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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1085 on: April 19, 2024, 02:45:06 PM »
Gnocchi will have potato for texture and flavor, but it traditionally is a pasta type dough(egg, flour, water) with potato added. As Adami said, there are tons of varietals to it, as there is to pasta. Gnocchi is in no way a dumpling for the record.

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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1086 on: April 19, 2024, 03:04:58 PM »
Gnocchi will have potato for texture and flavor, but it traditionally is a pasta type dough(egg, flour, water) with potato added. As Adami said, there are tons of varietals to it, as there is to pasta. Gnocchi is in no way a dumpling for the record.
How so? It's boiled dough? By definition it's a dumpling.
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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1087 on: April 19, 2024, 03:44:55 PM »
I've seen it mostly described as a dumpling but never understood why. They usually feel more like balls of a potato dough than a pasta with filling.

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« Reply #1088 on: April 19, 2024, 04:15:23 PM »
I've seen it mostly described as a dumpling but never understood why. They usually feel more like balls of a potato dough than a pasta with filling.
I think it's a misconception that dumplings must have a filling. See again, chicken and dumplings.
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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1089 on: April 19, 2024, 04:16:50 PM »
I think it's a misconception that dumplings must have a filling. See again, chicken and dumplings.

For me, dumpling only brings to mind Asian ones. Never really heard anything called a dumpling outside of Asian ones
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« Reply #1090 on: April 19, 2024, 04:22:30 PM »
Historically, pasta had to be made with durum wheat, so gnocchi is definitely not pasta, though you can use it in the same culinary niche. I'd call it a type of dumpling, but since dumpling doesn't have a universal definition its not really a question which has a "correct" answer.
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« Reply #1091 on: April 19, 2024, 04:24:15 PM »
Historically, pasta had to be made with durum wheat, so gnocchi is definitely not pasta, though you can use it in the same culinary niche. I'd call it a type of dumpling, but since dumpling doesn't have a universal definition its not really a question which has a "correct" answer.

So that would cause any pasta that was made exclusively with all purpose flour to not be pasta?
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« Reply #1092 on: April 19, 2024, 04:27:17 PM »
In the UK, dumplings are basically just flavoured dough balls, and you shove a bunch of them on top of your stew to steam at the end of the cooking.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/beef_stew_with_dumplings_15297

So that would cause any pasta that was made exclusively with all purpose flour to not be pasta?

If you ask an Italian, probably. They are quite particular on the details when it comes to their cuisine.
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« Reply #1093 on: April 19, 2024, 04:54:43 PM »
Would an Italian know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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« Reply #1094 on: April 19, 2024, 05:06:17 PM »
No, they have actual food in Italy.
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« Reply #1095 on: April 19, 2024, 05:09:03 PM »
No, they have actual food in Italy.

So, mac and cheese is not pasta? I thought cramx4 was Italian!
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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1096 on: April 19, 2024, 07:49:49 PM »
How so? It's boiled dough? By definition it's a dumpling.

Isn't all pasta boiled dough?

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« Reply #1097 on: April 21, 2024, 01:19:05 PM »
Isn't all pasta boiled dough?
Sure. That's why I said I had no clue where the line between pasta and dumplings was. What I do know is that gnocci has a very different texture from regular pasta, which is why I put it more in the dumpling category. Not to mention that they have the exact same texture as the dumplings in chicken and dumplings, which are simply flour, butter, and milk.

What confuses me is that the stuffed dumplings people are talking about here, poststickers, prierogi, gyoza, mandu, etc., actually are pretty normal pasta. Somebody asked earlier if these were simply ravioli, and at this point I'm not sure. 
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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1098 on: April 21, 2024, 01:30:00 PM »
Sounds like the "a poptart is a ravioli" idea. :lol

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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1099 on: April 21, 2024, 02:37:35 PM »
Yeah, the lines are hella blurry to begin with here. That being said I've never referred to gnocchi as a dumpling, nor have I seen it referred to as such.

