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I believe hashtags are meant to facilitate searching but I'm not sure.Anyway, turned 50 last week, so just checking in here, isn't this the AARP? #old #overthehill
Quote from: kirksnosehair on February 28, 2014, 10:09:50 AMI believe hashtags are meant to facilitate searching but I'm not sure.Anyway, turned 50 last week, so just checking in here, isn't this the AARP? #old #overthehillI keep getting AARP junk mail at home and kept throwing it out, than it dawned on me I turn 50 this year....now i'm reaching out to them for the discounts
You are correct sir. #scheduleacolonosopytheyarepainless
Quote from: Podaar on February 28, 2014, 10:22:00 AMYou are correct sir. #scheduleacolonosopytheyarepainlessyou might want to look at #newlowvolumeprepsoyoudonthavetoodrinkagallonofcrap
If you're drinking a gallon of crap you're doing it in reverse!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion
I wish my parents would have told me I'd become a girl and use lotion on my legs, elbows and my big belly when I dry up like a prune in the winter. You can go to hell old age.
Quote from: kingshmegland on March 04, 2014, 05:45:03 PMI wish my parents would have told me I'd become a girl and use lotion on my legs, elbows and my big belly when I dry up like a prune in the winter. You can go to hell old age.Shoulda taken Buffalo Bill's advice.
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 04, 2014, 06:38:08 PMQuote from: kingshmegland on March 04, 2014, 05:45:03 PMI wish my parents would have told me I'd become a girl and use lotion on my legs, elbows and my big belly when I dry up like a prune in the winter. You can go to hell old age.Shoulda taken Buffalo Bill's advice.I'm skeered to ask......
I'll start digging that well in the basement.
you...sick...old...fucks.....
That may be true, but now my knees, elbows, belly and bald head are soft and supple!
Quote from: Podaar on March 05, 2014, 06:14:14 AMThat may be true, but now my knees, elbows, belly and bald head are soft and supple!That's why one should never use lotion while fapping. "soft and supple" is never a good way to describe your Johnson.
I actually thought he was describing his tits.
Soft, supple and hairy.
Quote from: Prog Snob on March 05, 2014, 06:59:26 AMI actually thought he was describing his tits.Pecs, my dear young man, pecs. My chest has not quite gone to seed yet. I'm a good five years and 30 pounds away from having tits.
Quote from: kingshmegland on March 05, 2014, 07:11:16 AMSoft, supple and hairy.Actually, most of the hair on my body has fallen out over the years. Other than a stupid looking halo at about temple level on my noggin, my face and in my fucking ears and nostrils. What the hell? I used to have a nice Connery carpet on my chest and my legs were like Sasquatch's lover but now, hardly shit.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now?
Ok you guys are grossing me out!
Quote from: TAC on March 05, 2014, 12:19:23 PMOk you guys are grossing me out! Would it eliminate your gag reflex if I shaved this into my chest hair?
Ya know...we always joke about AARP...but maybe I need to take a look at some of the benefits they offer. I might be missing out on free pudding or Ensure!