Anyone like Chuck Norris jokes? Just for fun.
Chuck "Octavarium" Norris
The Root of all Chuck Norris (the disc explodes if you try to listen to this one)
The Answer Lies Within Chuck Norris
These Chuck Norrises (Chuck Norris hates this songs because there can only be one Chuck Norris)
Chuck Norris Walks Beside You (this song prevents all suicides to those that listen)
Chuck Norris Attack (this song is just a man screaming in agony...for a millisecond, because Chuck Norris already killed him)
Never Enough Chuck Norris (this song never ends...because there is "Never Enough" Chuck Norris)
Sacrificed Sons of Chuck Norris
Chuck "Octavarium" Norris
So I was talking to my friend and he had this to say to me. "Man, I was taking this test and it was A Nightmare to Remember. They made you take A Rite of Passage and it made me Wither in my seat. I just couldn't take my mind off of The Shattered Fortress from that one movie we saw remember? Man those were the Best of Times. Makes you want to become the Count of Tuscany huh?"
So I said this to him. "You know what, man? Why don't you just Pull Me Under Another Day huh? If you just Take The Time and relax, I'm sure you'll be Surrounded by women before you know it. Wouldn't that be a Metropolis, huh? Just don't go sitting outside Under a Glass Moon. When it comes down to it you just have to Wait For Sleep. What can I tell you, man? It's all about Learning to Live."
"You know what, man...that's so true."
haha, I can have fun with these for hours.