Author Topic: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out! (Read 342328 times)

Orbert · « **Reply #1645 on:** March 16, 2014, 08:56:38 PM »

I don't remember you moving up here. I remember a while back, you were thinking about it. Where are you now?

TAC · « **Reply #1646 on:** March 17, 2014, 12:28:15 PM »

Quote from: splent on March 16, 2014, 05:18:43 PM

Did I ever say I'm in this group now? I turn 31 next month.

Orbert since I've last posted I've moved much closer to you, I don't know if I've said that or not.

Besides age, Forgetfulness is one of the first tests you have to .. um.. pass before you enter the club!

splent · « **Reply #1647 on:** March 17, 2014, 06:32:16 PM »

Quote from: Orbert on March 16, 2014, 08:56:38 PM

I don't remember you moving up here. I remember a while back, you were thinking about it. Where are you now?

Hoffman Estates... and I teach in Round Lake now. So yeah.

Orbert · « **Reply #1648 on:** March 17, 2014, 07:25:21 PM »

Yeah, you're closer. We're in Northbrook. I taught at Hoffman Estates when we first moved here to Illinois. Good school, but a tough gig. I didn't make it.

Zook · « **Reply #1649 on:** July 01, 2014, 03:52:27 PM »

So I'll be 30 next year, but I had to eat prunes this morning so I could poop. Can I join your Fogey Club a year early?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1650 on:** July 01, 2014, 03:55:12 PM »

I have 2 years until I am in this club

Orbert · « **Reply #1651 on:** July 01, 2014, 04:05:15 PM »

Quote from: Zook on July 01, 2014, 03:52:27 PM

So I'll be 30 next year, but I had to eat prunes this morning so I could poop. Can I join your Fogey Club a year early?

Wow, that's a tough one. You're still short of the age cutoff, but there is the prune corollary.

I think it goes to a tiebreaker. Are you a hot female?

Zook · « **Reply #1652 on:** July 01, 2014, 04:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Orbert on July 01, 2014, 04:05:15 PM

Quote from: Zook on July 01, 2014, 03:52:27 PM
So I'll be 30 next year, but I had to eat prunes this morning so I could poop. Can I join your Fogey Club a year early?

Wow, that's a tough one. You're still short of the age cutoff, but there is the prune corollary.

I think it goes to a tiebreaker. Are you a hot female?

I can be.

El Barto · « **Reply #1653 on:** July 01, 2014, 05:46:28 PM »

Hey, I thought we were looking to up the age to 40? The only people who find 30 old are all 29.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1654 on:** July 01, 2014, 05:51:02 PM »

Quote from: El Barto on July 01, 2014, 05:46:28 PM

Hey, I thought we were looking to up the age to 40? The only people who find 30 old are all 29.

Agreed.

Got up at 3:35am to drive 1:45 minutes to go help another site in Maine today and got home at 7:15. I'm feeling it now. The couch is calling me.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1655 on:** July 01, 2014, 06:57:54 PM »

Quote from: Orbert on July 01, 2014, 04:05:15 PM

Quote from: Zook on July 01, 2014, 03:52:27 PM
So I'll be 30 next year, but I had to eat prunes this morning so I could poop. Can I join your Fogey Club a year early?

You're still short

Careful... he takes offense to that.

As for membership, I agree with El Barto. The fogey club has been upped to 40 as a minimum age requirement. Go start a mini-fogey club.

Zook · « **Reply #1656 on:** July 01, 2014, 07:00:46 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 01, 2014, 06:57:54 PM

Quote from: Orbert on July 01, 2014, 04:05:15 PM
Quote from: Zook on July 01, 2014, 03:52:27 PM
So I'll be 30 next year, but I had to eat prunes this morning so I could poop. Can I join your Fogey Club a year early?

You're still short

Careful... he takes offense to that.

As for membership, I agree with El Barto. The fogey club has been upped to 40 as a minimum age requirement. Go start a mini-fogey club.

Will do, cue ball.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1657 on:** July 01, 2014, 07:04:42 PM »

Quote from: Zook on July 01, 2014, 07:00:46 PM

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 01, 2014, 06:57:54 PM
Quote from: Orbert on July 01, 2014, 04:05:15 PM
Quote from: Zook on July 01, 2014, 03:52:27 PM
So I'll be 30 next year, but I had to eat prunes this morning so I could poop. Can I join your Fogey Club a year early?

You're still short

Careful... he takes offense to that.

As for membership, I agree with El Barto. The fogey club has been upped to 40 as a minimum age requirement. Go start a mini-fogey club.

Will do, cue ball.

It's more like a Ban roll-on stick. Oh, wait... you're not old enough to get that reference.

Zook · « **Reply #1658 on:** July 01, 2014, 07:14:22 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 01, 2014, 07:04:42 PM

Quote from: Zook on July 01, 2014, 07:00:46 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on July 01, 2014, 06:57:54 PM
Quote from: Orbert on July 01, 2014, 04:05:15 PM
Quote from: Zook on July 01, 2014, 03:52:27 PM
So I'll be 30 next year, but I had to eat prunes this morning so I could poop. Can I join your Fogey Club a year early?

