The cone needs to become the Festivus pole of the 21st century.
DTF: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Cone Lady. Chino tells me your parking skills stink!
Chino: Oh, God.
DTF: Quiet Chino, you'll get your GMO-free soy-burger in a minute. Cone Lady, you couldn't find your own parking spot if you had a garage full of.. I lost my train of thought.
Cone Lady's Boss: Cone woman!
Cone Lady: Boss! How'd you know I park here?
Cone Lady's Boss: Stadler told me.
Stadler: It's a Festivus miracle! Someone took my very reasonable advice!
DTF: So, I guess this is the ugly girl I've been hearing about.
Cone Lady: Hey, those photos were too blurry to determine my hotness. Give me a break.