The pathetic facebook status thread.

[blackngold29]

Awesome job at blotting out all of the names. Really great work.

[Gadough]

Way more awesome than pathetic.

Image no longer wants to show up. Balls.

[blackngold29]

Ha, I want to see her response.

[Chino]

Not a status, but a fail.... I hate shit like this.

[Ultimetalhead]

^ Amen.

OMG WE KISS THAT MEANS WE'RE LIEK SUPER LEGIT CHECK IT OUT

Go die.

[blackngold29]

I concur, also people who write love letters on their wall instead of the one person it's intended for.

[Arcaeus]

This is the most miserable girl in existence, I keep her on my friend's list for the lulz:

"X likes You're not making me jealous. You're making me wonder what I saw in you."

"X likes Heard you're dating my ex. how do I taste?"

"ill keep trying to better myself while everyone does the oppotsite. the day i leave will be the best day ever."

"worst. day. ever. im furious."

"i cant take this anymore... i cant wait to leave for college... i hate living here."

"you left me with a broken heart, and now i see what i should've from the start."

"worst day of my life at work. i really just want to idfk"

"can't sleep. old myspace comments make me sad. hope i can fall asleep soon. might pull an allnighter."

"dear mallory graves, you're a whore and i'm not adding you so leave me the fuck alone thanks love ♥"

"you always let me down. i'll learn to stop counting on you & to stop making you top priority. you don't deserve it anymore. school, home. bye"

"your such a TOOL"

And my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE, considering the rest of those I posted were all posted on her wall:

"unecessary comments are better off kept to yourself."

[Gadough]

"can't sleep. old myspace comments make me sad. hope i can fall asleep soon. might pull an allnighter."

Oh my God 

[ehra]

"X likes Heard you're dating my ex. how do I taste?"

Dave Mustaine??

[emindead]

^ Amen.

OMG WE KISS THAT MEANS WE'RE LIEK SUPER LEGIT CHECK IT OUT

Go die.

Besides, kissing in the bathroom? That's so classy!

[sonatafanica]

That is also the douchiest form of beard in existence.

[Chino]

WIN

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such posts as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "You Can't Stop Even Though You're Now Aware of It.""

[Global Laziness]

WIN

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such posts as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "You Can't Stop Even Though You're Now Aware of It.""

[SPNKr]

^ Amen.

OMG WE KISS THAT MEANS WE'RE LIEK SUPER LEGIT CHECK IT OUT

Go die.

That looks better imotbh

[Mr. Ister]

WIN

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such posts as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "You Can't Stop Even Though You're Now Aware of It.""

Haha no way.  My profile picture is currently of Troy McClure, and the caption below my picture is "You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid."

[soundgarden]

WIN

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such posts as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "You Can't Stop Even Though You're Now Aware of It.""

[SPNKr]

Ok, so I have a friend that lives interstate and he JUST got into this girl and talks to her on msn yada yada yada.

Matt loves her forever
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Laura likes this.
Laura ♥

WTF is this teenage infatuation BULLSHIT. 17 year olds I guess kids

[Jamesman42]

WIN

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such posts as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "You Can't Stop Even Though You're Now Aware of It.""

That is just amazing.

[Sigz]

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're at your computer reading this in my voice.

[Sigz]

im pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.

[SPNKr]

im pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.

i dont even what this is.

[moffatt]

This doesn't exactly qualify as a status, but was posted on FB on a group about hates dubstep (crap drum n bass) "fuck this shit....dubstep is the most innotive music genres in years, better than all the generic pop indie and metal bands that just copy the music that has been being made for the last several decades and dont try to do anything new"
If anyone has heard this type of music before you will know it is very repetitive and boring and just a bunch of noise. The guy who posted that is a moron.

[Orbert]

im pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.

my really dense.

[MetalManiac666]

im pretty cryptic, if ur not deep you wont get me at all. think you get me? your really dense.

my really dense.

our really dense.

[Orbert]

well, I guess we can share

[SPNKr]

This doesn't exactly qualify as a status, but was posted on FB on a group about hates dubstep (crap drum n bass) "fuck this shit....dubstep is the most innotive music genres in years, better than all the generic pop indie and metal bands that just copy the music that has been being made for the last several decades and dont try to do anything new"
If anyone has heard this type of music before you will know it is very repetitive and boring and just a bunch of noise. The guy who posted that is a moron.

