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Offline KevShmev

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4655 on: May 28, 2016, 08:15:59 AM »
Head games:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4656 on: May 28, 2016, 08:36:41 AM »
S.E. Cupp...love that woman.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4657 on: May 30, 2016, 05:46:44 PM »
Dude Looks Like A Grandma!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4658 on: May 31, 2016, 02:32:31 AM »
What a waste of beer.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4659 on: May 31, 2016, 02:38:06 AM »
I'm calling fake on that. His hand wasn't shaking at all as he grabbed that beer. :blob:


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4660 on: May 31, 2016, 02:45:45 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on May 31, 2016, 02:38:06 AM
I'm calling fake on that. His hand wasn't shaking at all as he grabbed that beer. :blob:


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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4661 on: May 31, 2016, 07:14:00 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4662 on: May 31, 2016, 08:25:12 AM »


Proctologist Simulator 2016

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Tom Clancy's Sphincter Cell
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4663 on: May 31, 2016, 11:13:33 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4664 on: May 31, 2016, 11:33:49 AM »
And we thought Blob never did anything productive.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4665 on: May 31, 2016, 03:36:51 PM »
How do you think James hits that F#?

It's all Blob's doing.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4666 on: June 02, 2016, 04:11:31 PM »
Time for my morning meditation

https://youtu.be/92i5m3tV5XY
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4667 on: June 03, 2016, 07:53:17 AM »
Ahh, infomercial fail gifs...













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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4668 on: June 03, 2016, 07:54:57 AM »
That one about the plastic wrap is no joke.  I cannot deal with that shit.  Every time I am asked to get some out to wrap something up, I look like a complete imbecile.  It is a vile substance.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4669 on: June 03, 2016, 07:58:03 AM »
I've never had that problem. It certainly isn't the best thing to deal with but I've never had a complete meltdown like in the gif. Also, Press N Seal for the win.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4670 on: June 03, 2016, 04:40:24 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4671 on: June 04, 2016, 12:46:36 AM »
Whenever I see those infomercial GIFs, I always try to figure out what product they might be advertising.

Like the one where the kid tips over his can.  What are they selling?  A cup with a lid? 

And what about the woman trying to get something out of her cupboard?  I feel like the only solution for that kind of astronomical clumsiness would be a glove that just negates gravity, thus making it impossible to drop anything.  So I can only assume that is what she's marketing. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4672 on: June 06, 2016, 11:26:16 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on June 03, 2016, 07:54:57 AM
That one about the plastic wrap is no joke.  I cannot deal with that shit.  Every time I am asked to get some out to wrap something up, I look like a complete imbecile.  It is a vile substance.

Same here. To this day I do not know how that shit is supposed to work.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4673 on: June 07, 2016, 06:41:49 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4674 on: June 09, 2016, 06:23:52 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4675 on: June 09, 2016, 08:31:44 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4676 on: June 09, 2016, 08:43:43 AM »
Quote from: Hyperplex on June 03, 2016, 07:53:17 AM
Ahh, infomercial fail gifs...

These were priceless dude :lol
My favorite is this one, when I first saw it I trolled my wife for a while in the mornings when we're getting ready for work, by reenacting that first scene hehe
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4677 on: June 09, 2016, 02:01:18 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4678 on: June 09, 2016, 03:22:28 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4679 on: June 09, 2016, 03:24:06 PM »
Email me if you want a pizza roll...


Heh....heh.....heh.......
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4680 on: June 09, 2016, 03:32:25 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4681 on: June 10, 2016, 01:38:21 AM »
That's not even funny because it's so fucking awesome and beautiful. That's one of the greatest things I've seen in a while. It probably doesn't go anywhere else so I get that part but...it's way too fucking badass to be funny.

I love it. So. Much. :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4682 on: June 10, 2016, 08:13:53 AM »
Some dude on YT has taken vocal tracks of several songs, transposed them down a semitone and added them on top of the original music. Listen if you dare (or want to recreate a karaoke bar atmosphere)! :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4683 on: June 10, 2016, 08:17:17 AM »
Oh god. :lol

The Iron Maiden one actually didn't sound any more off than the original.

Bohemian Rhapsody :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4684 on: June 10, 2016, 08:19:42 AM »
Quote from: ? on June 10, 2016, 08:13:53 AM
Some dude on YT has taken vocal tracks of several songs, transposed them down a semitone and added them on top of the original music. Listen if you dare (or want to recreate a karaoke bar atmosphere)! :lol

Pull Me Under

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4685 on: June 10, 2016, 08:20:54 AM »
Oh my God, this is so painful.  :lol My whole body cringes like crazy.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4686 on: June 10, 2016, 09:08:37 AM »
Quote from: Evermind on June 10, 2016, 08:19:42 AM
Quote from: ? on June 10, 2016, 08:13:53 AM
Some dude on YT has taken vocal tracks of several songs, transposed them down a semitone and added them on top of the original music. Listen if you dare (or want to recreate a karaoke bar atmosphere)! :lol

Pull Me Under

The chorus in Pull Me Under is :lolpalm:

haha my God :lol
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4687 on: June 10, 2016, 09:17:00 AM »
Quote from: ? on June 10, 2016, 08:13:53 AM
Some dude on YT has taken vocal tracks of several songs, transposed them down a semitone and added them on top of the original music. Listen if you dare (or want to recreate a karaoke bar atmosphere)! :lol


 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin That is amazing
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #4688 on: June 10, 2016, 09:26:56 AM »
Holy Cow Bohemian Rhapsody!  :lol

Had to actually listen to the original for comfort.
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« Reply #4689 on: June 10, 2016, 09:30:34 AM »
Still sounds better than me when I sing.
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