Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 304102 times)

Quote from: Global Laziness on December 27, 2010, 09:00:53 PM
STOP QUOTING THAT CURSED PICTURE!
Quote from: cthrubuoy on December 24, 2010, 09:46:52 AM
DUCK FACE!

I CAN'T STOP

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #2251 on:** December 28, 2010, 07:11:14 PM »

Gadough · « **Reply #2252 on:** December 28, 2010, 08:26:32 PM »

-______-

SPNKr · « **Reply #2253 on:** December 28, 2010, 09:02:46 PM »

Gadough · « **Reply #2254 on:** December 28, 2010, 11:51:03 PM »

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Ima perfectionist bby.nuff said,if I get u in my bad I promise u'll leave wet,mite leave a puddle in tha bed.real shyt,nd I mite nt b tha best bt im ya best bet

cthrubuoy · « **Reply #2255 on:** December 29, 2010, 12:43:37 AM »

Obviously not a perfectionist at spelling.

DarkEternalNight · « **Reply #2256 on:** December 29, 2010, 12:45:38 AM »

Note to self: never get in his bad.

SPNKr · « **Reply #2257 on:** December 29, 2010, 03:39:22 AM »

Quote from: Gadough on December 28, 2010, 11:51:03 PM

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Ima perfectionist bby.nuff said,if I get u in my bad I promise u'll leave wet,mite leave a puddle in tha bed.real shyt,nd I mite nt b tha best bt im ya best bet

I hope this guy is retarded so that way he has a reason to type "words?" like that.

Gadough · « **Reply #2258 on:** December 29, 2010, 03:45:21 AM »

Nah, man. He's just gangsterific.

icysk8r · « **Reply #2259 on:** December 29, 2010, 04:02:19 AM »

Oh god, this isn't a status but it's so annoying it makes me want to post it. A wall post to my friend:

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KEVVVVIN. heeey there! we actually tlked for once today. when you IMed me about the whole last name thing. haha. well youre rly pretty. lmao. && you & ali are such a cute couple. like its legit & faceboook offical . your profile picture is amazing. uhm.. ever consider modeling? lmao; just a suggestion. so dude. your asian, you'll u...nderstand this. you know watermellon seeds? i i'm eating them. not like the ones from a legit watermellon like the other kind.. if you dnt know wht i'm talkin' about, youre forsure not asian XD k well i think we should talk more. kbaiii(:
-Loveeee , Jesssss ♥

Legit.

Basically, this:

Pirate · « **Reply #2260 on:** December 30, 2010, 03:26:02 PM »

"I take the "the" out of psycotherapist"

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2261 on:** December 30, 2010, 03:31:16 PM »

Quote from: Pirate on December 30, 2010, 03:26:02 PM

"I take the "the" out of psycotherapist"

You also took out the first "h."

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #2262 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:06:55 AM »

Quote from: Guitarded on December 30, 2010, 03:31:16 PM

Quote from: Pirate on December 30, 2010, 03:26:02 PM
"I take the "the" out of psycotherapist"

You also took out the first "h."

antigoon · « **Reply #2263 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:16:00 AM »

Quote from: icysk8r on December 29, 2010, 04:02:19 AM

Oh god, this isn't a status but it's so annoying it makes me want to post it. A wall post to my friend:
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KEVVVVIN. heeey there! we actually tlked for once today. when you IMed me about the whole last name thing. haha. well youre rly pretty. lmao. && you & ali are such a cute couple. like its legit & faceboook offical . your profile picture is amazing. uhm.. ever consider modeling? lmao; just a suggestion. so dude. your asian, you'll u...nderstand this. you know watermellon seeds? i i'm eating them. not like the ones from a legit watermellon like the other kind.. if you dnt know wht i'm talkin' about, youre forsure not asian XD k well i think we should talk more. kbaiii(:
-Loveeee , Jesssss ♥
Legit.

