Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164660 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2625 on:** March 31, 2014, 08:05:10 AM »

Meaningless Polls

Coz's awesomeness

Progressive Rock Sausage Fest

40 year old Creepers

RRHOF - Get the F out

lonestar · « **Reply #2626 on:** March 31, 2014, 08:14:41 AM »

Things that aren't funny.

masterthes · « **Reply #2627 on:** March 31, 2014, 08:17:49 AM »

Myung's Words of Wisdom

Jaffa · « **Reply #2628 on:** March 31, 2014, 08:18:11 AM »

Nuggets.

TheLordOfTheStrings · « **Reply #2629 on:** April 01, 2014, 03:48:13 AM »

I'll take "Why I think my favorite DT keyboard player is better than your favorite DT keyboard player" for 500 please...

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2630 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:50:32 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on March 31, 2014, 08:14:41 AM

Things that aren't funny.

Some good ones, but this is about as on the money as it gets. Few things around here irritate me more than when someone feels compelled to go into the funny thread and shit on it, by pointing out why something isn't funny because of (insert reason here). Stop being an overanalytical killjoy, and just laugh. If you don't find it funny, then STFU and GTFO.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2631 on:** April 01, 2014, 10:05:12 AM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 01, 2014, 06:50:32 AM

Quote from: lonestar on March 31, 2014, 08:14:41 AM
Things that aren't funny.

Some good ones, but this is about as on the money as it gets. Few things around here irritate me more than when someone feels compelled to go into the funny thread and shit on it, by pointing out why something isn't funny because of (insert reason here). Stop being an overanalytical killjoy, and just laugh. If you don't find it funny, then STFU and GTFO.

This thread isn't funny

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2632 on:** April 01, 2014, 11:43:54 AM »

Thin ice. You skate upon it.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2633 on:** April 01, 2014, 03:14:12 PM »

Am I dragging the reproach of a million tear stained eyes behind me?

lonestar · « **Reply #2634 on:** April 01, 2014, 04:15:53 PM »

Sweet, thanks Coz!!!

Standings:

jingle.boy - 29
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 17
kingshmegland - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

OK, next scene:

Things to NOT say when receiving the communion wafer at mass, or bad responses when the priest offers the "body of Christ"....

Lucien · « **Reply #2635 on:** April 01, 2014, 04:37:57 PM »

*muttering* Cannibalists..

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2636 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:29:05 PM »

Gluten free, right?

Is this kosher?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2637 on:** April 01, 2014, 09:19:15 PM »

If you stick it in there nice and slow I'll try not to choke on it.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2638 on:** April 01, 2014, 09:34:33 PM »

Fuck off, I'm full!

TempusVox · « **Reply #2639 on:** April 01, 2014, 11:34:25 PM »

C'mon Father! I'm starving here, and all you have to offer me is the body of Christ? Jesus!

masterthes · « **Reply #2640 on:** April 02, 2014, 03:39:19 AM »

Body of Christ is right. Certainly tastes like it's over 2,000 years old

lonestar · « **Reply #2641 on:** April 02, 2014, 01:18:36 PM »

I'll leave it running till tonight, then pick a winnah!!

Jaffa · « **Reply #2642 on:** April 02, 2014, 01:24:47 PM »

'I'd rather have your body, Father.

'

'Hmm... No thanks. Got any Satan?'

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2643 on:** April 02, 2014, 02:23:35 PM »

Tastes a little gamey.

Whatcha tryin to pull father? This isn't Christian; it's naan!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2644 on:** April 02, 2014, 02:40:47 PM »

Do you have anything kettle cooked?

Do you have any Allah or Budda....or perhaps some Sheeva? Christ tends to make me a bit gassy.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2645 on:** April 02, 2014, 04:54:50 PM »

Another please... I think this piece has a vulture feather on it.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2646 on:** April 02, 2014, 05:05:41 PM »

A Gentile tried to talk to me once....I ate his liver with some seeds from the wayside and a nice skin of wine

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2647 on:** April 02, 2014, 05:08:58 PM »

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as our Lord and Saviour?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2648 on:** April 02, 2014, 05:14:33 PM »

It's a wafer thin mint.

*runs away*

lonestar · « **Reply #2649 on:** April 03, 2014, 12:02:36 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on April 01, 2014, 06:29:05 PM

Gluten free, right?

Way to strike a chord with the chef. Fucking glutards.....

You're up Chadski...

Podaar · « **Reply #2650 on:** April 03, 2014, 06:48:42 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on April 02, 2014, 02:40:47 PM

Do you have any Allah or Budda....or perhaps some Sheeva? Christ tends to make me a bit gassy.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2651 on:** April 03, 2014, 07:02:02 AM »

Just missed it, but nonetheless, I'll offer the following:

Body of Christ, huh? I guess Jesus really *WAS* a cracka...

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2652 on:** April 04, 2014, 05:51:59 AM »

Standings:

jingle.boy - 30
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 17
kingshmegland - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
masterthes - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Today's scene... How not to respond to a Customs Officer when being asked "What's your purpose of travel?"

masterthes · « **Reply #2653 on:** April 04, 2014, 06:30:23 AM »

Drugs, naturally

I'm Batman

Podaar · « **Reply #2654 on:** April 04, 2014, 01:30:25 PM »

My lack of coordination.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2655 on:** April 04, 2014, 01:31:14 PM »

Jihad

Jaffa · « **Reply #2656 on:** April 04, 2014, 01:47:33 PM »

'Oh, I'm not traveling. I just wanted to meet you...'

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2657 on:** April 04, 2014, 10:04:43 PM »

To impregnate someone's drunken daughter

I'm playing a SERIOUS game of hide and seek and I need a REALLY good hiding spot.

Because I'm Cool a$$hole, now get me a Red Bull and shut the Fu%k up!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2658 on:** April 05, 2014, 09:01:08 AM »

Quote from: masterthes on April 04, 2014, 06:30:23 AM

I'm Batman

This is an appropriate "how not to respond" in ANY situation.

Winner.

masterthes · « **Reply #2659 on:** April 07, 2014, 08:12:06 PM »

Danke good sir

Standings:

jingle.boy - 30
gmillerdrake - 27
lonestar - 17
kingshmegland - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
Tempusvox - 10
Podaar - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Zydar - 6
masterthes - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jonnybaxy - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
Jaffa - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164660 times)