One great way to make it on my very real imaginary universal hit list:
Don't put your blinker on whilst crossing multiple (or even one) lanes of traffic into a turn-only lane. Then, while you're stupid, useless, hairy ass is sitting there in the turn-only lane, a place of only turning, there's not even a god damn road in front of you...THEN PUT YOUR BLINKER ON. Cunts. Cunts are all over this fucking place.