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Zydar is my new hero. I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.