+1

[Gadough]

Ok, so I have a friend that lives interstate and he JUST got into this girl and talks to her on msn yada yada yada.

Matt loves her forever
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Laura likes this.
Laura ♥

WTF is this teenage infatuation BULLSHIT. 17 year olds I guess kids

Half of the people on my friends list do shit like this. Ironically, the ones who have new boyfriends or girlfriends every month are the ones that clutter my news feed with declarations of love.

I have one friend in particular (who actually is a good friend irl, I have very little negative to say about him other than this) who constantly post on his girlfriend's wall I LOVE YOU [NAME] SSSSSOOOOOO FFFREEEEAAAKKKKIIIIINNNN MUUUUCCCCHHHH to which she replies I LOVE YOU [NAME] SSSSSOOOOOO FFFREEEEAAAKKKKIIIIINNNN MUUUUCCCCHHHH MMMMOOOORRRREEEEEE.

I see that on my news feed, at the very least, once a week. Gets...really old after awhile.

[MetalManiac666]

Much of my news feed is cluttered with notifications of the same girl liking or joining pretty much every single group she comes across.  It gets fairly annoying.

[Birch Boy]

Much of my news feed is cluttered with notifications of the same girl liking or joining pretty much every single group she comes across.  It gets fairly annoying.

I have a few of them.

[SPNKr]

Ok, so I have a friend that lives interstate and he JUST got into this girl and talks to her on msn yada yada yada.

Matt loves her forever
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Laura likes this.
Laura ♥

WTF is this teenage infatuation BULLSHIT. 17 year olds I guess kids

Half of the people on my friends list do shit like this. Ironically, the ones who have new boyfriends or girlfriends every month are the ones that clutter my news feed with declarations of love.

I have one friend in particular (who actually is a good friend irl, I have very little negative to say about him other than this) who constantly post on his girlfriend's wall I LOVE YOU [NAME] SSSSSOOOOOO FFFREEEEAAAKKKKIIIIINNNN MUUUUCCCCHHHH to which she replies I LOVE YOU [NAME] SSSSSOOOOOO FFFREEEEAAAKKKKIIIIINNNN MUUUUCCCCHHHH MMMMOOOORRRREEEEEE.

I see that on my news feed, at the very least, once a week. Gets...really old after awhile.

Oh boy, I cringe at that shit man. I just wish they'd learn off that and get over it and take other people's honest thoughts in consideration. It's not hard to figure out that they've been annoying the annoyed (us) since day 1 of this absolute fad, that's what I think it is. A guy "falls in love" and tells all his friends about it and they're like "well, cool dude... ()", I just laugh at that shit now. Guilty, I've done it before myself and had to learn the hard way.
What also is annoying is when your MSN contacts have like "I Y [insert name]" or "<3 etc etc", that shit just makes me want to blast The Dillinger Escape Plan and pull out a gun and go on a massacre ( not really, but you get it). Rant over I think.

Much of my news feed is cluttered with notifications of the same girl liking or joining pretty much every single group she comes across.  It gets fairly annoying.

Yep, one of my friends does that too. It's mainly common street phrases/knowledge so they think to themselves "OMG TR00?!!?! *likes/joins group*" and then we have the mispleasure of seeing it posted on the news feed.

[chknptpie]

You guys know you can hide certain people or certain applications from ever showing up on your news feed right?

[Fuzzboy]

You guys know you can hide certain people or certain applications from ever showing up on your news feed right?

And thank god for that.

[Gwii]

This doesn't exactly qualify as a status, but was posted on FB on a group about hates dubstep (crap drum n bass) "fuck this shit....dubstep is the most innotive music genres in years, better than all the generic pop indie and metal bands that just copy the music that has been being made for the last several decades and dont try to do anything new"
If anyone has heard this type of music before you will know it is very repetitive and boring and just a bunch of noise. The guy who posted that is a moron.

I like some dubstep, but that guy is a moron.

[Gadough]

You guys know you can hide certain people or certain applications from ever showing up on your news feed right?

....No, I didn't know that. I'm a Facebook noob.  

[SPNKr]

You guys know you can hide certain people or certain applications from ever showing up on your news feed right?

....No, I didn't know that. I'm a Facebook noob.  

Neither, and I've looked everywhere for these options. FACEBOOK FAILS there I feel better.