You're still short

Careful... he takes offense to that.

As for membership, I agree with El Barto. The fogey club has been upped to 40 as a minimum age requirement. Go start a mini-fogey club.

Will do, cue ball.

It's more like a Ban roll-on stick. Oh, wait... you're not old enough to get that reference.

With the power of the Google, I am now!

Jaq · « **Reply #1659 on:** July 01, 2014, 07:27:29 PM »

Aww damn, I'm old enough for the old fogey club?

El Barto · « **Reply #1660 on:** July 01, 2014, 07:36:17 PM »

Zook isn't even old enough for the mini-thread, so he had to make the cutoff 29. That's fucking choice.

The 30-40 year olds should commandeer the thread and boot his young ass out til his birthday.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1661 on:** July 01, 2014, 07:59:59 PM »

Make it so.

wolfking · « **Reply #1662 on:** July 01, 2014, 08:02:40 PM »

Just realised that I can join this club.

Fuck Zook's thread.

El Barto · « **Reply #1663 on:** July 01, 2014, 08:17:32 PM »

Quote from: wolfking on July 01, 2014, 08:02:40 PM

Just realised that I can join this club.

Fuck Zook's thread.

Yeah, actually you can't. I guess we're waiting on Tick to amend the thread title.

On the bright side, at least you outrank Zook in his own thread.

Zook · « **Reply #1664 on:** July 01, 2014, 09:01:16 PM »

He can't outrank me if he's not invited.

Take that, kangaroo fucker!

wolfking · « **Reply #1665 on:** July 02, 2014, 05:19:29 AM »

Quote from: El Barto on July 01, 2014, 08:17:32 PM

Quote from: wolfking on July 01, 2014, 08:02:40 PM
Just realised that I can join this club.

Fuck Zook's thread.
Yeah, actually you can't. I guess we're waiting on Tick to amend the thread title.

On the bright side, at least you outrank Zook in his own thread.

Why the fuck not, the thread title says so, I'm in, yes?

wolfking · « **Reply #1666 on:** July 02, 2014, 05:20:39 AM »

Quote from: Zook on July 01, 2014, 09:01:16 PM

He can't outrank me if he's not invited.

Take that, kangaroo fucker!

Tick · « **Reply #1667 on:** July 02, 2014, 06:16:38 AM »

This is the place real fogies hang. Accept no cheap substitute!

GERITOL!!!!!

wkiml · « **Reply #1668 on:** July 02, 2014, 09:23:38 AM »

hit the half century mark a few weeks ago...officially an AARP member booyah

Podaar · « **Reply #1669 on:** July 02, 2014, 10:35:10 AM »

Could we PLEASE raise the entrance age to 40! Please! I have two children who would currently qualify for this thread

Orbert · « **Reply #1670 on:** July 02, 2014, 11:09:59 AM »

Holy shit, you must really be fucking old! I mean really, really old!

I didn't realize that you were that old, but now man, I see that you're really, really old.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1671 on:** July 02, 2014, 12:22:50 PM »

Quote from: Orbert on July 02, 2014, 11:09:59 AM

Holy shit, you must really be fucking old! I mean really, really old!

I didn't realize that you were that old, but now man, I see that you're really, really old.

Tell him what you think, what you really, really think......

Podaar · « **Reply #1672 on:** July 02, 2014, 01:36:10 PM »

Quote from: Orbert on July 02, 2014, 11:09:59 AM

Holy shit, you must really be fucking old! I mean really, really old!

I didn't realize that you were that old, but now man, I see that you're really, really old.

Not really...I simply started having kids at a very young age.

But that, in no way, should diminish your pride at delivering such a perfectly scathing put down. Well done!

Orbert · « **Reply #1673 on:** July 02, 2014, 03:05:35 PM »

Podaar · « **Reply #1674 on:** July 02, 2014, 03:25:15 PM »

Orbert · « **Reply #1675 on:** July 02, 2014, 03:56:35 PM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1676 on:** July 02, 2014, 04:08:07 PM »

The title should be, "The DTF Old As Mold Club. 40 is the new 30!"

Tick · « **Reply #1677 on:** July 02, 2014, 04:12:54 PM »

Quote from: El Barto on July 01, 2014, 08:17:32 PM

Quote from: wolfking on July 01, 2014, 08:02:40 PM
Just realised that I can join this club.

Fuck Zook's thread.
Yeah, actually you can't. I guess we're waiting on Tick to amend the thread title.

On the bright side, at least you outrank Zook in his own thread.

and just what would that amendment be?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1678 on:** July 02, 2014, 04:16:08 PM »

See above.

Change the admittance age to 40.

TAC · « **Reply #1679 on:** July 03, 2014, 06:39:14 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 02, 2014, 04:16:08 PM

See above.

Change the admittance age to 40.

Amen, brother.

News: Welcome back, Mike Portnoy!

Author Topic: The DTF Old As Mold Club v. 40 IS The New 30! Kids Stay Out! (Read 342328 times)