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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #210 on: December 02, 2015, 07:21:50 PM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #211 on: December 02, 2015, 08:23:25 PM »
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Get 'er to make the cone smell like cod.

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #212 on: December 02, 2015, 09:02:06 PM »
I can't believe I stopped following this thread 1/2 thru page 1.  Just got caught up.  Definitely thread of the year material.

I'm speech-less.

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #213 on: December 02, 2015, 09:45:32 PM »
It's incredible isn't it?

I want more cone car parking mania!!
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #214 on: December 03, 2015, 05:57:16 AM »
Chino should be pulling into the parking lot at any moment now.  :)

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #215 on: December 03, 2015, 06:08:28 AM »
So I nearly got caught on Monday, and cone Lady beat me to the punch yesterday and today. I'm thinking she has started coming in earlier due to my heroism. Funny thing is, now that she's coming earlier, she likely to not even need the cone  :lol The space I'm in was open. She passed it to get to her cone.



As you can see, she's changing up he wardrobe. The winter gear she's wearing breaks her black theme.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #216 on: December 03, 2015, 06:29:22 AM »
Why don't you just take the cone?
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #217 on: December 03, 2015, 06:31:34 AM »
Because of this thread.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #218 on: December 03, 2015, 06:35:50 AM »
Too blurry to determine hottness.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #219 on: December 03, 2015, 06:39:01 AM »
Quote from: cramx3 on December 03, 2015, 06:35:50 AM
Too blurry to determine hottness.

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #220 on: December 03, 2015, 06:54:32 AM »
This is legend.

So now, strategy.  Do you set the alarm for 15 minutes earlier, to beat her in?   Or let her little early spell lull her into a false sense of complacency?  And go back to the torment once she falls back into pattern (which she will if the early recon was accurate)? 

This is better than The Blacklist.   
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #221 on: December 03, 2015, 08:44:58 AM »
Yeah, I say go in earlier than her, move the cone behind someone else's car, then she'll think it's THAT person that's fucking with her.

I'm sure there'll be some fireworks at that point.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #222 on: December 03, 2015, 09:02:04 AM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #223 on: December 03, 2015, 09:17:24 AM »
Unless she's an utter moron you're probably close to the point where Johnny shows up at your house with a restraining order. I'd have pegged you as a stalker by now. That bright red Cooper you drive is a detriment to your anonymity.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #224 on: December 03, 2015, 10:25:52 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 03, 2015, 08:44:58 AM
Yeah, I say go in earlier than her, move the cone behind someone else's car, then she'll think it's THAT person that's fucking with her.

I like this.  Throw Johnny off the scent.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #225 on: December 03, 2015, 12:18:00 PM »
Thanks to the Microsoft Paint thread, I came to check out this thread to see what the hell the cone was about.  I anticipated reading a few posts to "get" the joke and be on my merry way but I ended up reading every single word of every page of this thread. 

Chino, you're my hero.  This is the greatest thread in the history of the internet. 

Have you considered putting the cone on top of her car?  I know that may be pushing the boundaries but the worst that can happen is a few unnoticeable scratches.  At best, she is relatively unnerved and confused that someone would take the time to do that but you have done nothing that could result in any legal action. 

If you do, please buy a gopro camera and set it up to catch her reaction.  I'm sure lots of us would chip in some cash.

If you don't want to go that route, maybe you could get several smaller cones and surround her car with them.  Again, a gopro would be necessary.  https://smile.amazon.com/Dazzling-Orange-Plastic-Traffic-Cones/dp/B00K293CIG/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1449169993&sr=8-3&keywords=orange+traffic+cones

No matter what you decide, please continue to keep us updated. 
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #226 on: December 03, 2015, 02:42:34 PM »
Easier than showing up earlier, just make sure you stay later than her.

EDIT:  Better yet   Slime it up with petrolium jelly the night before (nothing smelly, you want her to gung her hands up), and make sure you are early to record the fun the next morning.  Granted, you may get caught when you are cackling like a hyena...but sometimes you have to pay a small price for a great reward.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #227 on: December 03, 2015, 05:07:18 PM »
Quote from: cramx3 on December 03, 2015, 06:35:50 AM
Too blurry to determine hottness.

