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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #315 on: May 07, 2013, 10:02:10 PM »
Chuck: Hey Hef, I love your magazine. Especially the centerfold. I've never opened the mag to look at it though, the centerfold unfolds on its own to look at me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #316 on: May 08, 2013, 12:38:47 AM »
Chuck: You mean she wasn't a virgin? Then why was there so much blood??

Hef: ...cause you're Chuck Norris...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #317 on: May 08, 2013, 08:15:12 AM »
:lolpalm:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #318 on: May 08, 2013, 10:26:00 AM »
Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on May 08, 2013, 12:38:47 AM
Chuck: You mean she wasn't a virgin? Then why was there so much blood??

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Slam dunk win. You're up bud...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #319 on: May 09, 2013, 01:40:21 AM »
The last thing Jesus said at the Last Supper.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #320 on: May 09, 2013, 01:45:10 AM »
Really Luke, a 7% tip? Way to promote the stereotype.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #321 on: May 09, 2013, 01:52:25 AM »
Bite me.


Oh man, tacos? I hope I've got tomorrow free, because you do not want to be around when that goes through me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #322 on: May 09, 2013, 02:12:31 AM »
Cake or death?  Ohp... you said death!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #323 on: May 09, 2013, 02:12:39 AM »
Damn that waitress is fine, I'll show her my "body of Christ"...



Hey Judas, why don't you take some of that gold and at least cover the tab you asshole.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #324 on: May 09, 2013, 02:28:21 AM »
YOLO!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #325 on: May 09, 2013, 05:46:20 AM »
It's Vlasto Day!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #326 on: May 09, 2013, 06:01:42 AM »
Good bread, eh Judas?

This is the last time Peter picks the location!  That's one bitch of a walk we all got, and I'm seeing 24 of you right now.

Hey!  Who's roofies are these?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #327 on: May 09, 2013, 06:59:01 AM »
(to the manager) Umm, I'm a little short on cash. Can I pay you on Friday?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #328 on: May 09, 2013, 08:35:55 PM »
"Fourteen dollars for a glass of Remy Martin? Jesus Christ! Who ordered this shit?!"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #329 on: May 09, 2013, 08:40:41 PM »
"Hey guys...Since we had to wait so long for a table, the manager said he'd comp us all a dessert next time. I told him I'd be back on Sunday."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #330 on: May 09, 2013, 09:45:31 PM »
Man I'm stuffed...I don't think I'll ever have to eat again.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #331 on: May 09, 2013, 10:00:34 PM »
I ... I luff all you guyzth.  No... I ... meeeEEEAAAaaan it.  Even ... Even you Ju (hiccup) Judas, you unloyl prikh.  Ok, ok, ok ok, ... shhhhhh.  Gather round boys.  Les haf one last circle jerk before I pass ut. Aww, c'mon Matt, grab yer own Johnson fer cryin out loud. Aaaaahhh screw you all!  I nevuh (hiccup) liked any of yous in da firs place - speshly you, Judas.  Im goan home.  Fuk you all, and teh camel's you rode up here on. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #332 on: May 11, 2013, 01:13:44 PM »
OK, the next fucktard that refers to my mom as "Mary with the cherry" is getting my blessed foot up his unholy ass.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #333 on: May 11, 2013, 05:08:18 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on May 09, 2013, 08:35:55 PM
"Fourteen dollars for a glass of Remy Martin? Jesus Christ! Who ordered this shit?!"
Holy shit guys, those were all hilarious!!  :hefdaddy

As hard as it was to pick, I have to go with this one though.

But seriously guys, those were great!  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #334 on: May 11, 2013, 10:08:29 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #335 on: May 11, 2013, 10:09:30 PM »
The Scene: Breakfast cereals that never made it beyond the test kitchen....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #336 on: May 11, 2013, 10:21:01 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #337 on: May 12, 2013, 12:08:47 AM »
Black Cherry Pops
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #338 on: May 12, 2013, 12:26:32 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #339 on: May 12, 2013, 12:32:00 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #340 on: May 12, 2013, 12:47:46 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #341 on: May 12, 2013, 01:55:15 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #342 on: May 12, 2013, 04:32:22 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #343 on: May 12, 2013, 04:57:36 AM »
Fudge Packin Crunch
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #344 on: May 12, 2013, 06:36:27 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #345 on: May 12, 2013, 06:41:03 AM »
Porn Flakes
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #346 on: May 12, 2013, 07:09:47 AM »
 :rollin  ALL of you are marketing geniuses.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #347 on: May 12, 2013, 07:32:18 AM »
Dahmer Bits of Oats, with Individual Body part Marshmallows
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #348 on: May 12, 2013, 07:41:16 AM »
Ghost Pepper Bran Flakes
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Re: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2
« Reply #349 on: May 12, 2013, 09:13:39 AM »
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