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Offline Arcaeus

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #910 on: February 23, 2010, 06:49:51 PM »
what makes a lot of these pathetic is that they insist on sharing them with the world and strangers who just. Don't. Care. :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #911 on: February 23, 2010, 06:56:50 PM »
Quote from: Chino on February 22, 2010, 09:01:28 PM
:rollin :rollin :rollin

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Getting-Chicks-Pregnant-Then-Leaving-Them/324373496543?ref=nf

I love this wall post on that page:

 
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #912 on: February 23, 2010, 07:05:58 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on February 23, 2010, 06:56:50 PM
Quote from: Chino on February 22, 2010, 09:01:28 PM
:rollin :rollin :rollin

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Getting-Chicks-Pregnant-Then-Leaving-Them/324373496543?ref=nf

I love this wall post on that page:

 
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Some of my favorites.

" The only shit baking in that oven had better be some quiche OR I'M LEAVING YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO FOLLOWS A DIFFERENT ORGANIZED RELIGION!"

"Getting Chicks Pregnant, Then Leaving Them has over 100 fans. You know what that means. 100 PREGNANT WOMAN SCARED AND CRYING BY THEMSELVES. Serves them right trying to steal your man juice."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #913 on: February 23, 2010, 07:09:51 PM »
Are we making fun of them or is that supposed to be funny? Because that reads like something that people would post in here.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #914 on: February 23, 2010, 07:14:05 PM »
Quote from: Pyroph on February 23, 2010, 07:09:51 PM
Are we making fun of them or is that supposed to be funny? Because that reads like something that people would post in here.

Honestly, none of us are sarcastic!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #915 on: February 23, 2010, 07:16:03 PM »
"Did you hear that they took away one of Lindsay Vonn's gold medals? She had the fastest time in the Olympics, but the Olympic committee held a conference and came to a unanimous decision. Vonn would be stripped of the gold and it would be given to Barack Obama...because no one is going downhill faster than he. And drum roll!"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #916 on: February 23, 2010, 07:27:14 PM »
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on February 23, 2010, 07:16:03 PM
"Did you hear that they took away one of Lindsay Vonn's gold medals? She had the fastest time in the Olympics, but the Olympic committee held a conference and came to a unanimous decision. Vonn would be stripped of the gold and it would be given to Barack Obama...because no one is going downhill faster than he. And drum roll!"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #917 on: February 23, 2010, 07:40:03 PM »
"I'm lonely, talk to me."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #918 on: February 23, 2010, 09:17:15 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #919 on: February 23, 2010, 09:34:19 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #920 on: February 23, 2010, 11:05:58 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #921 on: February 24, 2010, 12:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Gwii on February 23, 2010, 09:34:19 PM
Quote from: Chino on February 23, 2010, 09:17:15 PM
:rollin :rollin

https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100223/wr_nm/us_pickle_3



YES!!!!

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There's a similar contest; the question is whether a pretzel can have more fans than Tokio Hotel.

The ending of the pickle vs. Nickelback contest was rather predictable, but oh well.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #922 on: February 26, 2010, 06:18:10 PM »
"lol i bet if i did a formspring i'd just get harassed and insulted the whole time. just like my everyday life, except i like knowing who my attackers are."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #923 on: February 26, 2010, 10:15:40 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #924 on: February 27, 2010, 10:54:12 PM »
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Has just finished the saddest anime ever T.T i actually cried am i pathetic???
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #925 on: February 28, 2010, 01:25:49 AM »
Quote from: BirchBoy on February 27, 2010, 10:54:12 PM
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Has just finished the saddest anime ever T.T i actually cried am i pathetic???

That's not patheric at all.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #926 on: February 28, 2010, 03:56:34 PM »
Last five status' all in succession and within four seconds of eachother:

"Fuck crosby"

"Fuck Canada"

"Fuck Canada"

"fuckk"

"FUCK U CROSBY U FUCKIN PUSSY!!!!!!!"
 
:lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #927 on: February 28, 2010, 03:58:02 PM »
Quote from: BirchBoy on February 28, 2010, 03:56:34 PM
Last five status' all in succession and within four seconds of eachother:

"Fuck crosby"

"Fuck Canada"

"Fuck Canada"

"fuckk"

"FUCK U CROSBY U FUCKIN PUSSY!!!!!!!"
 