Doesn't look hot at all, disappointing.  She looks like a bitch actually, keep going Chino.
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 03, 2015, 08:44:58 AM
Yeah, I say go in earlier than her, move the cone behind someone else's car, then she'll think it's THAT person that's fucking with her.

I'm sure there'll be some fireworks at that point.

Not a bad idea.

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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #228 on: December 03, 2015, 06:30:06 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on December 03, 2015, 05:07:18 PM
Quote from: cramx3 on December 03, 2015, 06:35:50 AM
Too blurry to determine hottness.

Doesn't look hot at all, disappointing.  She looks like a bitch actually, keep going Chino.

Could be that she hasn't had a good lay in a while.  She might be a beast between the sheets.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #229 on: December 03, 2015, 06:45:29 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 03, 2015, 06:30:06 PM
Quote from: wolfking on December 03, 2015, 05:07:18 PM
Quote from: cramx3 on December 03, 2015, 06:35:50 AM
Too blurry to determine hottness.

Doesn't look hot at all, disappointing.  She looks like a bitch actually, keep going Chino.

Could be that she hasn't had a good lay in a while.  She might be a beast between the sheets.

This is normally the case.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #230 on: December 03, 2015, 06:47:42 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 02, 2015, 09:02:06 PM
Definitely thread of the year material.

I'm speech-less.

I love you DTF.

Yes yes & yes!
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #231 on: December 03, 2015, 06:51:36 PM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #232 on: December 04, 2015, 12:16:21 AM »
 :lol

The replies just keep getting better.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #233 on: December 04, 2015, 05:54:35 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 03, 2015, 06:30:06 PM
Quote from: wolfking on December 03, 2015, 05:07:18 PM
Quote from: cramx3 on December 03, 2015, 06:35:50 AM
Too blurry to determine hottness.

Doesn't look hot at all, disappointing.  She looks like a bitch actually, keep going Chino.

Could be that she hasn't had a good lay in a while.  She might be a beast between the sheets.

 :lol I was trying to give her the benefit of doubt with regards to the blurriness

What about if Chino just asks her to leave a cone out for him as well.  Tell her you know her secret and if she doesnt want to get busted she needs to double up and get you a spot as well.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #234 on: December 04, 2015, 06:01:20 AM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #235 on: December 04, 2015, 11:26:05 AM »
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #236 on: December 04, 2015, 02:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Chino on December 03, 2015, 06:08:28 AM
I'm thinking she has started coming in earlier due to my heroism.

Because, he's not the hero she wants...but the hero she needs.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #237 on: December 04, 2015, 04:22:15 PM »
I am disappoint from the lack of update.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #238 on: December 04, 2015, 10:54:45 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 04, 2015, 04:22:15 PM
I am disappoint from the lack of update.

Ehhh, it's Friday.  Maybe they, typically, come in at a later time or something. 
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #239 on: December 05, 2015, 05:51:12 AM »
Sorry ya'll. Took a half day on Thursday and went down to Newark. Got back last night.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #240 on: December 05, 2015, 09:04:07 AM »
Just read the whole thread......Brian, this is great!!! You should really confuse here and buy a bright yellow cone and replace the orange one with it.
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #241 on: December 05, 2015, 10:41:48 AM »
Quote from: Chino on December 05, 2015, 05:51:12 AM
Sorry ya'll. Took a half day on Thursday and went down to Newark. Got back last night.

Why on Earth would you do a thing like that??  :P
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #242 on: December 05, 2015, 10:58:59 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 05, 2015, 09:04:07 AM
Just read the whole thread......Brian, this is great!!! You should really confuse here and buy a bright yellow cone and replace the orange one with it.

Simple yet brilliant. Even save some cash and just spray paint it with "DTF WUZ HERE!!!!"
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #243 on: December 05, 2015, 11:05:02 AM »
Quote from: Chino on December 05, 2015, 05:51:12 AM
Sorry ya'll. Took a half day on Thursday and went down to Newark. Got back last night.

Newark, NJ?  Thirty minutes from me and you couldn't stop by and say hello.   ;)   
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Re: So there's this cone.
« Reply #244 on: December 06, 2015, 10:34:57 AM »
This is brilliant! Needs to be turned into a double-disc rock opera.  :P
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