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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2014, 07:30:32 PM »
Was Matt LaBlanc wasn't it?
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2014, 08:25:03 PM »
Yep
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2014, 08:28:21 PM »
Easy one;

Q: What was Al Bundy's biggest achievement?
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2014, 08:41:27 PM »
Matt LeBlanc




Who was Al's high school football rival, the d-lineman who failed to stop him as he scored his infamous fourth touchdown?

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2014, 08:49:15 PM »
Matt LeBlanc




Who was Al's high school football rival, the d-lineman who failed to stop him as he scored his infamous fourth touchdown?

Damn you.  You ruined my question!  :lol
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2014, 09:43:03 PM »
Q: What was Al Bundy's biggest achievement?

4 touchdowns in one game.

Who was Al's high school football rival, the d-lineman who failed to stop him as he scored his infamous fourth touchdown?

Spare Tire :lol the actor who played Hightower on Police Academy.

What does Steve Rhoads do for a living when he comes back for a cameo?
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2014, 09:48:50 PM »
I must have watched that show more than I thought because as soon as I looked to see which husband he was I thought "oh, the forest ranger." Go figure. Still hate the show. Once again I'll punt the question to whoever comes along next.
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2014, 09:56:24 PM »
Matt LeBlanc




Who was Al's high school football rival, the d-lineman who failed to stop him as he scored his infamous fourth touchdown?

Damn you.  You ruined my question!  :lol

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2014, 10:00:08 PM »
Bart hates the show but somehow knows a lot about it, hehe, so I'll ask the next question again!

What was the name of the adopted child that only lasted for a few episodes cuz the fans hated him/her so much?

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2014, 10:35:00 PM »
Seven.
Remember the episode where Traci Lords guest starred? That was nice.. yeah. No question about that, just reminiscing about some Traci Lords thoughts of teenagehood heh
What's the name of the second dog?
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« Reply #45 on: November 11, 2014, 10:57:08 PM »
Seven.
Remember the episode where Traci Lords guest starred? That was nice.. yeah. No question about that, just reminiscing about some Traci Lords thoughts of teenagehood heh
What's the name of the second dog?

Traci was on more than one episode. In one of them she was a dentist's assistant. In another Al was having a day dream about being a 1940's detective and she came into the office to hire him.

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #46 on: November 12, 2014, 07:03:41 AM »
I loved this show when I was young. Haven't seen an episode for maybe ten years, so I don't know if I would still find it funny. Probably yes, but maybe to a lesser degree.

Anyway, the second dog's name was Lucky, I believe.

What Metal Band played themselves in one of the episodes?
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« Reply #47 on: November 12, 2014, 07:06:59 AM »
Anthrax

Why did Al chain himself to a goal post in one of the episodes?
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #48 on: November 12, 2014, 07:16:33 AM »
Traci was on more than one episode. In one of them she was a dentist's assistant. In another Al was having a day dream about being a 1940's detective and she came into the office to hire him.
Yes, I watch this show entirely too much lol...

I was thinking of that 40's one, Good fucking God did she look amazing in that scene..


Why did Al chain himself to a goal post in one of the episodes?

To protest Polk high's old football field from being turned into something else? I'm not entirely sure what.
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« Reply #49 on: November 12, 2014, 07:23:52 AM »
Correct, to build a new auto plant (initiated by Marcy and Kyoto Bank).
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2014, 07:29:43 AM »
All righty, what was Kelly's pest control mascot character called?
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #51 on: November 12, 2014, 07:33:07 AM »
The Verminator?
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #52 on: November 12, 2014, 07:53:14 AM »
Yup.

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #53 on: November 12, 2014, 11:41:55 AM »
Trivia I'm not up on, but Al's fat jokes I can quote from memory!
One that stuck in my head:

"So a fat woman comes into the she store today.  She asks if I have anything she will feel comfortable in, so I say, 'try Wyoming'."