:lol


Jesus Christ. :lolpalm:
Talk about sore losers...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #928 on: February 28, 2010, 04:00:10 PM »
Quote from: tri.ad on February 28, 2010, 03:58:02 PM
Quote from: BirchBoy on February 28, 2010, 03:56:34 PM
Last five status' all in succession and within four seconds of eachother:

"Fuck crosby"

"Fuck Canada"

"Fuck Canada"

"fuckk"

"FUCK U CROSBY U FUCKIN PUSSY!!!!!!!"
 
:lol


Jesus Christ. :lolpalm:
Talk about sore losers...
Here's one from a minute ago:

"the us should invade canada"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #929 on: February 28, 2010, 04:00:43 PM »
That doesn't even deserve a lolpalm anymore...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #930 on: February 28, 2010, 04:06:59 PM »
Zeltar to me: "gtfo you beaner"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #931 on: February 28, 2010, 04:08:53 PM »
Quote from: emindead on February 28, 2010, 04:06:59 PM
Zeltar to me: "gtfo you beaner"

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Yeah technically you don't mow lawns, you grow coffee beans and smuggle cocaine. He really should get his South American country stereotypes right.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #932 on: February 28, 2010, 04:09:56 PM »
Damn right. So when will you like your next delivery, pothead?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #933 on: February 28, 2010, 04:11:02 PM »
Tuesday morning preferrably.

Actually in all seriousness, I haven't smoked in months.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #934 on: February 28, 2010, 04:17:54 PM »
Round 2:

"Crosby deserves to be diagnosed with herpes then killed and fucked in the streets then towed around by a horse through washignton d.c"

"nooooooooo!! why canada :("

"Canada still sucks at everything else"

"Noooo :[ why canada..."

"god damn..fuckin crosby...fuck canada, eh."

"How 'bout them Canadians eh?"
 
:rollin at the first one especially

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #935 on: February 28, 2010, 11:36:15 PM »
 :facepalm:

No, seriously. It was funny in the beginning, now it's just purely annoying.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #936 on: March 01, 2010, 08:24:15 AM »
I found something funny. It is a girl who I know but haven't added as a friend. Before hitting the "add friend" button, I saw what groups she had joined. Here was the sample list:

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Yes, you are my bestfriend, but sometimes, I want to punch you...
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You Need To Shut Up Before I punch You
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If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would
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I know I can't, but i really want to punch you in the face right now

It says she is single. I wonder why. :justjen
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #937 on: March 01, 2010, 04:06:47 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on March 01, 2010, 08:24:15 AM
It says she is single. I wonder why. :justjen

Probably has a nasty cooch
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #938 on: March 01, 2010, 05:53:05 PM »
I generally don't mind Facebook statuses as long as they couldn't be defined as "Vaguebooking..."

You know, when people post stuff like "I hope that never happens again!" and not specifying what "that" is so people will ask and appear interested. It's such a blatant attention seeking tactic, yet everyone seems to do it all the time. I generally just roll my eyes and ignore them but it's starting to get on my nerves.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #939 on: March 01, 2010, 09:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on March 01, 2010, 05:53:05 PM
I generally don't mind Facebook statuses as long as they couldn't be defined as "Vaguebooking..."

You know, when people post stuff like "I hope that never happens again!" and not specifying what "that" is so people will ask and appear interested. It's such a blatant attention seeking tactic, yet everyone seems to do it all the time. I generally just roll my eyes and ignore them but it's starting to get on my nerves.

In that vain,

"pain everywhere"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #940 on: March 02, 2010, 12:48:02 AM »
or when people post song lyrics without quotation marks pretending it's them talking. :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #941 on: March 02, 2010, 12:52:55 AM »
Quote from: Portrucci on March 02, 2010, 12:48:02 AM
or when people post song lyrics without quotation marks pretending it's them talking. :facepalm:

 :lol whenever I post a lyrics I usually don't put it in quotations, but I've never claimed it to actually be something I came up with.
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« Reply #942 on: March 02, 2010, 02:12:33 AM »
I've started doing that with song lyrics and quotes. I don't think people catch on to it, though.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #943 on: March 02, 2010, 03:49:30 PM »
This isn't statuses, but on my brothers' page, the first two comments are a guy talking about a coarse he's doing, and the second is a girl congratulating him on a cleaver decision.

The English language is screwed.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #944 on: March 02, 2010, 04:02:22 PM »
Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on March 02, 2010, 03:49:30 PM
This isn't statuses, but on my brothers' page, the first two comments are a guy talking about a coarse he's doing, and the second is a girl congratulating him on a cleaver decision.

I always go for the cleaver.  It's a much more precise weapon than the meathook.
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