage was practically empty this morning. Lots of people in Hartford taking the next two weeks off (I'm gone come Wednesday). I got a spot about twelve closer than hers, and there were several open spaces in between.

Empty garage is perfect for some foul play with that cone
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #402 on: December 21, 2015, 11:23:59 AM »
MAN ARRESTED FOR MOLESTING INNOCENT CONE
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #403 on: December 21, 2015, 04:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Chino on December 21, 2015, 09:05:41 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 21, 2015, 09:03:40 AM
WTF no update?

Nope. Garage was practically empty this morning. Lots of people in Hartford taking the next two weeks off (I'm gone come Wednesday). I got a spot about twelve closer than hers, and there were several open spaces in between.

As a Christmas gift, maybe she comes in to find like 15 cones in her spot, instead of just the one?  Y'know, so she'll have some spares?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #404 on: December 21, 2015, 04:13:26 PM »
If we're talking Christmas gifts, I think a better one would be a Madonna bra with a card that says, "I hear you like cones.  Merry Christmas.  Signed, the Cone Man."
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #405 on: December 22, 2015, 12:17:04 PM »
Quote from: Chino on December 21, 2015, 09:05:41 AM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on December 21, 2015, 09:03:40 AM
WTF no update?

Nope. Garage was practically empty this morning. Lots of people in Hartford taking the next two weeks off (I'm gone come Wednesday). I got a spot about twelve closer than hers, and there were several open spaces in between.

Did she still use the cone
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #406 on: December 22, 2015, 01:33:20 PM »
And if so, what did she use it for (other than reserving a parking space, that is)?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #407 on: December 22, 2015, 02:37:00 PM »
Quote from: bosk1 on December 21, 2015, 04:13:26 PM
If we're talking Christmas gifts, I think a better one would be a Madonna bra with a card that says, "I hear you like cones.  Merry Christmas.  Signed, the Cone Man."

That.... is the best idea I've seen yet!  Teen-age vtgrad appreciates your vision of the future!

Somebody needs to re-work the Spoonman lyrics to Coneman lyrics... "feel the rhythm in your hands" indeed.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #408 on: January 06, 2016, 05:35:57 AM »
Let's start 2016 off right. Finally got her in the act! I was going to plow over her cone, but there was a spot close to the exit I didn't want to pass up. I like her technique of stopping right in the middle of traffic.



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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #409 on: January 06, 2016, 05:39:00 AM »
I was going to dig this thread up this morning, but you already posted here.

Maybe it's the blurriness of the photo but it looks like she's built like a linebacker in that last photo.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #410 on: January 06, 2016, 05:42:13 AM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on January 06, 2016, 05:39:00 AM
I was going to dig this thread up this morning, but you already posted here.

Maybe it's the blurriness of the photo but it looks like she's built like a linebacker in that last photo.

It's winter in CT. People bundle up.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #411 on: January 06, 2016, 05:44:59 AM »
It's so that if she ever catches Chino, she can tackle him like a linebacker.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #412 on: January 06, 2016, 05:52:50 AM »
I don't really understand the setup of the newest set of pictures. Isn't the cone supposed to be in front of a parking spot? Why was it in the middle of the actual parking garage travel way?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #413 on: January 06, 2016, 05:55:26 AM »
Quote from: Chino on January 06, 2016, 05:42:13 AM

It's winter in CT. People bundle up.


Naturally. The cool air hasn't skipped over NYC, unfortunately.


Quote from: BlackInk on January 06, 2016, 05:44:59 AM
It's so that if she ever catches Chino, she can tackle him like a linebacker.

Now that would be a sight.


Quote from: orcus116 on January 06, 2016, 05:52:50 AM
I don't really understand the setup of the newest set of pictures. Isn't the cone supposed to be in front of a parking spot? Why was it in the middle of the actual parking garage travel way?

Are you questioning the logic of a woman who feels delusions of grandeur in regards to parking spaces?   ;)
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #414 on: January 06, 2016, 05:59:02 AM »
Quote from: orcus116 on January 06, 2016, 05:52:50 AM
I don't really understand the setup of the newest set of pictures. Isn't the cone supposed to be in front of a parking spot? Why was it in the middle of the actual parking garage travel way?

It is in front of a spot. The angle makes it tricky. For some reason she's been leaving it out further than usual. It's been like that every day this week so far. Maybe someone else is pulling it away from the spot hoping a garage employee will notice it or something. But you can see that she moves it out of the way of the spot and butts it up against the support column.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #415 on: January 06, 2016, 06:10:32 AM »
Maybe she leaves it farther out in front because she's enticing whoever has been plowing it over. You see, she's filled it with cement to get revenge on her secret rival! Since she's built like a linebacker, she can easily move it while disguising its new weight.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #416 on: January 06, 2016, 08:33:53 AM »
the thread lives.

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #417 on: January 06, 2016, 08:37:03 AM »
Quote from: T-ski on January 06, 2016, 08:33:53 AM
the thread lives.

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Word.

What a weirdo. Obviously there are other and sometimes better spots available when she comes. What is the point?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #418 on: January 06, 2016, 08:52:18 AM »
Quote from: bout to crash on January 06, 2016, 08:37:03 AM
Quote from: T-ski on January 06, 2016, 08:33:53 AM
the thread lives.

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Word.

What a weirdo. Obviously there are other and sometimes better spots available when she comes. What is the point?

In her defense, timing is everything. Get there at 7:25 and there are plenty of spaces. Get there at 7:35 and you're going down at least one level.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #419 on: January 06, 2016, 09:41:53 AM »
Quote from: Chino on January 06, 2016, 08:52:18 AM
Quote from: bout to crash on January 06, 2016, 08:37:03 AM
Quote from: T-ski on January 06, 2016, 08:33:53 AM
the thread lives.

all is right in the world.

Word.

What a weirdo. Obviously there are other and sometimes better spots available when she comes. What is the point?

In her defense, timing is everything. Get there at 7:25 and there are plenty of spaces. Get there at 7:35 and you're going down at least one level.

Perhaps her logic is to keep the same spot every day because it's not so close that she thinks most people will notice or care about the cone (who wants to park beside the column anyway... unless it's the only spot), and it's not so far away as to make her uncomfortable with the walk and she's staying on that level. 

As an aside, I wonder what she thinks of the driver that is passing her while she's moving the cone?  She honestly seems to not care what the other parker's think as long as she gets the spot she's ENTITLED to.  The cone is her Muse... she cares not what anyone else thinks but the cone.  Powerful the cone has become...
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