The pathetic facebook status thread.

[Gwii]

I actually enjoy this one:



"Put ♥ this ♥ on ♥ your ♥ status ♥ if ♥ you ♥ know ♥ someone ♥ who ♥ deserves ♥ a ♥ smack ♥ in ♥ the ♥ face ♥ with ♥ a ♥ shovel ♥"

[Sigz]

 

[Super Dude]

I actually enjoy this one:



"Put ♥ this ♥ on ♥ your ♥ status ♥ if ♥ you ♥ know ♥ someone ♥ who ♥ deserves ♥ a ♥ smack ♥ in ♥ the ♥ face ♥ with ♥ a ♥ shovel ♥"

Like like like like like!

[Orbert]

I thought it was duct tape because it's used to seal the seams in air ducts, like for heating and cooling.

[RobD]

When it was invented in WW2 it was called duck tape because it's waterproof. Some people still call it that.

I thought Duck Tape was a brand of tape.

Anyhoo, I call it gaffer tape, due to it being used for gaffs by gaffers.

[Orbert]

There is a brand of duct tape called Duck Tape.  Weird, huh?

[Chino]

Duct tape is for pussies. Gorilla tape is where its at.

[sneakyblueberry]

'grrrr history assignment FML'

Stupid.

[True Death of Life]

^ It's pollution.

[Chino]

This is one of the best ones yet.

" is done....thats it i'm done with men..seriously sick of having my heart trampled and fucked over. sick of lies and games and being hurt...honestly if u cared as much as u said u fucking did....u wouldnt of done this. ur just like all the rest..and ps. u suck in bed...fuck you."

First comment:

" wow... that last part kinda just made my night... hahaha and the truth is revealed...feel better... :/"

OP's response:

"doubt it..pretty friggen upset..not gonna lie..he just ripped my heart out and fucked me over...prolly not gonna sleep..and the worse thing bout it all..i believed everything he said and forgave him for everything that he put me through..when in reality i shouldnt have i should've walked away from the start..but my heart wants him...and apparently i cant have it. soooo there goes everything."

[MetalManiac666]

[Orbert]

It's amazing sometimes what people are willing to share publicly.

[tri.ad]

It's amazing sometimes what people are willing to share publicly.

To add: "... in order to get attention."

[Super Dude]

It's amazing sometimes what people are willing to share publicly.

To add: "... in order to get attention."

This.  It confounds me how people (and note, not just women) seem to make the same stupid mistakes in relationships over and over again, trusting the same assholes/bitches every time and somehow thinking "this one is different."

In other words, maybe it's not that all men/women are the same; it's the ones YOU DATE!

[Sigz]

I hope I don't wake up

[ariich]

The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".

[tri.ad]

The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".

Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.

[Super Dude]

The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".

Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.

This.  It pisses me off.

[PlaysLikeMyung]

Grammar dies on the internet. I always correct people, though. I feel obligated to make people just a little smarter

[ehra]

Change; Such an epiphany of what sought to be a soliloquy, But now is a silhouette of a former being known as the past. Such is Change...

[reneranucci]

Change; Such an epiphany of what sought to be a soliloquy, But now is a silhouette of a former being known as the past. Such is Change...

Obama's facebook page?

[Phantasmatron]

The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".

Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.

Same thing with "prolly."

[Chino]

This is one of the best ones yet.

" is done....thats it i'm done with men..seriously sick of having my heart trampled and fucked over. sick of lies and games and being hurt...honestly if u cared as much as u said u fucking did....u wouldnt of done this. ur just like all the rest..and ps. u suck in bed...fuck you."

First comment:

" wow... that last part kinda just made my night... hahaha and the truth is revealed...feel better... :/"

OP's response:

"doubt it..pretty friggen upset..not gonna lie..he just ripped my heart out and fucked me over...prolly not gonna sleep..and the worse thing bout it all..i believed everything he said and forgave him for everything that he put me through..when in reality i shouldnt have i should've walked away from the start..but my heart wants him...and apparently i cant have it. soooo there goes everything."

The same girl's status posted an hour ago.

"soo many many reasons WE are soo mmm mmm good lmao today could not possibly get any better "


Officially the biggest attention whore on FB. The only reason I keep her as a friend is for the sake of this thread.

[emindead]

The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".

Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.

This.  It pisses me off.

When people confuse "then" and "than" I want to hang people by their testicles. And if they are women, by their ovaries.

[millahh]

The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".

Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.

This.  It pisses me off.

When people confuse "then" and "than" I want to hang people by their testicles. And if they are women, by their ovaries.

What if you were to surgically attach ovaries   testicles to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?

[emindead]

The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".

Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.

This.  It pisses me off.

When people confuse "then" and "than" I want to hang people by their testicles. And if they are women, by their ovaries.

What if you were to surgically attach ovaries to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?

More ovaries? As long as the procedure doesn't use anesthesia. The more pain the better.

[Sigz]

The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".

Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.

This.  It pisses me off.

When people confuse "then" and "than" I want to hang people by their testicles. And if they are women, by their ovaries.

What if you were to surgically attach ovaries to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?

Than that would work too.

[Phantasmatron]

What if you were to surgically attach testicles to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?

Fix'd?

[millahh]

What if you were to surgically attach testicles to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?

Fix'd?

oops!

[emindead]

What if you were to surgically attach testicles to the women in question, an subsequently hang the women up by them?

Fix'd?

WOMEN NEED MORE OVARIES!

[Chino]

" is starting to think that theres no such thing as a "good guy". cuz everytime i think i find one...eventually those true asshole traits come out."
(9 girls like it)

comment 1: "ohhhh so true..... lol"
comment 2: "very true! maybe its just waterbury/naugatuck guys. maybe when i move ill find better guys in bristol?"
comment 3: "thats how every guy in watertown is"
comment 4: "I never met once a truely nice guy"

[tri.ad]

" is starting to think that theres no such thing as a "good guy". cuz everytime i think i find one...eventually those true asshole traits come out."
(9 girls like it)

comment 1: "ohhhh so true..... lol"
comment 2: "very true! maybe its just waterbury/naugatuck guys. maybe when i move ill find better guys in bristol?"
comment 3: "thats how every guy in watertown is"
comment 4: "I never met once a truely nice guy"

 

[Super Dude]

That really pisses me off, that these girls actually go LOOKING for these same assholes and repeatedly date them without learning from it, and then blame it on all guys everywhere.

[Chino]

That really pisses me off, that these girls actually go LOOKING for these same assholes and repeatedly date them without learning from it, and then blame it on all guys everywhere.

I'm posting that as a comment.

Thanks.

Now we play the waiting game.
 

[Jamesman42]

The part that offended me most in Chino's post was "would of".

Every time someone writes "would of" instead of "would have", a little kitty, puppy or red panda cub dies.

Same thing with "prolly."

I prolly could of gone done with out reading this post.