I think Walt is secretly fucking Marie and that Hank sometimes calls her Gale (her maiden name) so he thinks that the book belongs to Marie and that Walt is her orgasm star. Jesse turns out to be Santa Claus lab assistant and the money are the presents. Saul and Hank hook up after Saul is finished with his operation. Jane is the first zombie before they transition into Dead In The Middle.
THEORIES. THEY COME FROM SPACE AND ASSES.
Just FYI...cancer does not make you lose your hair, chemotherapy does...and it's fairly common that after long-term treatment and/or dosage differentiations, hair will grow back. (Usually in a different texture/sometimes color than it originally was...and if anyone thinks Walt actually looks healthier in the flash-forwards than he does now...you're blind)
The hobo!? I mean...is that srsly srs? No wai. U Joakstr.
Tear-stained-bong Jesse
So...it's 103 degrees where I am and...I'm watching the scene in the desert where Jesse and Walt are walking back from the Tuco shootout. I...I feel their pain...fucking Texas. Hell's asshole.