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #54 on: November 12, 2014, 01:23:43 PM »
What's Al's secret for a good barbecue burger? And what is it substituted with, after Peg accidentally ruins it?
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #55 on: November 12, 2014, 02:58:38 PM »
Better ashes for better burgers. He never changes th ashes in his BBQ grill. When Peg cleans out the BBQ, she steals the ashes of Marcy's aunt.


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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #56 on: November 12, 2014, 03:53:37 PM »
Trivia I'm not up on, but Al's fat jokes I can quote from memory!
One that stuck in my head:

"So a fat woman comes into the she store today.  She asks if I have anything she will feel comfortable in, so I say, 'try Wyoming'."

 :lol  I forgot that one.  My favorite:
Woman: "I want to file a complaint.  These shoes split at the sides!"
Al: "Well ma'am, let me explain, see there is a two ton weight limit on these shoes."
Woman: "How dare you say that to my face!"
Al: "Well I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half tank of gas!"
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #57 on: November 12, 2014, 05:01:30 PM »


Better ashes for better burgers. He never changes th ashes in his BBQ grill. When Peg cleans out the BBQ, she steals the ashes of Marcy's aunt.


Someone else can post a question....

Probably easy question for fans.....

What was the name of Marcy's first husband? And her second?

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #58 on: November 12, 2014, 05:22:51 PM »
Steve Rhodes and Jefferson Darcy

Who played the French foreign exchange student who stayed with the Bundys for an episode?

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #59 on: November 12, 2014, 06:36:36 PM »
Milla Jovovich.  Her name was 'Yvette'.  Remember when she takes off her coat at school and all the boys run-over Kelly to get to her?

"It's ok, Bud, I don't mind if you peep." ;)


What orange sand did Al often put onto bread to make a meal and what did he call it?

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #60 on: November 12, 2014, 06:40:49 PM »
Milla Jovovich.  Her name was 'Yvette'.  Remember when she takes off her coat at school and all the boys run-over Kelly to get to her?

"It's ok, Bud, I don't mind if you peep." ;)


What orange sand did Al often put onto bread to make a meal and what did he call it?

tang, and i believe he called it a tangwipe
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« Reply #61 on: November 12, 2014, 06:48:15 PM »
tang, and i believe he called it a tangwipe

Oooohhh... so close but bzzzzt.

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #62 on: November 12, 2014, 07:54:13 PM »
Trivia I'm not up on, but Al's fat jokes I can quote from memory!
One that stuck in my head:

"So a fat woman comes into the she store today.  She asks if I have anything she will feel comfortable in, so I say, 'try Wyoming'."

 :lol  I forgot that one.  My favorite:
Woman: "I want to file a complaint.  These shoes split at the sides!"
Al: "Well ma'am, let me explain, see there is a two ton weight limit on these shoes."
Woman: "How dare you say that to my face!"
Al: "Well I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half tank of gas!"

That's amazing.
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #63 on: November 12, 2014, 08:04:20 PM »
tang, and i believe he called it a tangwipe

Oooohhh... so close but bzzzzt.

oh I forgot he also made tangwiches
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #64 on: November 13, 2014, 09:05:46 AM »
What delicacy was Al fond of, and from which kitchen appliance could it be found?

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #65 on: November 13, 2014, 09:33:16 AM »
Toaster leavins...


In this same episode, what's the name of the TV show inspired by the Bundy's?
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #66 on: November 13, 2014, 07:36:21 PM »
I'm stumped.

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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #67 on: November 14, 2014, 12:09:01 AM »
Yeah, I vaguely recall there being something but I can't put my finger on it.
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« Reply #68 on: November 14, 2014, 12:26:08 AM »
Pure joy reading this thread!  :tup
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Re: Married... With Children Trivia
« Reply #69 on: November 14, 2014, 01:30:13 AM »
lonestar needs to save us with the answer so we can move on.  Doh.