I love amongst all that incoherent babble is a semicolon

Global Laziness · « **Reply #2264 on:** December 31, 2010, 12:20:35 AM »

Did anyone else see Charlie Dominici's recent photo on Facebook? He's since taken it down (I glanced at the comments, a lot of people were calling him gay and stuff), but it was basically a shot of him in briefs taking a photo of his abs (but including his whole body). It was...odd. I mean, it's great to be proud of his body and I respect that and all, but...I dunno, he must have expected to take at least some slack for such an unusual picture.

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #2265 on:** December 31, 2010, 08:22:00 AM »

Quote from: Global Laziness on December 31, 2010, 12:20:35 AM

Did anyone else see Charlie Dominici's recent photo on Facebook? He's since taken it down (I glanced at the comments, a lot of people were calling him gay and stuff), but it was basically a shot of him in briefs taking a photo of his abs (but including his whole body). It was...odd. I mean, it's great to be proud of his body and I respect that and all, but...I dunno, he must have expected to take at least some slack for such an unusual picture.

Wait, what?

Global Laziness · « **Reply #2266 on:** December 31, 2010, 10:33:25 AM »

I'm not kidding. It was a really strange thing to see.

Orbert · « **Reply #2267 on:** December 31, 2010, 01:41:37 PM »

Drunk Facebooking. It's like drunk dialing but with pictures.

Gadough · « **Reply #2268 on:** December 31, 2010, 06:15:39 PM »

Ok, I'm about to delete this guy from my friend's list.

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So my "christian" mom stole $3000 from me but is the first one in church on Wednesdays and Sundays. I wonder what she is learning in church? Christians huh? Jesus huh?

Above this is "Daniel [last name] likes I HATE MY MOM and I HATE MY DAD"

Like...seriously dude? This is the same guy who's statuses I've posted in this thread before. One about him bragging about having sex with his lesbian roommates, and another about him complaining that his girlfriend got her ex Christmas presents, and not him. Don't get me wrong, I feel bad for this guy; he's easily the most socially awkward person I've ever met, and he clearly doesn't know what to tell people and what to keep private. He constantly airs his dirty laundry on Facebook. It's incredibly awkward and I'm sick of it.

Edit: Oh goody, here's three more. All three of these have been posted within 24 hours.

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My roommate stephanie lil sister jamiey who is 15 is dating a 26 yr old man wth!!!!! dude is a perv

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The text stephanie just sent me:
The more tha we talk and stuff the more feelings i have for you and i know we are friends but i think i might actually like you

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This black girl on true life is fat she tries 2 cover her fat with wrapping paper haha glad my gf is white right now haha

....SERIOUSLY???

DarkEternalNight · « **Reply #2269 on:** December 31, 2010, 06:21:48 PM »

Trainwreck.

Gadough · « **Reply #2270 on:** December 31, 2010, 06:24:55 PM »

This guy is in my major, meaning I'll have to deal with him in almost every class I have for the next three years. Shit.

Fun fact: this guy also drives two hours to and from his house to class every single day. Yeah. Two hour drive in the morning, two hour drive in the afternoon. Every day. But here's the good part. He has a dorm on campus that he's paying for, and doesn't use. He has an apartment two hours away that he also pays for and chooses to live in. WTF? I'm telling you, this guy is batshit insane.

LCArenas · « **Reply #2271 on:** December 31, 2010, 08:00:31 PM »

This is not pathetic at all, but I'm posting it here:

Quote from: Iron Thrones' Facebook

We're announcing an official hiatus for the remainder of 2010. We need a nice, long break, but will be returning in early January 2011.

LCArenas · « **Reply #2272 on:** December 31, 2010, 08:02:09 PM »

Also: WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT DUCK FACE YOU KNOW I COULD HAVE ENDED 2010 PERFECTLY BUT NOW MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

juice · « **Reply #2273 on:** January 01, 2011, 01:34:05 PM »

from last night

"Awesome. Looks like im sleeping outside tonight

"
-my friend

my reaction: hah

DarkEternalNight · « **Reply #2274 on:** January 01, 2011, 10:26:22 PM »

"Some people just can't stay out of my fucking life, it's MY FUCKING LIFE, GET THE HELL OUT YOU FUCKING BITCH!". He then proceeded to "like" the status

News: Fall Into the Light, official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFxH4kky6z4

Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 304102 times)