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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1100 on: April 21, 2024, 03:46:09 PM »
Sounds like the "a poptart is a ravioli" idea. :lol

i had a donut today that was inspired by a strawberry pop tart

it was delicious 🤤
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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1101 on: April 21, 2024, 03:49:15 PM »
i had a donut today that was inspired by a strawberry pop tart

it was delicious 🤤

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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1102 on: April 21, 2024, 06:32:47 PM »
He did shovel it in but it barely scraped his tongue, and he liked it.

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« Reply #1103 on: April 22, 2024, 07:45:03 AM »
He did shovel it in but it barely scraped his tongue, and he liked it.

Exactly.
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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1104 on: April 22, 2024, 07:45:35 AM »
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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1105 on: April 22, 2024, 09:12:50 AM »
Two rules are relevant to the discussion on the last page or so:
1.  When having a dispute over things culinary, defer to the chef.  Therefore, lonestar is right.
2.  When having a dispute over things culinary, never, ever, under any circumstances listen to a Brit.  Or a Swede.  Or a Brit living in Sweden.  Therefore, XJ will be serving out the rest of his temp ban in silence.
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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1106 on: April 22, 2024, 12:45:48 PM »
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« Reply #1107 on: April 22, 2024, 01:15:30 PM »
Two rules are relevant to the discussion on the last page or so:
1.  When having a dispute over things culinary, defer to the chef.  Therefore, lonestar is right.
2.  When having a dispute over things culinary, never, ever, under any circumstances listen to a Brit.  Or a Swede.  Or a Brit living in Sweden.  Therefore, XJ will be serving out the rest of his temp ban in silence.

I'll take my punches regarding food from any European, but I'll be damned if I take flak from a country that thinks Marshmallow is an acceptable ingredient in a casserole.
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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1108 on: April 22, 2024, 01:44:42 PM »
I'll take my punches regarding food from any European, but I'll be damned if I take flak from a country that thinks Marshmallow is an acceptable ingredient in a casserole.
Or in salads! Hear, hear.


edit: And it still doesn't change the fact that gnocci is a dumpling.
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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1109 on: April 22, 2024, 01:49:29 PM »
Marshmallow is just generally bad in all instances  :lol

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« Reply #1110 on: April 22, 2024, 01:49:40 PM »
Wait!  Marshmallow in a salad?!  Never heard of that!
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« Reply #1111 on: April 22, 2024, 01:51:08 PM »
Yeah, fair point on the marshmallow thing.  We can just agree to agree on that.
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« Reply #1112 on: April 22, 2024, 02:16:20 PM »
I will say the higher end of the US culinary world is trying to distance themselves as much as possible from that travesty known as American 1950's cuisine.

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« Reply #1113 on: April 22, 2024, 02:42:27 PM »
I think that's largely true of the middle and a good portion of the lower end as well.  :lol
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« Reply #1114 on: April 22, 2024, 03:09:06 PM »
But... but...  S'mores!!!!!!

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« Reply #1115 on: April 22, 2024, 03:11:47 PM »
Nobody is putting down marshmallows in dessert.  They have their place in that context.  (and I'll fight anyone who tries to say Phish Food isn't the best Ben and Jerry's flavor)
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« Reply #1116 on: April 22, 2024, 03:40:47 PM »
Oh..my family makes a wonderful mandarin fruit salad with coconut, pineapple and those little marshmallows. Other than that, marshmallows suck.

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« Reply #1117 on: April 22, 2024, 04:47:25 PM »
I'll take my punches regarding food from any European, but I'll be damned if I take flak from a country that thinks Marshmallow is an acceptable ingredient in a casserole.

I was going to post this gif to this reply




but I see the consensus is agreed on the use of marshmallows.
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« Reply #1118 on: April 22, 2024, 04:51:16 PM »
:cheffypoo:

Hey hey... you remember your emote!

I will say the higher end of the US culinary world is trying to distance themselves as much as possible from that travesty known as American 1950's cuisine.

But ... but... jello casserole!!!



But... but...  S'mores!!!!!!

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Re: Official food thread v. Jingle.star
« Reply #1119 on: April 22, 2024, 04:56:11 PM »
I was going to post this gif to this reply



I mean, you did. :P
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