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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Overall product continues to deteriorate
« Reply #1330 on: November 10, 2019, 12:45:15 PM »
Jamal Adams snowing why the Jets should be doing everything in their power to hold on to him.
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« Reply #1331 on: November 10, 2019, 12:56:55 PM »
Um, did the guy calling the Tampa/AZ game just say "what the fuck everybody?"  What the fuck, everybody.
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« Reply #1332 on: November 10, 2019, 01:04:36 PM »
Lamar Jackson being Lamar Jackson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iif2NWLiZZI

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That TD run 'broke the defender's ankles' per Kevin Harlen.  Oh, and he hasn't been too bad the rest of the game.

He has more than a few to go, but no one's excited me like this since seeing Barry Sanders.

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« Reply #1333 on: November 10, 2019, 01:34:00 PM »
How about them Saints, getting worked over by the Falcons  :rollin
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« Reply #1334 on: November 10, 2019, 02:17:40 PM »
I don’t care if the Jets win another game all year. That was satisfying to watch, especially with all of the shit that the Giants fans around me have been talking.
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« Reply #1335 on: November 10, 2019, 02:29:37 PM »
The end of that Chiefs/Titans game was something else.  The KC defense is still trash.

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« Reply #1336 on: November 10, 2019, 06:41:09 PM »
The end of that Chiefs/Titans game was something else.  The KC defense is still trash.

Mahomes’ career will be wasted unless they make Reid the OC and get a good defensive guy as HC.

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« Reply #1337 on: November 10, 2019, 07:13:33 PM »
The end of that Chiefs/Titans game was something else.  The KC defense is still trash.

Mahomes’ career will be wasted unless they make Reid the OC and get a good defensive guy as HC.

KC is wasting their window while Mahomes is playing on a rookie contract.  Amazing that their defense is still such trash.  They will still win 10-11 games and be a tough out in the playoffs, but I give them almost no shot to make the Super Bowl.  Not with a defense that bad. 


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« Reply #1338 on: November 11, 2019, 05:55:54 PM »
I think it's become obvious that Dak Prescott is far more important to the Cowboys that Zeke Elliot is.  Why Dallas decided to start running the ball inside the red zone on that late drive is beyond me, and probably cost them the game.  Prescott had it rolling and was about to take them in for the go-ahead score late, and then the genius that is Jason Garrett decided to force feed it to their RB who had looked awful for most of the night.  Smart move.  :lol :lol

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« Reply #1339 on: November 11, 2019, 06:27:14 PM »
If Seattle wants to have a chance, their secondary needs to learn to not be so grabby.  They are REALLY missing Sherman's veteran leadership.  :lol
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« Reply #1340 on: November 11, 2019, 06:50:01 PM »
If Seattle wants to have a chance, their secondary needs to learn to not be so grabby.  They are REALLY missing Sherman's veteran leadership.  :lol
Seattle just looks outmatched in every way so far. My wife is a Seahawks fan (grew up in Tacoma), so I've been low-key laughing the entire game so far.  :lol
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« Reply #1341 on: November 11, 2019, 06:55:42 PM »
Damn, that was a dominating first quarter. If the Hawks can't get their shit together, this could be a long night for them.

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« Reply #1342 on: November 11, 2019, 07:04:48 PM »
Carrol's defense is always aggressive with grabbing and clutching, and then they adjust based on how much the officials are calling that game.  After those early calls, they will probably not be as aggressive, which hurts them.  SF should roll from this point.

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« Reply #1343 on: November 11, 2019, 07:22:07 PM »
Niners 3rd down play on D is nothing short of devastating.








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« Reply #1344 on: November 11, 2019, 07:31:04 PM »
Garoppolo makes so many good throws, but his knack for turning the ball over seems like it is the one thing that will prevent this team from going all the way this year. 

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« Reply #1345 on: November 11, 2019, 08:26:32 PM »
Prophetic post man....knew the Hawks weren't going down easily.

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« Reply #1346 on: November 11, 2019, 08:32:12 PM »
Has no one taught Garoppolo how to protect the football?

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« Reply #1347 on: November 11, 2019, 08:34:01 PM »
Has no one taught Garoppolo how to protect the football?

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« Reply #1348 on: November 11, 2019, 09:05:40 PM »
Between Jimmy's ball protection abilities and the constant drops of passes by the receivers, it's a miracle the Niners are still in this thing.

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« Reply #1349 on: November 11, 2019, 09:13:00 PM »
Between Jimmy's ball protection abilities and the constant drops of passes by the receivers, it's a miracle the Niners are still in this thing.

Their defense has made some huge plays and is the reason they are still in it.

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« Reply #1350 on: November 11, 2019, 09:31:08 PM »
This game is intense...  :eek
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« Reply #1351 on: November 11, 2019, 09:31:47 PM »
Fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..............  way to come through there kid. So, overtime...

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« Reply #1352 on: November 11, 2019, 09:33:03 PM »
Can’t believe that Seattle STILL won’t put the ball in the MVP’s hands with the game on the line. Really inexcusable by Carroll not to tell the OC to stop calling shitty run plays on 2nd and 3rd down in that situation.

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« Reply #1353 on: November 11, 2019, 09:34:25 PM »
Yep, that 3rd and short call was gutless.  Let Wilson get the 1st down, run the clock down if he gets it, and win the game at the buzzer.  And then their defense drops TWO game-ending INT's on SF's subsequent drive.  Oof.

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« Reply #1354 on: November 11, 2019, 09:45:16 PM »
Oh my...

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« Reply #1355 on: November 11, 2019, 09:45:56 PM »
Wow wasn’t expecting that. Was about to post that Wilson was demonstrating once again why he should never have the ball taken out of his hands. That drive was magnificent until that last throw.

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« Reply #1357 on: November 11, 2019, 09:49:51 PM »
Well can he kick another one?  :corn
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« Reply #1358 on: November 11, 2019, 09:52:11 PM »
Wow wasn’t expecting that. Was about to post that Wilson was demonstrating once again why he should never have the ball taken out of his hands. That drive was magnificent until that last throw.

I am not even sure it was a bad throw; the defender just made an incredible play on the ball.

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« Reply #1359 on: November 11, 2019, 09:53:33 PM »
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« Reply #1360 on: November 11, 2019, 09:54:02 PM »
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« Reply #1361 on: November 11, 2019, 09:54:31 PM »
Blair Walsh cannot believe how badly that kick was shanked.

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« Reply #1362 on: November 11, 2019, 09:56:44 PM »
If I was a Seattle fan right now I’d be absolutely livid. WHY are they still calling RUNNING plays??

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« Reply #1363 on: November 11, 2019, 09:59:26 PM »
If I was a Seattle fan right now I’d be absolutely livid. WHY are they still calling RUNNING plays??

I liked those calls.  SF now has to go a long way in a short time, and if you are Seattle, a tie is not a bad thing.  If you think you can win at home against them later, 1-0-1 against SF gives you the tiebreaker. 

Plus, the runs got it to 3rd and short, so they had a shot. 

And now they are getting it back.

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« Reply #1364 on: November 11, 2019, 10:00:57 PM »
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