Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164661 times)

masterthes · « **Reply #2205 on:** December 30, 2013, 06:59:48 PM »

With Ciallis, Spongebob will have Triangle Pants for sure

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2206 on:** December 30, 2013, 07:05:25 PM »

Where is pointer, where is pointer? Here I am, here I am!
How are you today sir?
Very well I thank you
Run away kid!!! Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it's good enough for Mr. Rogers, it's good enough for your poppy.

lonestar · « **Reply #2207 on:** December 31, 2013, 01:06:18 PM »

Cialis, keeping your babysitter satisfied.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2208 on:** December 31, 2013, 02:16:51 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on December 31, 2013, 01:06:18 PM

Cialis, keeping your babysitter satisfied.

Even when he insists that he's a shortstop, not a catcher.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2209 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:44:46 PM »

Thirty minutes after taking one of these and you'll give an entire new meaning to 'Handy Manny'

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2210 on:** December 31, 2013, 04:57:27 PM »

Quote from: Prog Snob on December 30, 2013, 06:04:33 PM

One, one erection! HAHAHAAAAA! Two, two erections! HAHAHAAAAA! Get daddy Cialis and let him be able to count his erections again.

Too good! Winna!

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2211 on:** January 01, 2014, 12:32:46 AM »

Standings:

jingle.boy - 22
gmillerdrake - 19
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 10
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Okay...Happy New Year to everyone!

Next scene - Worst Possible New Years Resolution!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2212 on:** January 01, 2014, 07:09:14 AM »

Getting in to child pron

Visit a Russian Bath house doused in Chanel #5, wearing a blonde wig and whispering "I'm very lonely" over and over.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #2213 on:** January 01, 2014, 07:12:29 AM »

Becoming the world's fattest man

To steal off of homeless people

To become the sole survivor

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2214 on:** January 01, 2014, 08:41:49 AM »

To gain more weight so I can get a Keg tattooed on my belly.

lonestar · « **Reply #2215 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:05:23 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on January 01, 2014, 08:41:49 AM

To gain more weight so I can get a Keg tattooed on my belly.

How much, two pounds?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2216 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:10:57 AM »

I SAID A KEG DAMMIT!!

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2217 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:12:28 AM »

To follow Blob's workout regimen

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2218 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:01:50 AM »

To use Neat "south of the border"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2219 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:31:12 AM »

Become a 'cutter'

Become a vegetarian

Refuse all sexual advances from women

Not using syrup on pancakes

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2220 on:** January 01, 2014, 10:44:56 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 01, 2014, 10:31:12 AM

Not using syrup on pancakes

-GASP-

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2221 on:** January 02, 2014, 04:14:22 AM »

Teaching your teenage son the art of fapping.
Teaching your teenage daughter the art of diddling.

Switch from real bacon to turkey bacon.

Become a belieber.

Open the door to Jehovah's Witnesses.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2222 on:** January 02, 2014, 06:24:31 AM »

I'll wait for a few more entries!

TempusVox · « **Reply #2223 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:02:54 AM »

Whenever I meet a new person I'll whip out my pecker and say, "The Admiral is glad to meet you."
In meetings I will only speak like Jar Jar Binks.
I will teach my dogs to attack small children.
Every Sunday, I will attend an all black church service and during the first prayer, I will yell, "Where are all the white women at?!!"
I will write the date all year long as 1814, and whenever someone corrects me I will scream, "Treaty of Ghent, motherfucker!!"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2224 on:** January 03, 2014, 06:12:41 AM »

I will continue my quest to discover who TempusVox is, and pray I'm wrong in my suspicions that he is actually infomercial king and bestselling author Kevin Trudeau, and his mini-disappearances aren't due to health issues, but in fact because of his current incarceration.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2225 on:** January 03, 2014, 09:07:22 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 01, 2014, 07:09:14 AM

Getting in to child pron

Visit a Russian Bath house doused in Chanel #5, wearing a blonde wig and whispering "I'm very lonely" over and over.

Winna!!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2226 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:37:34 PM »

Quote from: Prog Snob on January 03, 2014, 09:07:22 AM

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 01, 2014, 07:09:14 AM
Getting in to child pron

Visit a Russian Bath house doused in Chanel #5, wearing a blonde wig and whispering "I'm very lonely" over and over.

Winna!!

Sweet!!

Thank you.....

Standings:

jingle.boy - 22
gmillerdrake - 20
lonestar - 14
kingshmegland - 10
TempusVox - 8
BlobVanDam - 8
Sir GuitarCozmo - 7
Zydar - 6
TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Podaar - 5
masterthes - 4
Scorpion - 3
Prog Snob - 3
DebraKadabra - 2
Jarlaxle - 2
bout to crash - 2
TheSilentHam - 2
Ruba - 2
Jonnybaxy - 2
JayOctavarium - 2
El Barto - 1
Lolzeez - 1
soundgarden - 1
Lucien - 1
MetalJunkie - 1

Next scene - Excuse given to your spouse/significant other when you accidentally call her/him by another name during sex......

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #2227 on:** January 03, 2014, 01:27:31 PM »

"Sorry I called you Zydar. It.. welll... it happens... you know."

Zydar · « **Reply #2228 on:** January 03, 2014, 01:30:31 PM »

Jaffa · « **Reply #2229 on:** January 03, 2014, 01:35:22 PM »

"What are you talking about? 'Betty' is your nickname..."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2230 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:03:55 PM »

Well, of course YOU are my Lone Star!

Yes, that's exactly what I meant. I little to the Left.

No, no... Peyton Manning. You know how much I love the Broncos.

masterthes · « **Reply #2231 on:** January 04, 2014, 06:45:50 AM »

Sorry baby, but I've been having early on set Alzheimers

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2232 on:** January 04, 2014, 07:21:36 AM »

But honey!! That's your pet name I gave your hoo hoo!

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2233 on:** January 04, 2014, 08:00:15 AM »

But you asked me "whose your mommy"? So I when I screamed "Oh Jo Ann" I thought you were getting kinky.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2234 on:** January 04, 2014, 08:02:32 AM »

Sorry, I was just listening to Toto earlier.

I swear it! I don't know anyone named "you dirty filthy whore"

Prog Snob · « **Reply #2235 on:** January 04, 2014, 08:03:58 AM »

You told me I could pretend I was fucking my fantasy girl.. So why are you so angry that I kept yelling Bea Arthur?

lonestar · « **Reply #2236 on:** January 05, 2014, 10:33:47 AM »

You're my wife, why the fuck would I scream your name during sex?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2237 on:** January 06, 2014, 09:18:27 AM »

Need a few more.....

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #2238 on:** January 06, 2014, 10:32:57 AM »

In my defense, you and your sister look identical from behind.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2239 on:** January 06, 2014, 10:48:18 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on January 06, 2014, 09:18:27 AM

Need a few more.....

Nevermind......

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on January 06, 2014, 10:32:57 AM

In my defense, you and your sister look identical from behind.

Winner!!!!!

You're up Coz.....

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat: Round 2 (Read 164661 times)